The Fireflame Q and A Thread

[fireflame]

@Byronic hero- what's with all the school questions. I said I'll answer to the best of my ability
@Sam- I'm sorry about that, i guess she wasn't the right one for you. I know how bad that feels
@Zions Phoenix- look on the first page, the post of Steve, I was tricked into that, because I never said anything like that.

 

[Byronic Hero]

Uhhhh, my question wasn't a school question. It was a riddle....

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

@Sam- I'm sorry about that, i guess she wasn't the right one for you. I know how bad that feels

no she specifically stated that she wouldn't date me because of how I asked her

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

 

[fireflame]

no she specifically stated that she wouldn't date me because of how I asked her

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

WELL I"M SORRY! DAMN, I gave you my advice because it worked for me

@Byronic Hero-Well Whatever it was, i'll answer truthfuly, i don't know

 

[Ophan]

this is a very touchy topic

 

[Deleted member 36435]

it's a one story house
there are no stairs
har har har

 

[SilverJ-17]

it's a one story house
there are no stairs
har har har

This

There is a one story house. The Windows are red, the people are red, the sink is red, the doors are blue, the computer is red, all the cars are red, and the floors are red. What color are the stairs?

Fail

What color is full of color?

 

[scubasteve]

you have 24 hours and 17 minutes

 

[Angel]

you have 24 hours and 17 minutes

You're actually a pretty good mod.

read: I want fireflame to be banned permanently for 3 months.

 

[XxRebel_GirlxX]

why am i a girl?

 

[Angel]

why isn't the OP banned yet?

 

[frisson]

What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

or

?

 

[Aucune Raison]

or

?

Fuck I don't know.

You have defeated me, sir.

 

[fireflame]

@Silver J 17- no one cares
@Bmak 93- well you're in luck then because when I get banned because of this stupic shit, i'm NEVER coming back
@XxRebel_GirlxX- your parents decided to make you and you turned out to be a girl
@Bmak 93(second question)-No idea who that is

 

[Deleted member 36435]

why am i a girl?

better question:
why arent you in the kitchen?

 

[Artemis]

what's the meaning of life?

 

[ChocobosComet]

I have a question......

How large is my penis?

 

[Essence of Elegy]

A basic physics problem for you, firefaggot.

A car travels a distance of 145 feet in 4.5 seconds before coming to a stop. What is:

a.) The car's initial velocity?
b.) The car's acceleration?

Express in units m/s and m/s^2 respectively.

As agreed in the chat, if you get the question wrong, you receive a 3 month long ban. However, if you get it right, I will retire from my super mod position. But this is on one condition: you may not use the internet, a physics textbook, a parent, a friend (haha), or any outside assistance. If so, you will automatically receive a 3 month-long ban. (Don't even try cheating, for I will know about it). Also, I must see your work. You are to write all of your work on a scratch piece of paper, take a picture of it, scan it to your computer, upload it to an image hosting site, and post it here. Failure to do so will result in an immediate ban, as agreed upon in the chat.

Enjoy!

Hint: Use a kinematics equation.

edit:

Oh, right, if you fail to post an answer by 12 am CST on Sunday, November 23rd, you will automatically receive the 3 month-long ban.

XD

Oh and I have a question, too.

What made you think you had the authority to create such a thread and actually support it with your so-implied great knowledge of things?

 

[Macabre]

Why do I feel like murdering someone?

@Bmak 93(second question)-No idea who that is

OP = Original Poster

And the OP of this thread is you.

 

[Massive Attack]

Bob Dylan, David Bowie and James Chance walk into a bar.
If one of them was punched in the eye, who should it be, so that it's intersting?

There's an answer by the way.