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Steamboatwillis

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10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I would be coming too.

9. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Frank?

8. The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my car and spread the word.

7. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can we meet between the holidays?

6. You look lost, would you like directions to my bed?

5. Good news! You're having my baby!

4. Hi, my name is Zeus, would you like to be my goddess?

3. Are you a thief? Because I just met you and you've already stolen my heart.

2. I lost my phone number can I have yours?

1. Baby, I'd drag my herpes-encrusted pecker through a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn out of your shit!
 

Thelonepickle

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The only thing scarier than this thread is its title. Did you attempt to capitalize the number 10? That's sick!
 

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10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I would be coming too.

9. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Frank?

8. The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my car and spread the word.

7. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can we meet between the holidays?

6. You look lost, would you like directions to my bed?

5. Good news! You're having my baby!

4. Hi, my name is Zeus, would you like to be my goddess?

3. Are you a thief? Because I just met you and you've already stolen my heart.

2. I lost my phone number can I have yours?

1. Baby, I'd drag my herpes-encrusted pecker through a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn out of your shit!
have sex with me.....NOW.
 

Crimson Crashing

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You have been Bad and youre grounded! Go to my room!(My girlfriend uses that on me alotXD)
 

Charlie K

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Pick up:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Turn Down: I'd keep it the same way with N and O together,
 

Crimson Crashing

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ooh the first turn down...
how about this...
Guy-Do i know you?
Girl-No...i dont think so...
Guy-Because you really look like my next girlfriend!XD
 

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Here's one: I'm trying to create a form of life on this lab table....wanna help?
 

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Dammit, you need a life on here. At least, a decent one. :/

3 was the only one that was close to good, though.
 

Crimson Crashing

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and u know wat the chances would be next time??50%
We did a lab on probability just like this in my 9th grade living environment class.(Except without the head part...)Which would have been awesome because my gf is in that class.:)
 

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Is your dad a beaver? 'Cause damn!
I have some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Honey you like finner than a new set of snow tires. (redneck)
 
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