Yay, they had a fight, Im guessing this is going to lead up to that one lemon you were talaking about Gabe.
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*gasp* they had a fight. dun duun duun.
nice chapter gabe
nice chapter gabe
Holy **** thats scary!Gabe said:
LMFAO I knew Tidus wouldn't have the balls to propose infront of everyone, LOL what a pansy. And its about time Wakka stoped being such a wuss and takes control. Sweet Chapter!
Soooo.....am i the #1 fan now?
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Yes Wakka!Dont let that Bi*** control you!!
Stupid Tidus....Stupid,stupid,stupid
Stupid Tidus....Stupid,stupid,stupid
Lol.This is gettin good.I can even hear all those geese flying pass my house honking at me at how great this is gonna be.
Why does everyone hate Tyra? xD Youre gonna hate Wakka soon. I think Tyra is teh shitness. ^.^
The next morning...At the Olympus city Adoption Agency...Tyra and Wakka are adopting Caesar. The lady is talking to them.
Lady: He's really a sweet kid. You two are lucky...But are you sure that you can handle him as good parents?
Tyra: Of course. My sister has a kid and she's an angel. I’m sure I can teach him right. I think he really likes us.
Caesar: digs in nose)
Wakka: digs in nose)
Lady: stares at them) So cute! They look just alike. You know what, forget the papers.
Caesar; puts bugar on Wakka) ...Hehehe!
Wakka: looks at bugar)... (puts it on Caesar)
The lady just passes Tyra a few papers.
Lady: These are his birth records. Those are the names of his (whispers) real parents. I hope you live happily ever after! Bye Caesar! Be sure to say goodbye to all your friends here.
Caesar: mumbles) What friends?
Tyra: Thanks. Were a family now!
Caesar: Mom!!! (jumps in Tyra's arms)
Tyra: Man, you’re heavy.
Wakka: digs in ear)
Ceasar: Now you’re my daddy! (pushes Wakka)
Wakka: Huh...Oh-a, yah... What-a now?
Caesar: You have to help take care of me...
Tyra: You ARE gonna help rite?
Wakka: Yuh.
Lady: So cute.
Tyra shakes the lady’s hand and they leave.
Tyra: So, where you wanna go to celebrate?
Caesar: I wanna go see Akira!
Tyra: Okay, that’s fine.
Caesar: She’s cute.
Tyra: Yeah and she’s your cousin.
Caesar: …I didn’t think about that!
They head to Myra and Riku's place. Meanwhile....Riku and Myra are smoothing.
Akira: Ewwwwwww, gross.
Riku and Myra start frenching each other.
Akira: throws a crayon at them)
The door bell rings.
Akira: I wanna get it! (runs to living room)
Of course, she runs into the door.
Tyra: Open the door munchkin.
Akira: jumps and grabs doorknob) (hangs by doorknob) Help! I’m gonna fall!
Myra walks over and opens the door.
Akira: falls) (runs outside)
She grabs Caesar by his hand and pulls him to the bedroom.
Rin: HELLO!
Caesar: Hi?
Akira: climbs on bed) Come on!
Rin: ...?!
Caesar frowns…and then smiles. He climbs up with her.
Akira: Wanna go somewhere amazingly?
Caesar: Yah, where?
Akira: Under here. (goes under covers) Looooook.
Rin: Weeeee! (gets under) ?!
Caesar: gets under covers) ...Cool!
Akira: Close your eyes.
Caesar closes his eyes and puckers up.
Akira: tickles him)
Caesar: Ahahaha Hahahaha-
Rin: tickles Akira)
Akira squeals.
Akira: Aaaaaaaaagh!
Caesar: tickles Akira)
Rin and Caesar keep tickling Akira-
Tyra: What a loser.
Riku: I wasn’t crying!
Myra: You were whimpering.
Riku: Same difference.
Myra: I thought it was cute, though.
Riku and Myra start smooching.
Tyra: Okay, okay, that’s enough of that.
Myra: You’re just jealous.
Riku goes to talk to Wakka.
Riku: So, you’re a dad now?
Wakka: Yeah-a...Sigh.
Riku: Why are you looking so down?
Wakka: ...No reason, man.
Riku: Aright. (sits on couch) (stretches)
Riku sighs and yawns.
Riku: Goodnight, man.
Riku lays on the couch and closes his eyes.
Wakka: You had-a long night, didn’t ya?
Riku: Yup-
Myra: WHY IS MY BRA IN THE FREEZER?!?!RIKU-
Riku: pretends to be asleep)
Myra: Oh, my God! Do you hear that?
Tyra: What?
Myra: Screaming.
Myra starts off to the back.
Tyra: That’s what kids do, Myra, they scream…Loudly!
Akira, Rin, and Caesar are laughing and having fun.
Myra: …(goes to kitchen)
Myra makes the kids some sandwiches and orange juice.
Tyra: …Sigh.
Myra: What’s up with you? (gets bra out of freezer)
Tyra: Nothing, I just think Wakka's a little pissed at me.
Myra: Why?
Tyra: I sort of ticked him off.
Myra: How far did it go?
Tyra: He actually had the balls to call me a bitch.
Myra: Oh...Wow...Well, don’t worry about Wakka. He knows he can’t live without you.
Tyra: I’m still sad.
Myra: I don’t know what to tell you.
Myra walks into the den and looks at Riku.
Riku: pretends to be sleep)
She puts the bra down his undies and runs back into the kitchen.
Riku: AAAAAAAAAAGGGH! COLD!!! (falls off couch)-
The next morning...At the Olympus city Adoption Agency...Tyra and Wakka are adopting Caesar. The lady is talking to them.
Lady: He's really a sweet kid. You two are lucky...But are you sure that you can handle him as good parents?
Tyra: Of course. My sister has a kid and she's an angel. I’m sure I can teach him right. I think he really likes us.
Caesar: digs in nose)
Wakka: digs in nose)
Lady: stares at them) So cute! They look just alike. You know what, forget the papers.
Caesar; puts bugar on Wakka) ...Hehehe!
Wakka: looks at bugar)... (puts it on Caesar)
The lady just passes Tyra a few papers.
Lady: These are his birth records. Those are the names of his (whispers) real parents. I hope you live happily ever after! Bye Caesar! Be sure to say goodbye to all your friends here.
Caesar: mumbles) What friends?
Tyra: Thanks. Were a family now!
Caesar: Mom!!! (jumps in Tyra's arms)
Tyra: Man, you’re heavy.
Wakka: digs in ear)
Ceasar: Now you’re my daddy! (pushes Wakka)
Wakka: Huh...Oh-a, yah... What-a now?
Caesar: You have to help take care of me...
Tyra: You ARE gonna help rite?
Wakka: Yuh.
Lady: So cute.
Tyra shakes the lady’s hand and they leave.
Tyra: So, where you wanna go to celebrate?
Caesar: I wanna go see Akira!
Tyra: Okay, that’s fine.
Caesar: She’s cute.
Tyra: Yeah and she’s your cousin.
Caesar: …I didn’t think about that!
They head to Myra and Riku's place. Meanwhile....Riku and Myra are smoothing.
Akira: Ewwwwwww, gross.
Riku and Myra start frenching each other.
Akira: throws a crayon at them)
The door bell rings.
Akira: I wanna get it! (runs to living room)
Of course, she runs into the door.
Tyra: Open the door munchkin.
Akira: jumps and grabs doorknob) (hangs by doorknob) Help! I’m gonna fall!
Myra walks over and opens the door.
Akira: falls) (runs outside)
She grabs Caesar by his hand and pulls him to the bedroom.
Rin: HELLO!
Caesar: Hi?
Akira: climbs on bed) Come on!
Rin: ...?!
Caesar frowns…and then smiles. He climbs up with her.
Akira: Wanna go somewhere amazingly?
Caesar: Yah, where?
Akira: Under here. (goes under covers) Looooook.
Rin: Weeeee! (gets under) ?!
Caesar: gets under covers) ...Cool!
Akira: Close your eyes.
Caesar closes his eyes and puckers up.
Akira: tickles him)
Caesar: Ahahaha Hahahaha-
Rin: tickles Akira)
Akira squeals.
Akira: Aaaaaaaaagh!
Caesar: tickles Akira)
Rin and Caesar keep tickling Akira-
Tyra: What a loser.
Riku: I wasn’t crying!
Myra: You were whimpering.
Riku: Same difference.
Myra: I thought it was cute, though.
Riku and Myra start smooching.
Tyra: Okay, okay, that’s enough of that.
Myra: You’re just jealous.
Riku goes to talk to Wakka.
Riku: So, you’re a dad now?
Wakka: Yeah-a...Sigh.
Riku: Why are you looking so down?
Wakka: ...No reason, man.
Riku: Aright. (sits on couch) (stretches)
Riku sighs and yawns.
Riku: Goodnight, man.
Riku lays on the couch and closes his eyes.
Wakka: You had-a long night, didn’t ya?
Riku: Yup-
Myra: WHY IS MY BRA IN THE FREEZER?!?!RIKU-
Riku: pretends to be asleep)
Myra: Oh, my God! Do you hear that?
Tyra: What?
Myra: Screaming.
Myra starts off to the back.
Tyra: That’s what kids do, Myra, they scream…Loudly!
Akira, Rin, and Caesar are laughing and having fun.
Myra: …(goes to kitchen)
Myra makes the kids some sandwiches and orange juice.
Tyra: …Sigh.
Myra: What’s up with you? (gets bra out of freezer)
Tyra: Nothing, I just think Wakka's a little pissed at me.
Myra: Why?
Tyra: I sort of ticked him off.
Myra: How far did it go?
Tyra: He actually had the balls to call me a bitch.
Myra: Oh...Wow...Well, don’t worry about Wakka. He knows he can’t live without you.
Tyra: I’m still sad.
Myra: I don’t know what to tell you.
Myra walks into the den and looks at Riku.
Riku: pretends to be sleep)
She puts the bra down his undies and runs back into the kitchen.
Riku: AAAAAAAAAAGGGH! COLD!!! (falls off couch)-
Yay Caeser has a family! And Wow!That must have bean really cold!Funny chapter Gabe =D.
Lol she finally noticed her bra was in the freezer, great chap gabe.
ooohhh freezing nuts
Nice Chaoter Gabe!
Nice Chaoter Gabe!
ROFL, that must have been so dam cold....since when did they have freezers in olympus? Hehe even after he found out Akira was now his cousing, ceaser still puckered up, lol what a little perv. Great Chapter Gabe!
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oooo, that must have been cold
edit: um...ok, nvm
great chapter gabe!
edit: um...ok, nvm
great chapter gabe!
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Hey Gabe i have to know, whats up with Tidus and selphie!!!?? I must know!!! *eye twitches*
DarkRiku awhile back Gabe posted said that Akira is suppose to marry someone named Ceaser.
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WWEEEEEEE chapter. I can't type much because this is my brothers computer *looks around*. I just hope that he doesn't come home yet. Lol frozen bra on nuts.
Actually I didnt say anything about it, Riku was joking to Akira. He said that the man of Akiras dreams would be named Caesar. =)
See how clever I am. *girlish giggle*
See how clever I am. *girlish giggle*
O sure gabe, real sneaky, lol.
Nooo!
Why is there no new chapta?!
MUST READ A NEW CHAPTER!! *eye twitches*
Why is there no new chapta?!
MUST READ A NEW CHAPTER!! *eye twitches*
Myra takes the sandwiches and orange juice to the kids.
Meanwhile... In Sora’s and Kairi’s hotel room…
Kairi: ...-
Sora: smells socks) Hey, what’s wrong?
Kairi: Nothing…Just thinking.
Sora;About what?
Kairi: Kids...
Sora: What?...What about kids?
Kairi: that maybe it would be nice to...have one.
Sora: Uh, Kairi...You know I really hate kids and they’re a big responsibility.
Kairi: Yeah, I know. It was stupid of me to bring it up.
Sora: No, it’s okay… I would do it if I could, but you know I can’t because of my problem.
Kairi: I know. It’s okay.
Kairi gets up and walks into the bathroom.
Sora: … (sighs) Kairi, I’m leaving for a while.
Kairi: Where are you going?!
Sora: Bye.
He walks out.
Sora is on his way to get a doctor check up...He passes by a small shop and stops at the window.
Sora: ..(looks in window) ...
A cute little Dalmatian puppy is staring at him with big goo goo eyes.
Puppy: licks glass) (whimpers)
Sora: puts hand on glass)
Puppy: Arf! (tail wags)
Sora: smiles) Bye-bye, puppy.
Sora keeps walking.
Puppy: Arf! (jumps up and down) Arf!!
Sora walks all the way to the local hospital and emergency room and schedules a check up.
Nurse: Sir, how can I help you?
Sora: I need a check up.
Nurse: Okay, what kind?
Sora: A...A genital check up...
Nurse: …Okay.
The nurse looks Sora up and down.
Nurse: You can have a seat over there while you wait, sir. (points)
Sora sits down in the waiting room. An old man starts staring at Sora.
Old man: Argh…
Sora: … (waves)
Old man: Grrrr!
There’s a lady with a baby.
Lady: .....
The lady looks miserable. She has hideous bags under her eyes, her hair’s puffy, her shirt is stained, and she looks like she hasn’t had any sleep in weeks...The baby just looks pissed.
Baby: yells) Agggggggghhhh! (pulls lady's hair)
Lady: sniffles) …
Baby: Darrrrgh! (throws fists around)
Lady: Please stop!
Baby: Dno! NOOOOOOO!
The baby accidentally/purposely socks the lady in her eye.
Lady: cries) God why did you curse me with this horrible little demon?!
Sora: …
The woman turns toward Sora.
Lady: Don’t ever have kids! Never!!!
The lady heads off to the foster home for kids.
Sora: Whoa… Maybe I should forget this check up-
Doctor: Mr. Sora? Mr. Sora?!?!?!
Sora: That’s me!
Sora glances at the old man one more time and then jogs over to the doctor.
Sora: What’s up, doc?
Doc: Come rite this way. (takes his hand)
The doc is a fine Latino chick.
She takes Sora to a room.
Doc: I’ll need you to strip from the waist down and sit on the bench.
Sora quickly drops his pants and boxers and hops on the bench, covering his privates with his hands.
Doc: So, what seems to be the problem, son?
Sora: I can’t have kids.
Doc: Can u be more specific?
Sora: Um…I can’t make babies!
Doc: ...You mean you’re in sterile?
Sora: That’s the word!
Doc: Oh... (puts gloves on) Spread your legs, sir.
Sora gulps and spreads his legs.
The doctor flashes a light on him and does her examining.
She begins...Examining the stuff...Cough...
Sora: Uhh-You know I’m married right?
Doc: You’re too cute. What I’m doing is just professional, okay?
Sora: O...Kay...Just checking.
Doc:.. Can you feel that?
Sora: …Yes.
Sora starts to fantasize about the doctor.
Doc: Uh...I think I should do an x-ray.
Sora: For what?
Doc: For a sperm count. Lay down.
Sora sighs and lays down.
The doctor pulls the over head X-ray thingy above Sora’s crotch.
Doc: Have you ever had an orgasm? (turns X-ray on)
Sora: Yes.
Doc: How often?
Sora: Every time.
Doc: And no ejaculation?
Sora: Nope.
Doc: Okay...
She uses the x-ray thingy to scan Sora.
Doc: …
Sora: ...
Doc: …Oh, my…
Sorreh about teh late and short chapter. Relationship and stress takes away from my typing time..
Meanwhile... In Sora’s and Kairi’s hotel room…
Kairi: ...-
Sora: smells socks) Hey, what’s wrong?
Kairi: Nothing…Just thinking.
Sora;About what?
Kairi: Kids...
Sora: What?...What about kids?
Kairi: that maybe it would be nice to...have one.
Sora: Uh, Kairi...You know I really hate kids and they’re a big responsibility.
Kairi: Yeah, I know. It was stupid of me to bring it up.
Sora: No, it’s okay… I would do it if I could, but you know I can’t because of my problem.
Kairi: I know. It’s okay.
Kairi gets up and walks into the bathroom.
Sora: … (sighs) Kairi, I’m leaving for a while.
Kairi: Where are you going?!
Sora: Bye.
He walks out.
Sora is on his way to get a doctor check up...He passes by a small shop and stops at the window.
Sora: ..(looks in window) ...
A cute little Dalmatian puppy is staring at him with big goo goo eyes.
Puppy: licks glass) (whimpers)
Sora: puts hand on glass)
Puppy: Arf! (tail wags)
Sora: smiles) Bye-bye, puppy.
Sora keeps walking.
Puppy: Arf! (jumps up and down) Arf!!
Sora walks all the way to the local hospital and emergency room and schedules a check up.
Nurse: Sir, how can I help you?
Sora: I need a check up.
Nurse: Okay, what kind?
Sora: A...A genital check up...
Nurse: …Okay.
The nurse looks Sora up and down.
Nurse: You can have a seat over there while you wait, sir. (points)
Sora sits down in the waiting room. An old man starts staring at Sora.
Old man: Argh…
Sora: … (waves)
Old man: Grrrr!
There’s a lady with a baby.
Lady: .....
The lady looks miserable. She has hideous bags under her eyes, her hair’s puffy, her shirt is stained, and she looks like she hasn’t had any sleep in weeks...The baby just looks pissed.
Baby: yells) Agggggggghhhh! (pulls lady's hair)
Lady: sniffles) …
Baby: Darrrrgh! (throws fists around)
Lady: Please stop!
Baby: Dno! NOOOOOOO!
The baby accidentally/purposely socks the lady in her eye.
Lady: cries) God why did you curse me with this horrible little demon?!
Sora: …
The woman turns toward Sora.
Lady: Don’t ever have kids! Never!!!
The lady heads off to the foster home for kids.
Sora: Whoa… Maybe I should forget this check up-
Doctor: Mr. Sora? Mr. Sora?!?!?!
Sora: That’s me!
Sora glances at the old man one more time and then jogs over to the doctor.
Sora: What’s up, doc?
Doc: Come rite this way. (takes his hand)
The doc is a fine Latino chick.
She takes Sora to a room.
Doc: I’ll need you to strip from the waist down and sit on the bench.
Sora quickly drops his pants and boxers and hops on the bench, covering his privates with his hands.
Doc: So, what seems to be the problem, son?
Sora: I can’t have kids.
Doc: Can u be more specific?
Sora: Um…I can’t make babies!
Doc: ...You mean you’re in sterile?
Sora: That’s the word!
Doc: Oh... (puts gloves on) Spread your legs, sir.
Sora gulps and spreads his legs.
The doctor flashes a light on him and does her examining.
She begins...Examining the stuff...Cough...
Sora: Uhh-You know I’m married right?
Doc: You’re too cute. What I’m doing is just professional, okay?
Sora: O...Kay...Just checking.
Doc:.. Can you feel that?
Sora: …Yes.
Sora starts to fantasize about the doctor.
Doc: Uh...I think I should do an x-ray.
Sora: For what?
Doc: For a sperm count. Lay down.
Sora sighs and lays down.
The doctor pulls the over head X-ray thingy above Sora’s crotch.
Doc: Have you ever had an orgasm? (turns X-ray on)
Sora: Yes.
Doc: How often?
Sora: Every time.
Doc: And no ejaculation?
Sora: Nope.
Doc: Okay...
She uses the x-ray thingy to scan Sora.
Doc: …
Sora: ...
Doc: …Oh, my…
Sorreh about teh late and short chapter. Relationship and stress takes away from my typing time..
YES!
I KNEW IT!!HAHA!
Make sora get a psychic boy!
And he and akira can destroy everything >=D
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I KNEW IT!!HAHA!
Make sora get a psychic boy!
And he and akira can destroy everything >=D
.......
Sora's got no sperm. Awwwwwww
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