Of Vice and Virtue
Sloth
I really found all of the uproar and excitement over Lust’s actions to be quite silly. Why, he had just been spending his time in libraries, poring over dusty old books. Surely, there could not have been anything wrong with that. I too enjoy libraries from time to time. They are wonderfully relaxing places. I never actually read any of the books of course. They were much too far away, none of them ever looked remotely interesting and, quite simply, I could not be bothered to move from such a comfortable chair. There is just something about the musky warmth of a library that envelops you and carries you sweetly off to sleep.
Oh, forgive me. I’d gone and dozed off. I’ve forgotten to introduce myself. Little sweet, my name is Sloth. I have gone by Apathy, Neglect, and Lethe, but I believe you’ve grasped the point. I would list the mortal names I have taken, but I am afraid I no longer remember them. Oh well, it is no matter. I’m sure they were of little importance anyway.
I do not understand the contempt with which my brothers and sisters view each other. Are they not simply playing the parts handed to them? Why would anyone curse another for following their path? Why bother trying to change what is already set in stone when it is so very difficult to do so? Personally, I enjoy simply sitting, relaxing, and watching the play unfold. You’ve no idea how lovely it is to sleep beneath the clouds, and then rest afterwards.
One fine afternoon, following a wonderful nap and dreams of soft lily pads, I awoke to the sight of Gluttony playing with her dolls. She is such a sweet, if somewhat gullible, child. She frequently sits down in front of me whilst I lay in rest, and tells me about the stories she had made for them. She once lined up seven dolls, three male, four female, and told me that during a particularly rowdy tea party, the miniature Pride, Lust, and Greed had gotten into a quarrel. She then proceeded to lightly knock down the figurines of Greed and Lust, and proclaim to me that Pride was the only male the remaining sins could trust. She is such a poor, sweet child.
As I woke, I also witnessed Pride pacing back and forth, muttering curse words to himself about Lust. At that moment, I realized that, although Gluttony appeared to be the child of the group, it was Pride who was far more suited for the role. Pride hid behind delusions of grandeur; Pride who feared the shadows of nonexistent plots against him. Pride was the one who did little more than eradicate “threats”, only to pronounce that he had never considered them to be any danger. Pride was the one who kicked, screamed, intimidated, and threatened until he got his way.
This is not to say that the others are free of their shortcomings. Lust played the victim of curiosity and his own desire. He had grown tired of being himself, a laughable concept. How could one becoming exhausted of themselves? The ocean does not tire of being vast, and the earth does not grow weary of being strong. They accept themselves, and are satisfied with what they are now and what they will always be. It would seem that Lust could not grasp such concepts.
However, boys will be boys. I, for one, will not dare interfere with such things. I shall not attempt to change what is already underway. I play the role of the observer, the silent watcher. I am content to do just that. While I say little and do even less, I see more than anyone. Such is the reward of patience and Sloth.
~Sloth
Oddly enough, Sloth's is the third longest one. xD