M'yes he isFlyingTomato1 said:Are you related to King Mickey???
I ran out of Muffins so i'm going to give Gabe a frech fry with ketchup for a job super done.Long live Gabe!=D
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M'yes he isFlyingTomato1 said:Are you related to King Mickey???
I ran out of Muffins so i'm going to give Gabe a frech fry with ketchup for a job super done.Long live Gabe!=D
Good times, good times.Akira scans Simon one more time and then hands him the hot dog.
Akira: You need that more than I do. (takes Rin’s hand)
Simon: bites hotdog)-
Akira: Don’t EAT it!
Simon: What else would I do with it?
Akira: You should use it to replace your small -
Riku:kicks Sora in his nuts)Thats what!
Sora:Oh!!! Owwwwwww!!!!!!(falls on ground, holding crotch)
Marylyn sneaks up behind Kairi and swings the bat towards her head but Kairi moves and the bat bashes Sora in his crotch-
Sora:OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!(falls to knees and holds his crotch)
K-dad: kicks Sora in his crotch)
Sora: gasps) EEEEEEEEEEEERRRNGGH! (falls to knees, holding crotch) Help…me…
Sandy kicks Sora in his balls and runs into her house and locks the door.
Thinking fast and brutally, Kovue runs over and kicks Hercules in the balls.
Hercules: holds crotch) ...Ow... (falls over and lays on ground)
Riku jacks the police officer up by his collar and he pulls out a stun gun.
Officer: Hey!(shocks him in the crotch with stunner)
Riku silently drops him, falls to the ground, kicks his legs on the ground, holds his breath, and twitches at the same time.
xD I bet it is...Tidus: Excuse me? You’re the cock sucker here!!!
Selphie: gasps) …You’re ugly!
Tidus: Your chest is too flat!
Selphie: YOUR CROTCH IS TOO FLAT!
Riku goes to his house when-
Akira runs into Riku’s crotch and falls.
Riku: Owwwwieeeeeeee!! (holds crotch) (falls to knees) Unnnngh…
Akira: cries) Daddy hit me!
Riku: YOU hit ME!
Akira: Bully!
Akira starts to cry.
Myra: picks her up) What’s wrong?
Akira: Daddy hit me with his hotdog!
Myra: How mean! Hmmph! (takes her in kitchen) Time for some popcorn.
Riku: Grrrrrr. (kicks feet on floor)
Sora: Oh no! Kairi, please don’t-
Kairi: kicks Sora in his crotch)
Sora: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhh!!!
Sora falls down, holding his crotch and Pirate flies over and craps on his head.
Sora: whimpers)
Kairi: You just don’t know how to! (kicks him in the crotch) You’re lucky I don’t tell Sora! …Don’t ever kiss me again! (leaves)
Tidus: Yes ma’am! (groans)
Kairi: quickly gets up and kicks Riku in the crotch)
Riku: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sora: …That’s what you get, bastard.
Riku: lays on the ground, holding his crotch)
Akira runs into his crotch.
Akira: Move it, daddy! (runs around)
Riku: Nrrrrghh!!! (grabs crotch) She’s got a forehead of steal.
Riku crawls to the bathroom and closes the door.
Sandy: Fine then! (stands up) You’re going to regret this. (kicks Riku in his balls) You were using me to make Kairi jealous anyway.
Riku: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (grabs crotch) What the hell is your problem?! Get out!!!
redharry123 said:*rereads the fic for the 43252th time*