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TheMuffinMan

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I would have immense steamy se---uhh, I mean.....give the weekends off and a large bonus for all holidays.........uhh, hehe *nervous laughter*
 
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i would probobly force them to sit in an icey cold cubicle with no source of heat. Then i would suddenly let a blast of super hot air go through the cubicles making them feel numb. During that time i would then drench them in water and drop chicken feathers all over them....from then i would just ocntinue to take over the world. ^^
 

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Hahaha, nice one billa ;)

Mmmkay, how would I torture them. Well, unlike square, sodomy wouldn't work for me. They'd like it too much ;)

I like muffinman's idea, but let's expand on it. How's about some exciting "irate fun". I always did love "hunting for buried treasure". I'd whip out my "sword" and "stake" the treasure's gaurdians.............you people are all freaks and have dirty minds!!! XO
I was talking about a company wide scavenger hunt.......>_>
 

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billabong13 said:
By making them read your posts.
147 posts won't torture people for very long. Just stick with saratp or some random idiot like that.

Me? I'd just be your average red-faced constantly angry boss: I'd force them to work weekends, give them barely any pay, threaten to replace them with cheap labour if they do not preform their job at a satisfactory rate and shoot several of them when they ask for a raise or go on strike.
 

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^ General, apparently you didn't get the meaning of the...joke. It isn't torture to read a bunch of posts, but the humor is that her posts are so idiotic someone would literally go mad reading them.
 

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-.- I would simply tie them to their desks, which are located inside a flamin' hot sauna. with 12 hours of work. Enough.
 
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I would stuff their mouths with marshmellows tie them to their chairs and torture them have hiring the PURPPLE TELETUBBIE and make him sing stupid songs to annoy them. =D
 

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If I were the boss, I would amputate my left arm, and replace it with a heavy chaingun, and I'd get cluster missle launchers attached to my shoulders. I would also have active camouflage, like in Halo, so I'd be able to sneak up on employees and melee them in the back if they're not working hard enough.
 
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I would stuff their mouths with marshmellows tie them to their chairs and torture them have hiring the PURPPLE TELETUBBIE and make him sing stupid songs to annoy them. =D
Is it me or was Tinky Winky (the purple one) gay, i mean a so-called male with a handbag, something's not right there!!!

But what's more annoying than the Teletubbies, the f****n Crazy Frog that's what, nothing but the crazy frog on a continuous loop on massive concert like speakers for the entire working week, the only people who'll benefit are psychiatrists!!!
 
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