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  • Are you kidding?

    Me and my Panda-based superhero alter-ego agree that Pandas belong in their natural habitats.
    I only created a Raccoon. Not rabies.

    He's just a tiny bit vicious!

    *Strokes in a loving manner*

    So... we have our panda!
    Because it's fun!

    Okay... one panda coming up...

    *Panda appears from nowhere*

    See? A... oh, wait, that's a Raccoon.

    *Raccoon bites your leg*
    Umm... Eww...

    I'm god, remember? I can make a new one... and a new species while I'm at it! Tostrich!
    Hmm...

    "Panda" sounds good!

    Now let us set off!


    *Five hours later*

    Never suggest that again.

    *Missing arm and no panda*
    Theft is wrong!

    Except with pandas!

    Off to the zoo, Max-kun!

    *Hilarity Ensues*
    Pandas are (a small portion of) my LIFE!!!!

    They're so cute, and large, and... and... OMGTHEYRESOCUTEIWANTTOHUGONERIGHTNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I can read it....I just can't use it very well with my keyboard. When I used to be in band I used it b/c I had to.
    Well you get nothing.

    Instead we will commit the ancient summoning ritual so as to better ourselves.

    Ahem.

    Hey! Kool-Aid!
    No.

    I'm a scientist. Note the White Coat and Glasses.


    I just happen to also be god.

    I made those cards appear in your hand.


    Want Ice Cream?
    Okay!

    So... got any 8s?

    And I swear I will not go fish! If you even try to make me...

    *Chainsaw*
    And I'm assuming this is American Dollars? And the cards last two months? Alright, I'll look into buying one.
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