well im going on vaction on Tues till Fri so there wont be any FF updates then 8(. But I will post on Monday before i leave but to keep you going heres a skit.....kinda disturbing but if you think KH characters gettin drunk and high is funni this is the skit for you!
Description: Wakka is having a party without his parents there OoO
*Sora Riku Kairi and Noelle walk up to Wakka's door*
Sora: This partay is goona rock! Wakkas parents are gone! WHoot!
RIku: Then you read the door-bell beofre you wet yourself.
Sora:WHy meh?!!
Kairi: Ill just do it.
*rings*
Wakka: Welcome to my party yah!
*Comes in and sees Tidus, Selphie, Shiza, Aroz, Dark, Daisuke,
Sora and Aroz walk up to eachother
Sora: Well its not evreyday you meet your twin
Aroz: This is akward
Noelle mutters to Kairi: Why is that whore here!? Wakka!
Wakka:Yah?
Noelle: WHy is SHiza here?!
Wakka: Uh Tidus brought her! I think he likes her.
Tidus is sitiing next to SHiza with a daze on his face.
Shiza looks at him staring at her: What!?
TIdus: Ur puuuurdy!
Sora: I think you might have rattled his brain too many times with your blitzball Wakka.
Wakka:Maybe..THE BROWNIES ARE READY!
Every1: BROWNIES YAY!
*eating*
Dark: Hey Wakka these brownies are great! WHats the secret?
Wakka: Sorry man cant tell ya Jamacin family secret.
Daisuke: Is it me or do these brownies have a weird taste?
Riku: EH just some herb.
~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~
RIku: IM RUNNING IN MY BOXERS! XD
Noelle: COLORS LOTS OF COLORS!
*Boombox playing*
EVery1 singing along*
Every1; TO THE WINDOOOOW TO THE WALL! TO TEH WALL!
Sora and Aroz: HAMMER TIME!
*Breaks coffe table in half*
Wakka: I found my parents pot stash!
Kairi: I FOUND THE WINE!
Dark: Gimme some!
Daisuke: me too!
Dark: Youre not old enough ickle Daisuke!
Selphie: Gah who cares? *chugs beer*
smoky haze fills room*
EVeryone passes around joints
Tidus: Youre puuurdy!
Shiza: Youre lookin slightly less dumb right about now!'
Tidus adn Shiza start making out *odd i know*
Noelle: BOY AHVE YOU NO BRAINS! SELF RESPECT!!!TASTE IN WOMEN!?!?
Riku: You...whoever you are ...you hate herr dont you?
Noelle: I prefer dislike passionately with fiery flames throughout my soul. And Riku when did you die your hair pink?
*never did just too drunk adn high*
*Banging at door*
Wakka stumbles over after tripping over a book
Opens door: Yeeezzz? Garbage day? Mail. Booze man?
Ansem!: HOW DARE YOU (SUBMIT!) THROW A PARTY WITHOUT (DARKNESS TRUE DARKNESS!) INVITING ME!
Wakka: WHo re u? COme in.
Ansem: Excellent! I brought beer (THE ENDLESS ABYSS! BWAHAHH!)
Sora: Ehmagod its Ansem!
RIku: Huh? Ehmagod!
Kairi:Ehmagod!
Noelle:EHmagod!
Aroz:WHo?
SHiza:mmmmm
Selphie:WHo
Tidus:mmm
SOra stumbles up: JUSTICE LEAUGE ATTACK!
Everyone groggily stumbles up to attack*
Eevryone falls down
RIku: Need more beer!
Sora: EH forget it.
Keeps drinking
Ansem joins the party/
Everyone is insanely high now.
Riku is swinging on teh chandelier
Sora and Aroz are doing the hokey pokey
Noelle adn Kairi are bouncing around the room in a bubble
Dark adn Daisuke are rummaging through wakka's valubles.
Sora falls off table.
Sora: EH you guys know what time it is?!
Every1: What?
Sora: Time TO GET OUR GROOVE ON!
everyone: Yeah!
evryone gets up and starts dancing to Hey Ya!
Shiza bumps in to Noelle!
Noelle: HOw dare you you you little piglet!
Shiza; WHat did you just say?!
Noelle; Hmm a deaf slut dont see that evryday.
Shiza craks knuckles
Noelle: Bring it on b*tch!
Riku: Baby let it go! I SAID LET IT GO GURL!
Noelle* lets go of Riku's hair
Noelle
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Tidus: Bertha my dear where are you? *tidus stumbles around looking for Shiza*
Noelle adn Shiza gett in to fighting poise adn attack eachother.
Sora runs between them
Sora: HEY stop it! Stop it now! WHta are you animals??!?!? You cant do this! You cnat do this without the proper music! *turns on Girlfight*
Every1: YEAAAAAAAAAH!
*Its about to be a what? GIRLFIGHT!
Fighting goes on!
SOra gets hgiher and wlaks up to Kairi.
Sora: HEy Kairi Wanna Go in to the other room adn make out? I SEE A PENGUIN!
Kairi: I WOULD LOVE TO!......................WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?????!!!
Stumbles away.
Pasrty is going on:
Noelle; Eat this biatch! * An army of Behemoth Heartless stampede in to Wakka's house adn Attack Shiza.
Noelle Falls over Couch and laughs like a maniac: DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!!!
Dark: Bet you that Noelle wins!
Tidus: No! Bertha my sweetheart from Ireland will win!
Dark: Loser has to shave his head!
Tidus: YOURE ON SON!
Dark: Yeah! Yeah............................................yeah.
Riku Selpie Ansem adn Wakka are singing kareoke.
Selphie: GO GO GO GO GO GO SHORTY! ITS CHA BIRTHDAY! WE"RE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS YER BIRTHDAY!
Wakka: WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO?! WHERE DID YOU COEM FROM COTTON EYE JOE!
Ansem and RIku: BABE! I GOT YOU BABE! BABE....I GOT YOU BABE!
Riku: NO NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU POSSESS ME! NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!
ANSEM: COME BACK CHER I CNAT DUET WITH OUT YOU!
nexxt time the aftermath......hope ya enjoyed it and werent too freaked out!