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whoa......lots of randomness.........THIS IS MY KINDA PLACE!!!

 

[Taokitty]

Me:... What do you expect?! lol(insert spoiler here!! SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!) Gaara is a demon vessel! If he sleeps, an evil raccon demon waked up!!!!.... oh yeah..*raises darkkeyblade for insulting Gaara* DIE!!
Gem: Anyway, the last chapter was really funny!
Nanala:... But now I see Kairi as a skeleton with skin!!! ... that's so creepy!
Thea: But funny(... Hey Oathkeeper, or fellow ficateer, as Tao wants me to say)

 

[Krazy]

Now that song is stuck in my head... >.<;;

 

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Me:... What do you expect?! lol(insert spoiler here!! SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!) Gaara is a demon vessel! If he sleeps, an evil raccon demon waked up!!!!.... oh yeah..*raises darkkeyblade for insulting Gaara* DIE!!
Gem: Anyway, the last chapter was really funny!
Nanala:... But now I see Kairi as a skeleton with skin!!! ... that's so creepy!
Thea: But funny(... Hey Oathkeeper, or fellow ficateer, as Tao wants me to say)

Oathkeeper01: our rp is up! We are the Ficateers now!!
Oathkeeper02: Yesh, and I will take over....muwahahah..
Vixken: I am the other you in your true form....
Oathkeeper01:...yeah sure.....
SittingUnknown: He looks just lik--
Oathkeeper01: DIE!! NOW!!!
SittingUnknown: Oh crap--
Oathkeeper01: ZAA!!!!*takes out treasured nerf bat, hits on head*
Sakura: YAY!

 

[Crest]

...What now?

Dark: Uh...

Mireille: Uh....

Kaito KID: How abotu we bail? Leat til Mr. Patch comes back...

Everyone: Meh...

 

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Oathkeeper01: I want more chaps though....
Vixken: Quit your whining!*slap*
Oathkeeper02: HAHA!! OWNED!!
Oathkeeper01: Hey, both of you click on the first link in my sig V.V

*SLAP*

Oathkeeper02&Vixken: ow
Oathkeeper01: HAHA!! WHO GOT OWNED NOW HUH!!??

 

[Taokitty]

Me: Lol, well I hope you take your time to update Don_Patch!=^_^=
Gem:*watches a fly*
Nanala:O_O You're not planning on eating it, are you?
Thea:...

 

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Oathkeeper01: mmmm, I mean, thats disgusting....*cough*
Oathkeeper02: You know you want to....
Vixken: Go ahead....do it..
Oathkeeper01: I cant, cause there are others who want the fly......
Oathkeeper02: Ok, *eats fly*
Vixken: WAK!!

 

[Every Heart]

I hope Don Patch updates soon.

 

[Taokitty]

*Gasp* You didn't sip your coffe!O_O lol

 

[Every Heart]

Its because the Muffin Stealer poisoned my coffee, I have to wait until the new shipment of the stuff arrives.

 

[Taokitty]

Me: That sucks!

 

[Every Heart]

*New shipment arrives*

Finally, what could have taken the ****en delivery man so long?

Anyway, I just saw the new episode. Don Patch should go back to updating the fanfic now.

 

[Don Patch]

Sorry im late! I got lost in the mysteries of life...

Sora: KAIRI PLEASE DATE ME!!!

Kairi: NO SORA!!!

Sora: COME ON!!!

Kairi: NOOO

Sora: Not even a pity date?

Kairi: Especially not a pity date!

Sora: -sighs and walks out-

-In the Twilight Town Bar-

Sora: -drowning his sorrows in milk- Man i seriously need a date...-sighs and gets up but knocks into a cute girl- JEEZ WOMAN!

Cute Girl: Sorry

Sora: -notices her hawtness- madagneoanflean

Cute Girl: Let me guess your one of those guys who think there 1337 arent you...

Sora: No No! Sorry its nothing but, are you ok?

Cute Girl: Yeah, my names is Jen!

Sora: And my name is Sora! Super cool hero with awesome hair!

Jen: And?

Sora: Uhhh, i got a keyblade?

Jen: KEWL!

-through the next days and nights they became boyfriend and girlfriend until one night...-

Jen: Thanks Sora for the fancy dinner

Sora: And thank you for coming! -they both walk up to Jen's door-

Jen: Wanna come inside?

Sora: Sure!

-they walk into her room and to Sora's horror he sees!!!-

Sora: -super gasp-

-theres canadian flags and hockey teams and pictures of canadian bacon on the wall!-

Sora: Your Canadian!!!!

Jen's Parents: -come in- WELCOME SORA EH?

Sora: AHHHHHHHHH -jumps out the window-

Jen: SORA!

Sora: -is lying on the ground and lifts his hand up- I'm ok!

-the next night Sora is at the Twilight Town Bar-

Sora: -drowning his sorrows in milk- GIMME ANOTHER!!

Kaze: No can do Sora, thats yer fiftith and im runnin out of cows!

Cow: NO MORE NO MORE!!

Don Patch: -Comes in- Sup' Chuck

Kaze: Its Kaze

Don Patch: Whatever chuck, anyways gimme a soda

Kaze: ITS CHUCK I MEAN KAZE ER EAHHHHHhH -goes nuts-

Don Patch: Whats wrong Sora?

Sora: It turns out my girlfriend is Canadian...

Don Patch: Thats whats bumming you out? Well just go back to her and say, "Look i'm sorry for earlier and it just kinda freaked me out but, we can make the relationship work. But if you push that ham on me i'm hightailing it out!"

Sora: Thanks Don Patch! Your a good friend

Don Patch: Glad to help Chuck!

Sora: ... -leaves-

-the next day-

Sora: well i'm so glad it worked out

Jen: Yeah

Sora: And it took a freaky orange sonic to teach me that

Jen: Freaky orange sonic?

Sora: Yeah Don Patch. Why?

Jen: Nothing! Nothing!

Sora: -eyes close in- Im going to visit Don Patch...

Jen: -going crazy-

-in the bar-

Sora: DON PATCH!

Don Patch: Sup' Chuck

Sora: What was your relationship with Jen!

Don Patch: Its nothin yo,

Sora: -Takes out oblivion-

Don Patch: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! Were in a art class together

Sora: ART! NOOOOOOOOOOO -runs away-

Don Patch: Wanna go out?

Jen: Sure!

The End!

 

[testify]

Haha! LoL The update!! Finally here!! W00T!!

 

[Every Heart]

lol, Don Patch being a freaky orange sonic...

 

[Taokitty]

Me: .... Dangit.. lol..good update!
Gem:...I think...
Nanala:...
Thea:...

 

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Oathkeeper01: YEAH!
Vixken:...........w00t.....
Oathkeeper02: I want another one.........
Oathkeeper01: YEAH! NOW!
Vixken:........whatever.....
Oathkeeper02: HEY! RESPECT! *slap*

 

[Don Patch]

Riku: No way im not doing it!

Marluxia: Come on! If your going to be in the organization you have to have a X in your name!

Riku: You can't change my name! The ladies love the name Riku...

Marluxia: Well it was better then my orginal name....

Riku: What was it?

Marluxia: Piggies poopie pie

Riku: .....im....going, now..

-in Twilight Town-

Riku: Ah man, i don't have a evil organization to join now. I should ask Don Patch for counsel.

Don Patch: hmmm there is another side...and another story...which i just watched.

Riku: So what do i do?

Don Patch: -chuckles- Why my gang of course!

Riku: YOU HAVE A GANG!

Don Patch: Of course i do, tis the "Wiggin Gang" everyone in there is a fan of Don Patch

Riku: WOW!!! Lets go to the headquarters then!

-in the headquarters-

Riku: HELLO!!!! -echoes- wow, i guess you havent got many fans

Don Patch: -crying in the corner- Rub it in why don't ya!

-suddenly Don Patch followers come out-

DPF: Sir are you ok!

Don Patch: -jumps up and does a air kick- Yeah im feelin AWESOME!

Riku: -is in the shadows waiting to be seen- uhh so can i join?

Don Patch: Why of course you can but you must answer the riddle of the Patchness....

Riku: -thinking- If I know Don Patch like I do then it must be a riddle that is unimaginably tough!

Don Patch: Why is 6 afraid of 7!

DPF: -super gasp-

Riku: Your kidding me,

Don Patch: I know I know i should have never given you a tough one!

Riku: uhh, cause 7 ate(8) 9?

DPF: -heart attacks-

Don Patch: Ah man, this is why i never use that riddle! -slaps the Don Patch follower-

DPF: -jumps up and does a air kick- AWESOME SIR!

Riku: COME ON THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A KINGDOM HEARTS SHOW!

Don Patch: Oh, well lets just get Sora and Kairi in here. -pulls them in the stage and tapes them to the wall- NOW THAT YOU ARE TRAPED WE WILL COMPLETE OUR WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Riku: YES NOW WE GETTIN WITH THE EVIL!!

Don Patch: Riku toture them with this -throws a green onion to Riku- That is the DON PATCH HAMMER!!! Use it well...-leaves

Riku: -eats it once he leaves- Now, lets go

Sora: What why?

Riku: I don't know its fun to ditch him

Kairi: But wont he notice your gone?

Riku: Already got it covered -takes out a Riku doll-

Riku Doll: I am so awesome. I am so awesome. Look at my hair. Worship me. Worship me.

Kairi: OH MY GOD WHICH ONE'S WHICH!!

Riku: Its me stupid

Riku Doll: No its me

Riku: Hey you cant say that, its not in the manuel!

Riku Doll: Shut it

Sora: Well there's only one test...you must turn around...

Riku: -turns around-

Riku Doll: -stands still-

Kairi: phew, ok thats Riku, now lets go..

-they all leave-

Don Patch: -comes back- I brought juice! Huh? HI RIKU!

Riku Doll: Rule the World, Rule the World

Don Patch: Good idea! lets go rule the world!

The End....?

 

[Every Heart]

lol Don Patch. Now that I think about it though, isn't Don Patch supposed to be with Bo bo bo and the others?