Fine i'll guess i'll have to save the day...AGAIN. It gets so troublesome
Tidus: Ok guys your going to have to babysit my little brother for the night
Kairi: How old is he?
Tidus: Two
Sora: Well babysitting cant be to hard, you just throw them in bed and build up their parents cable bill.
Riku: Yep its like watching paint dry, Completley Fun and Completely free
Tidus: Yep but you'll have to watch him in your house
Kairi: Is everyone cool with that?
Everyone: yeppers
-the next night-
Tidus: Alright heres my little brother and, LATER!!!! -runs off- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
Everyone:
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Little Junior: He He He
Kairi: Arent you just the cutest little thing!
Riku: Girls, always falling for babies.
Sora: Yeah, im gonna get some soda.
-in the kitchen-
Sora: -grabs a full two liter of 7-up- Come on open! -twists the cap and it doesnt budge- COME ON!! -he holds it up to his eyes and finally opens it and the fizz sprays in his eyes.- AHHHHHHHH -he falls on the ground- MY EYES!!
Little Junior: -crawls on top of Sora- Go Go ga! -grabs a rolling pin off the ground and starts hitting Sora with it-
Sora: AHHHHHH THIS BABY IS KILLING ME!!!
Riku and Kairi: -They run in- Whats going on!
-Sora is hideing in a corner and Little Junior is rolling on the ground-
Riku: Sora your such a wimp
Sora: BUT HE HE!!
Little junior: ga ga gouey
Kairi: Shame on you Sora, blaming the baby for your wounds on your head because of a rolling pin that was set down near the baby to make it seem like he did it. Shame, Shame....
Riku: Yeah i cant believe your jealous of a baby.
Sora: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!!!
Everyone besides Sora: Hmph!
-later that night-
Riku and Kairi: -sleeping on a couch with the t.v on-
Sora: -is awake watching the t.v-
Little Junior: -holds up a toy Yoda Lightsaber-
Sora: ?
L J: -presses a button and it lights up-
Sora: ? ? ?
L J: -hits sora in the head with it-
Sora: OW! Thats it baby! -grabs a Count Dooku toy lightsaber and presses a button-
-they start having a lightsaber duel like the one in AotC, L-J's jumping around like Yoda and Sora is fighting cool like Dooku-
L-J: -hits Sora in the knees, and he falls down and starts wailing on him-
Riku and Kairi: -they wake up- Wha Wha? -they see L-J wailing on Sora- Little Junior! How dare you wail on Sora!
-a few seconds later-
L-J: -is tied together with tape and is shoved in a cannon- Gu Gu?
Sora: -fires the cannon and the baby flies away-
Riku: Sorry we didnt believe you before
Kairi: Yeah were sorry we didnt realize that Little Junior was out to get you.
Riku: But man you got beat up by a baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kairi: HAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Sora: Hey that baby was tough!
Kairi: Then that must mean your a weakling! AHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA
Tidus: -comes in- Alright im here for Little Junior
Sora: Sorry Tidus, but we launched him out of a cannon
Tidus: phew!
everybody: Wha!
Tidus: That baby kept beating me up so i couldnt get the chance, so you did what i wished to do! Well i guess that what happens when your mom dates a proffesinal hitman
Sora: HA I KNEW THERE WAS A EXPLANIATION!!
Riku: still, you got beat up by a two year old
everbody: -laughs at sora-
THE END