lol My favorite character is Myra. And yes keyblade, Myra IS hot. xD
In the bedroom...
Akira: See?
Riku: What is it?
Akira: It’s a block tower, silly! (kicks his leg)
Riku: Ow!
Akira: I wanna show you that magic. You have to close you eyes and sit on the floor.
Riku: sits on floor) Now what?
Akira: Close your eyes.
Riku: closes eyes) ...-
Akira: holds his hand) Spirits of the great block tower-
Riku: opens eyes) What the-
Akira: Daddy!
Riku: Is this some kind of voodoo?!
Akira: CLOSE THE EYES DADDY!!!
Riku: closes eyes)
Akira: Spirits of the great block tower... (picks up block) We have come together to witness-(throws block at Riku's head) That!
Riku: OWW!
Akira: Hahahaha-
Riku is hurt but only pretends to cry.
Riku: whimpers) …
Akira: Don’t cry, daddy! I’m sorry!
Riku lays on the floor whimpering.
Riku: sniffles)
Akira climbs over on top of him and pulls his shirt.
Akira: Don’t cry!!! No daddy!!!
Riku: You’re so mean to me!!!
Akira: No!!!
Akira kisses Riku’s nose.
Akira: I’m sorry!!!
She starts kissing him all over his face.
Riku: Agh! Okay! I feel better now!
Akira: Daddy needs a happy massage. (pokes the skin on his neck)
Riku: What’s this?
Akira: It’s the happy massage. (pulls his cheeks)
Riku: pulls Akira’s cheeks)
Riku pushes against her tooth.
Riku: What’s up with your tooth?
Akira: Mr. Tooth is tired of living there, daddy.
Riku: It’s loose.
Akira: That’s what I said!
Riku: We have to get it out then! (puts finger in her mouth) Open up.
Akira: holds mouth open) Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Riku wiggles the tooth.
Riku: It’s really loose.
Akira: holds mouth open) ...
Riku: gently tugs the tooth) Does that hurt?
Akira: Auh?
Riku: I don’t speak munchkin. (takes tooth out) It’s mine now.
Akira grins. Her smile is now missing a tooth.
Riku: I gotta tooth! (sings) I gotta tooth! I gotta tooth! (sits up) We gotta tooth, I got your tooth!
Akira giggles.
Riku: gets up)
Riku goes to the bathroom.
Wakka: drills)
Riku: Scoot over some.
Riku slips the tooth in his pocket and squeezes past Wakka.
Wakka: Hey! (drops drill)
The drill cuts Wakka's finger.
Wakka: Owwwwwww! Man-
Riku: unzips pants)
Wakka: What the-
Riku starts to pee.
Riku: Ahhh that’s like having an orgasm.
Wakka: …
Riku: What are you staring at? You checking out my package?!
Wakka: Uh.
Wakka rinses his wound off under the sink.
Riku: flushes toilet)
Riku zips his pants up.
Riku: You’ve got to try that sometime, Wakka.
Wakka: What?!!!
Riku: I said "You gotta try that sometime." ...I need to wash my hands.
Wakka: moves over)
Riku: washes hands)
Riku looks in the mirror and frowns.
Wakka: Uh, are you okay?
Riku turns red. He pulls his fist back when-
Akira: Daddy daddy daddy!
Riku: Heh?!
Akira: Mommy says come here! (runs off)
Riku shakes his hands off and walks into the kitchen.
