best way to respond to a potshot

[Re?]

i was called gay today and i was left utterly dubmfounbded which caused me to wet my pants

suggestions on how to avoid this in the future

 

[Oberon]

call him a lenscrafter

trust me just trust me

 

[Crimson Crashing]

dude i ate this banana
it really tasted bad

 

[Ulti]

i was called gay today and i was left utterly dubmfounbded which caused me to wet my pants

suggestions on how to avoid this in the future

Simply put, stop being gay, you gay.

 

[Fallen Prince]

I truly don't know what do say....

 

[Trag]

Simply put, stop being gay, you gay.

qft cause jesus hates fags

 

[Silverslide]

tell him your momma

guarentee an OOOOOOOOOOOOOO from whatever room you are in. fucking kids

 

[jawz]

Do what other gays do, "STFU! homophobe"

 

[Macabre]

i was called gay today and i was left utterly dubmfounbded which caused me to wet my pants

suggestions on how to avoid this in the future

don't wear pants and you won't have problems wetting them anymore

wait that sounded gay it's your fault

 

[Deleted member 36435]

ur homosex

 

[Solar]

Walk up to him with utter venom in your eyes, with the air of spite seeping out of your skin. Become the very emobdiement of hatred and transcend humanity, become an ideal. Then when he next calls you gay, simply walk up to him with your darkness shrouding the essence of life around you. Don't hit him but simply whisper in his ear ever so softly while he's quivering,

"You...pedestrian."