wait then who's who?
The Super Ultimate and Real H_K: Well, Don Patch can't make it today since he got beat up by a really tough looking guy. Then got pounded on by his two jerk friends. So im going to host this one
Everyone: H_K'S BACK!!! -huggles-
The Super Ultimate and Real H_K: NOOO HUGS BURN ME!!!! -dies-
Sora: Great job guys, you killed H_K
Riku: How come its always our fault!
Kairi: Yeah!
Sora: Cause im the main character i don't make mistakes!
Kairi: Well fine, cause your kicked out of our mansion!
Sora: What! You can't kick me out im the coolest main character out of all of you!
-gets launched out of a cannon-
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Sora: Fine, those jerks. I can get a place of my own! Lets see...Kaze's place he's practically my twin -knocks on his door-
Kaze: Go away! Im in hiding!
Sora: from what?
Kaze: This crazy fan-girl!
Sora: Did you try holy-water?
Kaze: No dice
Sora: Hmmm, then i shouldn't have brough the whole fan club with me
Kaze Fan Club: ZOMG THERE'S KAZE!!!!
Kaze: SORA YOU JERK
-launches him out of a cannon-
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Sora: Wakka's place should do it! -knocks on door-
Wakka: The blitzballs man! THE BLITZBALLS!! -goes into a feedle postion-
Sora: -backs away- Well, Tidus place should do it!
Tidus: Hey Sora! Wanna fight? OK!! -keeps wailing on Sora-
Sora: GET AWAY MIDGET!! -launches himself out of a cannon-
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Sora: -hairs on fire- I have to stop using that cannon...anyways -doses the fire- King Mickeys castle should do it! -knocks on door-
Mickey: Hi Sora! Come on in!
Sora: Finally a normal place!
Mickey: Help yourself to the royal buffet!
Sora: KEWL! -runs to the buffet but, everything is cheese- Oh, cheese...
Mickey: Yeah! Don't you love this stuff?
Sora: -runs to the cannon and launches himself-
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Sora: -brusied and smoking- I need a place to stay!
-Angel and Demon Sora appear on Sora's Shoulder-
Angel Sora: You should go back to Riku and Kairi and say your sorry
Demon Sora: Screw that! Keep looking!
Angel Sora: Why, i- demon puts hand over mouth-
Demon Sora: Didn't you think it was funny when ever he launched himself out of a cannon!
Angel Sora: -starts laughing- He's right Sora you should stay and keep looking
Sora: Uhh, ok?
-launches out of a cannon-
And through days and months Sora traveled around the universe launching himself out of a cannon. Angel and Demon Sora caught all of this and is being shown in the movie plex
Riku: Kairi look!
Kairi: So thats what sora's up to! Man, i feel sorry for him. Should we let him back?
Riku: Well, he has to pay for the cable
Kairi: Alright, lets go bargain
-a week later-
Sora: Thanks guys for bringing me back
Kairi: its cool, we just thought that launching yourself out of a cannon was annoying and the fact that you did it everyday is even more annoying
-knock on the door-
Riku: Who is it?
Cable Guy: Cable guy!
Riku: Sora, chop chop!
Sora: -walks to the door and hides his keyblade behind his back- One moment
-sound of Sora wailing on the Cable Guy is heard-
Riku: Its a good thing we said he could beat him up instead of paying
Kairi: Yep
The End!