Dear Sora
say goodby to everyone for me.
Goodby cruel world
Mickey
say goodby to everyone for me.
Goodby cruel world
Mickey
Mickey's Letter
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Thank You.
Dear Sora, Guess what? I CAN SEE YOU! Guess what else? I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU! And right now, I'm seein' Riku and Kairi make out behind your back
Mickey
*Sora turns around*
Sora: Thunder!
*Riku and Kairi are dead*
Sora: That problem's solved. I must now bake cookies!
Dear Sora, Guess what? I CAN SEE YOU! Guess what else? I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU! And right now, I'm seein' Riku and Kairi make out behind your back
Mickey
*Sora turns around*
Sora: Thunder!
*Riku and Kairi are dead*
Sora: That problem's solved. I must now bake cookies!
Dear Sora,
I've been getting worried lately. What if nobody likes me? Be honest Sora. Are my ears maybe just a little big?
from
Mickey
I've been getting worried lately. What if nobody likes me? Be honest Sora. Are my ears maybe just a little big?
from
Mickey
dear sora,
Beat that fanclub!
mickey
Beat that fanclub!
mickey
Dear Abby,
Lately, I've been having strange dreams about Kairi. She's all I think about. I also have the bad habit of sending letters to the wrong people. Is there something wrong with me?
Mickey
Lately, I've been having strange dreams about Kairi. She's all I think about. I also have the bad habit of sending letters to the wrong people. Is there something wrong with me?
Mickey
Dear sora,
i got into some trouble.... i went to a bar in hallow bastion while visiting Cloud,Aerith,Leon & CO. an lets say that vodka an coke dont make a mouse feel like you would. i got into a fight with a guy with long silver hair, he looked like a skinny $@$&@%&. all he talked about was "Mommy this an mommy that." than i called him a mommys boy an i took out my keyblade, an then a guy with short slvr hair started crying an i hit him. he punched me in the gut with a big box on his arm an it shocked me.(this is the part that leads to me needing your help) then a pansy with longer slvr hair swirled around in a stupid pose an he pulled out some wierd thing that looked like a sword so i stagered foward ready to kill him like they told me i did to the short slvr dude in my drunken haze, but then aparently it was a gun cuz the next thing i remember was it was later and i was lying on the floor with my giant ear right me with a bullet lodged in it, then cloud came an took me home, can you come get me? cause cloud an leon an a guy named sepiroth are poking me with gunblade, a sword thats bandaged an a 7 foot long sword.... they are all laughing when i scream in pain... so you an riku should come help me.... wait seph!!!! no!!!! please not again!!!!! noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got into some trouble.... i went to a bar in hallow bastion while visiting Cloud,Aerith,Leon & CO. an lets say that vodka an coke dont make a mouse feel like you would. i got into a fight with a guy with long silver hair, he looked like a skinny $@$&@%&. all he talked about was "Mommy this an mommy that." than i called him a mommys boy an i took out my keyblade, an then a guy with short slvr hair started crying an i hit him. he punched me in the gut with a big box on his arm an it shocked me.(this is the part that leads to me needing your help) then a pansy with longer slvr hair swirled around in a stupid pose an he pulled out some wierd thing that looked like a sword so i stagered foward ready to kill him like they told me i did to the short slvr dude in my drunken haze, but then aparently it was a gun cuz the next thing i remember was it was later and i was lying on the floor with my giant ear right me with a bullet lodged in it, then cloud came an took me home, can you come get me? cause cloud an leon an a guy named sepiroth are poking me with gunblade, a sword thats bandaged an a 7 foot long sword.... they are all laughing when i scream in pain... so you an riku should come help me.... wait seph!!!! no!!!! please not again!!!!! noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^That was hilarious!
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Dear sora
if u wonder why i was wearing your clothes in kh2 its because i did ur wash and the clothes kinda shrunk and my clothes shrunk to so i needed some clothes and yours fit so.......yeah......thanx
King Mickey
if u wonder why i was wearing your clothes in kh2 its because i did ur wash and the clothes kinda shrunk and my clothes shrunk to so i needed some clothes and yours fit so.......yeah......thanx
King Mickey
Dear Kairi,
How dare you say the child is mine! I demand a paternity test!
Mickey
How dare you say the child is mine! I demand a paternity test!
Mickey
Dear Sora,
u are the weakest link
goodbye!
mickey
p.s. this letter will kill u in under 24 hours prepare to die
sora: whatever
*letter grows legs and arms and runs after sora with huge sword*
sora:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
letter: muwahahaha!
u are the weakest link
goodbye!
mickey
p.s. this letter will kill u in under 24 hours prepare to die
sora: whatever
*letter grows legs and arms and runs after sora with huge sword*
sora:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
letter: muwahahaha!
Dear Sora,
I hope you aren't reading this with Riku. You know that life insurance policy we took out on him? Time to cash in!
Mickey
Riku: Dangit, Sora! What is it with you and Mickey wanting me dead!
I hope you aren't reading this with Riku. You know that life insurance policy we took out on him? Time to cash in!
Mickey
Riku: Dangit, Sora! What is it with you and Mickey wanting me dead!
Nice one. That gives me an idea,
Dear Sora, this question can be a life changing one. Your answer could seal the fate of the worlds. Now for the question. Deal, or No Deal?
Mickey
Sora: Uhhhhhhh No Deal?
Voice: Wrong answer. YOU LOSE!
Sora: No-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Dear Sora, this question can be a life changing one. Your answer could seal the fate of the worlds. Now for the question. Deal, or No Deal?
Mickey
Sora: Uhhhhhhh No Deal?
Voice: Wrong answer. YOU LOSE!
Sora: No-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Dear Sora,
Let me get this right. You honestly think that oversized key you carry around is a weapon? You say you've been to other worlds? You probably even think you get letters from Mickey Mouse. We are coming to get you.
The men in white jackets (aka the looney bin)
Let me get this right. You honestly think that oversized key you carry around is a weapon? You say you've been to other worlds? You probably even think you get letters from Mickey Mouse. We are coming to get you.
The men in white jackets (aka the looney bin)
dear Sora,
thank you for registering with khinsider forums!your username is mastersepiroth. your password will be emailed to you.
sincerly monkeybutt
thank you for registering with khinsider forums!your username is mastersepiroth. your password will be emailed to you.
sincerly monkeybutt
Are you really Sora, master sepiroth?
I'm kidding, for anyone who thinks I'm serious.
I'm kidding, for anyone who thinks I'm serious.
Dear snkmora....
you think your are so................coooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll. im sittin in my hottub drinkin Coca Cola vodka thinkin ,.............................................................you take too moch C-c-c-c-c-c--------r-rdit!!!!!!! m-me an ri-- b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bust our @$$'$ to get key- an you just get it. i tell you, you are some punk who just happens to save his best friend who is a girl an now she lets you bang her. i tell you you are a disgrace an minnie is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible in bed!!!!! now im goint to show you the definition of ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sora: boy he realy needs to lay off the coke vodka, its not that great
Kairi: what do you mean? the coke vodka led us to a night of ---
Riku: uuggg!!!!!!!! shut up!!!!!!
you think your are so................coooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll. im sittin in my hottub drinkin Coca Cola vodka thinkin ,.............................................................you take too moch C-c-c-c-c-c--------r-rdit!!!!!!! m-me an ri-- b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bust our @$$'$ to get key- an you just get it. i tell you, you are some punk who just happens to save his best friend who is a girl an now she lets you bang her. i tell you you are a disgrace an minnie is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible in bed!!!!! now im goint to show you the definition of ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sora: boy he realy needs to lay off the coke vodka, its not that great
Kairi: what do you mean? the coke vodka led us to a night of ---
Riku: uuggg!!!!!!!! shut up!!!!!!
Sora! Buddy, pal, listen up. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance. Screw chicks tonight, I GOTTA DANCE! Ok. Don't worry about Minnie, she has this book club thing goin' on... she's... she's sort of getting obssessed with it. I... I didn't even know she liked reading, to be honest with you. She won't even tell me where it is, she-- you don't think... she's... she's... ever since I came back, she's been kinda distant. Right now, I just wanna get f**ked up and go to some bar. But not with Donald or Goofy. There's never any chicks where they go... so, can you join me? I just got these spinnin' gummy blocks on the Highwind, all pimped out and s**t. We should just take it out and... you know, ju... just see what happens. If anything, you still have Kairi to go home to. I've got... nothing, really. Ok, so... call me buddy.
P.S. Bring some munny with you. Cuz' I get pretty crazy when the wine and cheese starts flowin'. The kind of crazy, like, when you wake up half naked at a bus stop hand cuffed to a goat. You know what I mean? Alright, so just mull it over and I'll talk to you later.
P.S. Bring some munny with you. Cuz' I get pretty crazy when the wine and cheese starts flowin'. The kind of crazy, like, when you wake up half naked at a bus stop hand cuffed to a goat. You know what I mean? Alright, so just mull it over and I'll talk to you later.
Dear sora,
u see what had happened was.... i was tryin to get back to the castle in all and then i remebered that i left my xemnas' ashes on ur island... i hope u dont mind makin sure it's closed tight ya kno... dont want him coming back and trying to take over the world.....
..KING MICKEY..
P.S. tell riku, i kno what u where doing when u thought u were alone.
u see what had happened was.... i was tryin to get back to the castle in all and then i remebered that i left my xemnas' ashes on ur island... i hope u dont mind makin sure it's closed tight ya kno... dont want him coming back and trying to take over the world.....
..KING MICKEY..
P.S. tell riku, i kno what u where doing when u thought u were alone.
Dear Sora,
This is Aeris from EBgames. You can now trade in your copy of Kingdom hearts II for $35 at any participating EBgames.
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Sora: SWEET! I needed some cash!
Riku: Uh...What?
Kairi:-blank stare-
This is Aeris from EBgames. You can now trade in your copy of Kingdom hearts II for $35 at any participating EBgames.
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Sora: SWEET! I needed some cash!
Riku: Uh...What?
Kairi:-blank stare-
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Hey you took my idea >_< Anyway
Dear Sora
I have a bad news for you......It you not run this letter would kill you
Mickey
Sora:huh?? What are he talk about
Riku and Kairi back up..
Kairi:Sora
Sora:*look back at Kairi and Riku* huh??? What wro- *look to the letter*
*Captin Barboss popp out of the letter* CB:Came with me and be with us like us forever *and took Sora with him* Sora:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dear Sora
I have a bad news for you......It you not run this letter would kill you
Mickey
Sora:huh?? What are he talk about
Riku and Kairi back up..
Kairi:Sora
Sora:*look back at Kairi and Riku* huh??? What wro- *look to the letter*
*Captin Barboss popp out of the letter* CB:Came with me and be with us like us forever *and took Sora with him* Sora:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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