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Because science and math are awesome, and, brothers and sisters, we need a place to:

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To join: submit an OPTIONAL report no longer than ten words how science and/or math has changed your life for the better.



I'll start.
Science discovered oxygen; I now breathe it.

One maker to rule them all:
LongLiveLife

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Takers of the oath:
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Tenyas
 
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I can't believe you didn't automatically sign me up ;w;
 

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I was going to!
But then I wanted to see your ten word report on how science changed your life. :3
 

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What did one uranium nucleus say to the other?

Gotta split!

Count me in.

Oh science/match changing my life for the better?

Well, I don't know, it really is just an inspiration for me. I'm going to be an Engineer, and science/math are integral to everything I'll be doing in that field. I just hope that through my (future) career, I'll be able to help out someone, somewhere, with science.
 

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I don't understand most of this (at least the math problems, or whatever they are), but it did say geekyness in the title, so sign me up for le cult, if you'd be so kind.

Oh by the way:

Science and math changed my life because well... it did!
 
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I wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself

I tried to make this one up to amuse my little sister who is studying cell theory

"Yo sis, did I ever tell you I have seen a lot of ER in my time? I've been in some rough ER situations. Oddly, with lots of ribs involved. Mmm ribs..."

"Sunny-bhai (bhai means bro), what the hell are you talking about, the emergeny rooms and ribs!!!"

"Uh, endoplasmic reticulum and ribosomes, duhhhh."

lol nerd
 

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Would a Hypotenuse be a funky animal name without math?

I feel like such a geek for having known every one of those jokes, even if I haven't completely gotten into using Sines and Cosines...
 

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I wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself

I tried to make this one up to amuse my little sister who is studying cell theory

"Yo sis, did I ever tell you I have seen a lot of ER in my time? I've been in some rough ER situations. Oddly, with lots of ribs involved. Mmm ribs..."

"Sunny-bhai (bhai means bro), what the hell are you talking about, the emergeny rooms and ribs!!!"

"Uh, endoplasmic reticulum and ribosomes, duhhhh."

lol nerd
lol I get it. Made me laugh, not going to lie.
 

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I was going to!
But then I wanted to see your ten word report on how science changed your life. :3
I don't know, I guess it's kinda nice not living in the dark ages.
 

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She's about the same age as you, HL so you would be learning the same stuff xD
 

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★;5496619 said:
She's about the same age as you, HL so you would be learning the same stuff xD
Yeah we learned that earlier this year lol. I will tell that to my teacher after break.
 

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Welcome, sons and daughter, to the cult. May you forever devote your senses of humor and remainder of your mortal lives to Science (and Math), our sacred deity(ies).

★;5496599 said:
"Uh, endoplasmic reticulum and ribosomes, duhhhh."
^This is the funniest joke ever.


A mitochondrion walks into a bar and orders a pint.
The barkeep says, 'That'll be 80p.' [ATP]
 

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lololol i was trying to think of an atp joke

must tell bio teacher
 

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A female mathematician plotted a graph of y = x^3.
'Hey guys, check out my figure. Aren't these great curves?'
They were.
 

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So true! I have a colleague down for every single one -- minus, of course, sanity. We're all just crazies in med school.

Let's get some engineering pride in here! Assume you have a spherical cow...
 

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I'm more impressed with the Autotuning than anything else. You don't even have to sing to sing.
 

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My aunt's a doctor and she gave us a bunch of medical books. But I can't see them until I go to college. /pissed

Math and science changed my view on alot of things. It's partially why I'm an atheist now. I either want to be a doctor or an engineer, and both fields focus on math/science. Oh, and it's because my love for both of these I'm at a math and science academy. :)

so yeah, joinage?
 

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they call me e because them laydays all like "hun you could only be imaginary"
 
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