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Ken: Thanks. *Pulls this pose:http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5521/kenend6pk.jpg*
Me: Shut up. Stop being cocky.
Ken: You want to burn, boy?
Blonde and Riku were walking down the street to the main fair again. They heard a rustle behind them. Riku put a finger to his lips and drew his weapon. Blonde drew Oblivion and Oathkeeper. Suddenly, a heartless jumped out of nowhere! Riku thrust into dark mode and killed it in one shot. Just then, 5 other heartless covered the back alley. 5 got in front of them. Riku and Blonde went back to back, slashing heartless. When there were no heartless left, a familar beared figure dropped down from the building.
"I thought I told you to back off." Said the chief, brandishing a spear.
"Who's this guy?" Said Blonde.
"The chief of the heartless in traverse town." Replied Riku. They both got ready to fight, and the chief clicked his fingers. Two defenders appeared, and the chief dissapeared.
"RARGH!" Shouted Riku, jumping on the top of one's head, and slashing it's helmet off. Blonde followed Suit, leaving their exit open. Suddenly, another two defenders blocked the way. Blonde slashed one of the back defender's shield's in half, then killed it in one straight shot. Riku went into dark break and killed the remaining back one. Blonde started to run up along the wall, then when he was above one of the defenders, he performed a sort of right diagonal sonic rave, bouncing on the floor, and grabbing on to a metal staircase on the other wall, He threw oblivion downwards and oathkeeper towards the opposite wall. Oblivion hit the defender on the head, stunning him, and oathkeeper, on it's way back, hit it in the back, Killing it. Riku stood there, in awe.
"Wow, that was amazing." He said.
"Thanks," Replied Blonde. "Let's go."
The two put their weapons away and their hoods up. They travelled along the side wall, where they noticed Sora with Kairi. They were in a dryer having come back from a log flume ride and were play fighting over who could have the most air. Riku had also seen them earlier when he was going through the haunted house. They had reached the heartless district.
"Ready?" Said Riku. Blonde nodded. He opened the door, and was suprised to see the chief waiting for them. They drew their weapons.
"I was waiting for you," He said, turning round to face them.
"No, I thought you was waiting for a pizza!" Said Riku, slashing at him.
"As I said, it wont be that eas..ugh!" He said, as Blonde slashed him. Riku kicked him in his face, which made him drop to the floor.
"What wont be that easy? Living?" He said, putting his foot on the chief's chest. "Say good-night." He slit the chief's throat, and he lay on the floor for an instant, then vanished, a red heart floating upwards.
"Well done." Said DiZ, waiting for them outside of the district. "I have..."
"Been waiting for you, we know." Said Blonde. "What do you want?"
"Hmph. You are to travel to Twilight Town. The Organisation members shall direct you to your next place of killing. I wish you luck." He vanished again.
Me: Oh yeah! They pwned!
Ken: Booya! Like when I beat Akuma when he killed my master!
Me: Ken, Akuma almost killed you.
Ken: Yes, but I am the only one to surivive the raging demon! YEY! *runs into lampost*
A: Catch up with Sora, they check out the video tape.
B: Ned confronts Riku and Blonde.
C: Sora confronts Riku and Blonde.
T4I, Steve, Phil and Jimmy: *sing a quartet* OH JUST PICK B! oh just pick B! NO DON'T PICK D! no don't pick D! WE CHOOSE b B b B b B b! AHHHHHH ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHHH!!!!!! OH JUST PICK B! oh just pick B! NO DON'T CHOOSE D!!! just pick B! today and B tomorrow... WE- CHOOSE- B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *imitates dog*
Ken: *imitates cat*
Ken: Miaow. *Gives Ryu noggin* http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kennoggin8jr.jpg
Riku and Blonde walked towards the gummi ship blocking bay when a familiar face stopped them.
"Freeze! TTPD!" He said.
"Oh crud." Said Riku, he turned around. It was Ned. He turned around to face the gates and started walking again.
"I said freeze!" Shouted Ned. Riku ignored him, and he pulled out his gun and aimed a bullet at him. In slowtime, Riku turned round, and stopped the bullet with a single slash of his Souleater. Blonde turned around and pulled out his keyblades. Ned signalled for Mario and the gang to come out. They jumped down from their hq.
"You wanted-a help?" Said Mario.
"Yup, he wanted a help-a!" Interupted Luigi.
"...Yeah!" Shouted Wario.
"Just... get them." Said Ned. He drew his father's katana and went into the fight aswell.
Blonde slashed at Mario, sending him flying against the wall and Riku hit wario flying also. Yoshi jumped and tried to ground-pound Riku, but he headbutted him upwards then kicked him. They were all in a pile-up, except Ned. He slashed Riku across the arm, leaving a scar. Blonde lurched forward, and hit Ned towards the postbox. By the time they got back up, the two of them left. In Ned's hand, was a patch of Riku's unknown coat. (Remember this!)
Ned got up with a slight chest wound and all the Mario gang were knocked out.
"...Useless." He said. He went into the fair to try and meet Sora, to tell him what happened. He saw him by a sniper rifle game.
"Sora?" Said Ned.
"Yup?" He replied, turning round.
"Yeah, there's been a brawl near the gates, two organization members, I managed to get a patch of his cloak, could it be used for DNA evidence?"
"Sure. Oh, by the way, have you seen Kairi?"
"Over there." Said Ned, pointing to a popcorn vedor. She was arguing on how much the sign said and how much the popcorn man said it was selling.
Me: Short...I know...
Ken: Make it longer, dumbass! *bonks on head*
Me: Are you sure I wont team you up with nerd-boy? ON EXTRA HARD MODE?
Ken: AAH! SOMEBODY GLOMP ME!
Ken: Ok, I didn't say that.
Me: *plays back tape*
Tape: AAH! SOMEBODY GLOMP ME!
Me: The evidence speaks.
Ken:*drinks iced water*
Me: You made me forget to put the options...
Ken: *Starts blowing bubbles*
Me: *smacks on back of head* Stop it!
Ken: *chokes on ice, then writes note*
Me: Lets do C? *is reading note*
Sora was walking towards the mansion, looking at his shoes. He was wondering about the video tape from before, so when he got to his room, he jammed it in his video player. He saw a hooded figure accompinied by a figure in red. As soon as Sora saw Riku pull his hood down, the figure in red, DiZ, vanished.
"So, he's working for him, is he?" Said Sora, laying back on his bed. "Damn."
There was a knock on the door.
"Hello? Sir?" Said a nervous woman, in a white cloak. "The results of the DNA tests are out sir." She handed him brown evelope. He opened it.
"Last name: Unknown. First name: Riku. Figures." He said, throwing the envelope to the side. Kairi walked in, as the woman walked out.
"Hey sweetcheeks." She said, sitting next to him.
"Hey." Replied Sora.
"Well, who is it?" She muttered.
"Who was he with on the-"
"So, he's working for the..."
Sora sighed. Kairi lay next to him.
"So, I guess we'll have to go after him somehow..." She said.
"I guess so." Replied Sora.
"Who's gonna be in charge?"
"Ned? No, he's too good a fighter, he has to come with us, I guess."
They both looked at each other for a moment, then said:
"Oook, ook, aah!" He said, jumping on the chair.
"Keep good care of things!" Said Donald.
"Don't eat too many bananas!" Shouted Goofy.
"Have fun!" Shouted Kairi. They climbed into their new ship, since obviously Riku took his. It was black with white rims, and two lasers on either side. Ned was driving, as he was advanced with these kind of ships. (Remember, Ned was a hollow bastion gummi ship driver) Sora took the controls of the guns and weapons, and Goofy took the landing controls. Donald took the radar controls, and Kairi took care of everything else, such as turbo, shields, and the general health of the ship. In the middle of the room was a large map of the solar system. They were at traverse town, and they needed to go to Twilight Town, where the organization HQ is residing. They would pick up whatever information they would need there.
Me: You like?
Ken: *is still drinking water then notices gravestone* DIE! Shippu Jinrai Kyaku!
Me: *Anime sweatdrop*
A: Back to Riku and BHK for a while...
B: Crazy antics on board ship...
C: What is that darn monkey up to?
Me:AAAH! STUPID CTRL AND R! *Murders fifty small kittens*
Ken: *sigh* Time to start writing in notepad again...
Me: Five lines from the end! STUPID $%^&!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 4: The will to live...
Monkey was sat at Sora's computer, spinning on his chair. He soon saw Yoshi come in, and jumped
on his back. Mario was sat at the Secutary's desk, twiddling a pencil. Wario ran over to Sora's computer and
fired up the internet, and started watching something remotely funny with Luigi. Yoshi carried Monkey over
to a cupboard in the office kitchen, and he grabbed a tin of sliced banana with fruit juices. He also grabbed a bowl.
(at this point, IE closed... good thing I'm in notepad XD)
Suddenly, the phone started ringing. Luigi and Wario stopped laughing, Yoshi and Monkey looked around, and Mario
picked it up.
"Urm, Traverse Town Mayor's Office-a, Vice Chief of Police-a speaking." Said Mario, putting down his pencil.
"Mario? It's me, Sora. I've rung to let you know we just saw a supsicous figure heading your way."
"Ok-a, I'll get right on it." Replied Mario.
"I havent even told you what to do yet. Tell the security to halt all ships coming in.
"And make sure they search the ships and ask for I.D."
"Oh, yeah, did monkey have his sliced bananas?"
Whack. A lump of bananas hit the back of Mario's head.
"Mama mia." He said, dropping to the floor.
"Mario? Mario?" Said Sora. He put down the phone. "He's not answering."
"Ah well. Lets go." Said Ned, putting his gun back in his holster, after closely examining it. Sora threw the phone to Ned.
"Thanks." He said. They walked towards the hotel they stayed in last time. They got the best rooms the hotel has, and a
private pool. They decided they would go see the Organization tomorrow, after they had a look around town. They didn't have
much of a chance last time. They walked towards a Café where Sora ordered Coffee for them all. Donald and Goofy were playing
on the virtual soccer machine there. Sora brought back the coffee, and everybody started drinking it. He started humming the
Traverse Town anthem, and Ned glared at him.
"Missing home?" Said Kairi.
"Just a bit." Replied Sora. Ned went over to Donald and Goofy and dragged them to the table.
"Whats bugging you?" Said Donald, grabbing his cup.
"Gawrsh, yeah. I would have beat him in a-"
"Don't go there, Goofy." Said Donald.
They were all silent for a moment while they drank their coffee. Sora sighed.
"What?" Said Kairi, putting her arms round him.
"Urm, nothing,"he said, looking at her. He kissed her briefly, then went to the toilet for a moment. When he got back, everybody else had finished
their coffee, and Donald and Goofy were resuming their game. Sora bought some muffins, then sat back down. He placed them on the table.
Again, Ned went over to Donald and Goofy and dragged them over. When Kairi had finished eating, she let out a sigh of relief and placed her
head on Sora's shoulder.
"Kai, whats up? You seem, perky..." Said Sora.
"Itsh the coffesh!" Happily said Ned, through a mouth of muffin. Kairi giggled and pretended she was asleep.
"Cmon princess, we're going." Said Sora. She got up, and battered the crumbs off her. They walked out to a noisy street.
Meanwhile in Traverse Town....
A figure in a black cloak walked out of a Gummi Ship, escorted by security...
"Name please?" Said the guard.
"Boris." He said. "Boris Lott."
Me:Wow! Killer! Ned's brother is back! DUN DUN DUN!
Ken: Don't forget the OPTIONS!
A: Follow Boris. He's turned to the darkside.
B: Riku and BHK.
C: Sora and Kairi and Ned and Donald and Goofy... *breaths slowly*
T4I, Steve, Phil, and Jimmy: *all in a long ally way, wearing black long coats, sun glasses, and detective hats* *theme song for spy stuff comes on* Dun Dun Dun DUn DunDUN DUNNA Dun Dun Dun Dun DunDun DANNA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DuN DUUUUUUN DUnA, Dun DUn DUn DUNNA NA NANA NA NANA na na, Duna!*
Steve: *elbows Phil* "stop it with the theme song!"
Phil: it's not me!
Steve: then who?....
*both look at Jimmy, who's playin with a fish, then at 4th Islander, who's talkin into his jacket*
Fred: *also dressed in black n' stuff* DUUUUUUUUUUN NA DUUUUUUUUUUN NANA! dun dun dun nananananan na na na na nana!
*all look at Fred*
Steve: not another?!
T4I: you were another too!
Phil: we should test him out. see if he can join.....JIMMY!
Jimmy: *walks over to Fred and sticks fishy in Fred's face* I like Fishy.
Fred: *raises a fist in the air* I like cheese.
Jimmy: *hugs Fred* he good.
Phil: *hands them a bag of gold fish* welcome.
J and F: woooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!
T4I: talks into coat: we're gonna A. tail the suspitious person, dude, thing.
Me: *Starts murdering kittens* GRR! TIE!
Me: Ok, I'll do A..I suppose.
"Lott?" Said the security guard. "You related to Ned?"
Alfie looked at his hands.(I might aswell call him Alfie)
"Am I?" He said. He drew a double-edged spear from thin air. "Lets see." The security guard called for back-up and drew his katana, with was police standard now. He rushed forward and clashed weapons with Alfie.
"Don't try to beat me. You will only lose." He said, slashing him straight across the chest. He was sent flying, and he hit a wall, with a burnt black scar across his chest.
"You'll pay for that!" Said the guard. "Men, fire!" He said, and the other guards drew their guns and started shooting. Alfie created a wall of darkness and bounced all the bullets back. The head guard ducked for cover, while the others got slaughtered.
"Geez." He said, getting back up. "Looks like I'll have to handle you myself." This man is Shaun Ryans, head of event and docking bay security. His blue shirt was thrown to the side, and a flow of light energy started coming from him.
"You shouldn't mess... with the Antari race." He said, slashing Alfie round the waist. He rebounded and hit the Gummi Ship, leaving a dent in it. Alfie climbed into it quickly, and took off. Shaun covered his eyes, and looked around. One of the surviving members started to mutter:
"The Antari?" He said.
"One complete with the light." Replied Shaun. "One able to use it to it's full abilities."
"Good... now, with that power, defeat the enemy." Said the member.
"I will, don't worry." Shaun replied, holding the members hand in vain. "I will."
Me: Yey! New character! Shaun Ryans! He is around 6 foot 4 with blue tribal markings and vivid blue eyes, and black hair. His weapon is a blood katana, empowered with an evil gem, even though he is a being of the light. He also has a tribal tatoo on his arm, the mark of his tribe. He is also the last of his tribe.
Ken: Enough of that, the options man, the options!
Me: I'll never forget after that, will I?
A: Back to Sora.
B: BHK and Riku.
C: Carry on with Shaun... boring people, he's been introduced, so what?