!0 worst Pick-ip lines

[Regret]

50%
and u know wat the chances would be next time??50%
We did a lab on probability just like this in my 9th grade living environment class.(Except without the head part...)Which would have been awesome because my gf is in that class.

Lmfao, you didn't get the pick up line xD

 

[nelly <3]

Except for actual shit, because that would be nasty.

yeah, it would be.

If I flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

hahaha, ew.

 

[Fruity_luigi]

Er, just ignore this post.

 

[Lancelot]

Did someone just turn up the heat in here? Oh wait, that's you!

LOL random pickup making ftl

 

[Draco Meteora]

If I flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I'm stealing this one .

 

[Dexel]

Sorry, not going to provide a pick-up line, if I made one, it would probably suck.

 

[Genocide]

Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
You have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
There must be a keg in your pants, because I want to tap that ass.
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea; but you're the only one I want to catch and mount back home.
[My friend told me to post this one] Your mom must be a catgirl, because I love *****. [/corny pickup lines]

 

[Lycanthrope]

Are you a lumberjack, because you've been giving me wood all day.
(This one my friend used once, and he was really funny the way he did it, even though its REALLY BAD) Wanna play mini golf? I'm feeling like I can get a hole in one.
(Another weird one from my friend) Are you a dog, because I think you're gonna be licking my bone sometime soon.
Hey, about some pizza and sex (I was dared to use that once, it worked, except no sex, just making out)
I LOVE rocky Roads, if you know what I mean.

 

[Steamboatwillis]

10 WORST pick up lines .