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nightmarenobody!

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Dear Sora,
i was on my way home in this train and then i got out cause i was hungry. then when i got back the train had disappeared and i was like wtf? now im stuck in the middle off nowhere with a duck and a dog and we're out of food. please buy a box of legos and make a gummi ship to come get us. hurry or we may have to eat bird on a stick tonight.
from Mickey
p.s. riku is about push u in the ocean
riku:*pushs sora in ocean* muwahaha eat sea water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Ed-Man

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Dear Sora,
Enough with this E rated stuff! When I fight for my life against a flippin' nobody, I want to be able to say [This segment of the letter has been censored by the Disney Corporation]
 

Shadowysights

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Dear,Sora
I thnk I droped my night light on the beach.Yea....so yea.Can ya get it?

-Mickey

Or this


Dear,Sora
Minnie's being a fag, and won't give me back my night light.I wanna sleep with donald but I can't my night light back.Can get it back?

-mickey
Sora:I'll sleep on it.
*Elsewhere*
Donald:Get out of my room!!!
 

Ed-Man

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Dear Riku,
I washed your clothes, honey. Stop by and get them.
from,
you know who

Sora: I always wondered where your clothes from KH1 went Riku.
Riku: Shut up! It's not what it looks like!
 

bond of flames

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dear sora,
hey, how's it going?im good.ummm, you kinda got drunk at the party last night and u thought u locked your car but u really unlocked the keyhole to the castle.now the castle is being ruled by darkness and sum weird dudes in armor.i was wondering if u could help me out.
mickey
p.s. umm, take your time.no rush.get ready and come over.i'll just be in timeless river gettin high if u need me
 

Ed-Man

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Dear Sora,
You shouldn't of let Riku know the legend of the Paoupu fruit! Now I understand why he kept trying to get me to share some fruit with him while we were on the road together!
 

Sorasangelxj9

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Dear Sora,

I am your father, Kairi is your sister, and Riku is about to shoot you. Have a nice day.

Sincerly, King Mickey

Sora: 0.o {turns around slowy to face Riku who has an evil smile on his face}
Riku: Die Sora!! {*shoots sora*}

Riku: Muhahahahaha
Kairi: Yes! He's dead! I'm free!!
 

Ed-Man

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Dear Sora,
Here's the big secret about KH3: you know KH1 had you wield a keyblade, right? And KH2 had you dual wielding. In KH3, you're gonna triplewield!
from,
Mickey

P.S. dDon't ask how we're going to get you to triplewield. You won't like the answer!)
 
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