The sun goes down. Akira is looking out of her window.
Akira: The poupu trees need water.
She whispers a soft spell and rain gently pours on the island.
Rin: ??????????????????????????
Simon: What are the chances that it would rain?
Tyra: My stomach is growling.
Simon: I’ll be right back.
He leaves the shack.
Tyra: Sigh. (leans on stairway)
Simon comes back with a couple of coconuts. While they’re sharing the coconuts, Wakka is hitting the hey.
Wakka: snores)
Tyra: The last time Wakka got me a coconut, it wasn’t ripe and it had bird shit all over it. (giggles)
Simon: Well, I made sure I washed them, but something in that tree bit me. A loud bird or something.
Tyra: It must have been Pirate.
Simon: Who?
Tyra: Sora's parrot. She’s rather obnoxious.
Simon: Oh. Remember the parrot we had?
Tyra: Yeah, but didn’t Myra over feed it pop corn and kill it?
Simon: Yeah she did.
Tyra: Well, Pirate drinks alcohol and she seems fine.
Simon: Alcohol is happiness.
Tyra: …It’s getting cold in here.
Simon: Here.
He takes his jacket off and wraps her in it, then cuddles her.
He cuddles up next to her.
Simon: Better?
Tyra: Yes.
Simon stares Tyra in her eyes.
Tyra: ... (What the hell am I doing here?)
Simon gets closer and closer to her.
Tyra: Simon-
Simon: kisses her)
Tyra: ....-
Simon kisses her again and then slowly un buttons her jeans.
Simon: You don't mind, do you?
Tyra: … Keep going.
Aww, come on! Anywhere but the shack! Teeny hot dog.
Meanwhile....
Pirate: sits on eggs) (snores)
Pirate’s a mommy…
What else is going on?
Akira: snores)
Rin: listens to Akira) ??????????????????
…
Tyra is at Wakka's house packing the next morning. Wakka is asleep.
Wakka: snores)
Tyra: Sigh.
Tyra packs some pictures of Wakka and then one of Myra with Akira.
Tyra: ... I’m gonna miss you so much.
xD By “you”, she’s referring to Myra.
She finishes packing while Simon is calling up for a ride.
Simon: holds cell phone) I know, baby...Yah, I’ll be there in a few hours and once I’ve taken care of Tyra, I’ll be there.
Phoner: Who is Tyra?
Simon: Uh...She's just an old friend of mine.
Phoner: Oh...I have been missing you.
Simon: I been missing you too, baby-
Tyra comes out.
Simon: I gotta go, bye! (hangs up)
Tyra: Who was that?
Simon: Our ride.
A boat is coming to the island. It isn’t long before the boat hits the shore. A skanky looking chick is driving the boat. Hmm...Let’s give her a skanky name. lol.
Bobo: chews gum)
She winks at Simon while Tyra puts her stuff in the boat.
Bobo looks at Tyra and coughs. Wakka suddenly wakes up.
Tyra left a sticky note on Wakka's head. He reads it.
Wakka: “Sorry…Wakka…I…need…to go…Tyra.” WHAT!
He runs outside as the boat sets off.
Tyra: Oh no.
Wakka: Tyra! Where are you-a going?!
Tyra: I cant take it anymore, Wakka!
Wakka chases after the boat.
Wakka: Im sorry-a Tyra! I cant-a live without-a you!
He runs into the water.
Tyra: Wakka, please! Go back!
Simon: She's mine!!!
Wakka stops and stands in the water.
Wakka: But…
Wakka just stands there watching the boat leave and Tyra just sits there watching Wakka stand there.
Tyra starts to cry and Wakka holds back his tears.
They watch each other until the boat is almost too far to catch. Tyra turns around and sees Simon and Eugene touching on each other.
Tyra: Son of a bitch.
She turns back around to look for Wakka but he isn’t there anymore.
Tyra: Wakka!
Wakka: I’m rite here!
Wakka is swimming right next to the boat!
Wakka: Get off-a the boat, Tyra!
Simon: She's going with me!!!
Tyra turns around and bitch slaps Simon, then jumps in the water with Wakka.
Simon: …
Bobo: You got slapped. (smacks on gum)
Simon: Oh, you think so, idiot? (smacks Bobo) Shut up!
Wakka: Climb-a on my back, man.
Tyra climbs on Wakka's back and holds on tight.
Simon: Stop the boat!
Bobo: stops the boat) What now, asshole?
Wakka: Hold-a your breath!
Tyra takes in a deep breath as Wakka takes them under a swims. Simon just sits there, thinking of what he should do.
Simon: …
Wakka and Tyra eventually reach the shore and Wakka gives her a big hug. Simon just stands there, confused.
Simon: …Fine! (dumps Tyra’s bags in the water) I don't need you!
Tyra: All the stuff in that bag is just pictures and old shit that you gave me! (hugs Wakka)
Wakka gives Simon the finger.
Bobo :smacks gum)
Simon: Well, then...Let us leave.
Bobo: You’re too good for her anyways, doll. (drives)
COUGH!!!!!
Tyra and Wakka watch as the boat goes through the portal...In Traverse Town...
Guy: Did you get chure love, sir?
Simon: Shut up! (pushes him)
Akira: The poupu trees need water.
She whispers a soft spell and rain gently pours on the island.
Rin: ??????????????????????????
Simon: What are the chances that it would rain?
Tyra: My stomach is growling.
Simon: I’ll be right back.
He leaves the shack.
Tyra: Sigh. (leans on stairway)
Simon comes back with a couple of coconuts. While they’re sharing the coconuts, Wakka is hitting the hey.
Wakka: snores)
Tyra: The last time Wakka got me a coconut, it wasn’t ripe and it had bird shit all over it. (giggles)
Simon: Well, I made sure I washed them, but something in that tree bit me. A loud bird or something.
Tyra: It must have been Pirate.
Simon: Who?
Tyra: Sora's parrot. She’s rather obnoxious.
Simon: Oh. Remember the parrot we had?
Tyra: Yeah, but didn’t Myra over feed it pop corn and kill it?
Simon: Yeah she did.
Tyra: Well, Pirate drinks alcohol and she seems fine.
Simon: Alcohol is happiness.
Tyra: …It’s getting cold in here.
Simon: Here.
He takes his jacket off and wraps her in it, then cuddles her.
He cuddles up next to her.
Simon: Better?
Tyra: Yes.
Simon stares Tyra in her eyes.
Tyra: ... (What the hell am I doing here?)
Simon gets closer and closer to her.
Tyra: Simon-
Simon: kisses her)
Tyra: ....-
Simon kisses her again and then slowly un buttons her jeans.
Simon: You don't mind, do you?
Tyra: … Keep going.
Aww, come on! Anywhere but the shack! Teeny hot dog.
Meanwhile....
Pirate: sits on eggs) (snores)
Pirate’s a mommy…
What else is going on?
Akira: snores)
Rin: listens to Akira) ??????????????????
…
Tyra is at Wakka's house packing the next morning. Wakka is asleep.
Wakka: snores)
Tyra: Sigh.
Tyra packs some pictures of Wakka and then one of Myra with Akira.
Tyra: ... I’m gonna miss you so much.
xD By “you”, she’s referring to Myra.
She finishes packing while Simon is calling up for a ride.
Simon: holds cell phone) I know, baby...Yah, I’ll be there in a few hours and once I’ve taken care of Tyra, I’ll be there.
Phoner: Who is Tyra?
Simon: Uh...She's just an old friend of mine.
Phoner: Oh...I have been missing you.
Simon: I been missing you too, baby-
Tyra comes out.
Simon: I gotta go, bye! (hangs up)
Tyra: Who was that?
Simon: Our ride.
A boat is coming to the island. It isn’t long before the boat hits the shore. A skanky looking chick is driving the boat. Hmm...Let’s give her a skanky name. lol.
Bobo: chews gum)
She winks at Simon while Tyra puts her stuff in the boat.
Bobo looks at Tyra and coughs. Wakka suddenly wakes up.
Tyra left a sticky note on Wakka's head. He reads it.
Wakka: “Sorry…Wakka…I…need…to go…Tyra.” WHAT!
He runs outside as the boat sets off.
Tyra: Oh no.
Wakka: Tyra! Where are you-a going?!
Tyra: I cant take it anymore, Wakka!
Wakka chases after the boat.
Wakka: Im sorry-a Tyra! I cant-a live without-a you!
He runs into the water.
Tyra: Wakka, please! Go back!
Simon: She's mine!!!
Wakka stops and stands in the water.
Wakka: But…
Wakka just stands there watching the boat leave and Tyra just sits there watching Wakka stand there.
Tyra starts to cry and Wakka holds back his tears.
They watch each other until the boat is almost too far to catch. Tyra turns around and sees Simon and Eugene touching on each other.
Tyra: Son of a bitch.
She turns back around to look for Wakka but he isn’t there anymore.
Tyra: Wakka!
Wakka: I’m rite here!
Wakka is swimming right next to the boat!
Wakka: Get off-a the boat, Tyra!
Simon: She's going with me!!!
Tyra turns around and bitch slaps Simon, then jumps in the water with Wakka.
Simon: …
Bobo: You got slapped. (smacks on gum)
Simon: Oh, you think so, idiot? (smacks Bobo) Shut up!
Wakka: Climb-a on my back, man.
Tyra climbs on Wakka's back and holds on tight.
Simon: Stop the boat!
Bobo: stops the boat) What now, asshole?
Wakka: Hold-a your breath!
Tyra takes in a deep breath as Wakka takes them under a swims. Simon just sits there, thinking of what he should do.
Simon: …
Wakka and Tyra eventually reach the shore and Wakka gives her a big hug. Simon just stands there, confused.
Simon: …Fine! (dumps Tyra’s bags in the water) I don't need you!
Tyra: All the stuff in that bag is just pictures and old shit that you gave me! (hugs Wakka)
Wakka gives Simon the finger.
Bobo :smacks gum)
Simon: Well, then...Let us leave.
Bobo: You’re too good for her anyways, doll. (drives)
COUGH!!!!!
Tyra and Wakka watch as the boat goes through the portal...In Traverse Town...
Guy: Did you get chure love, sir?
Simon: Shut up! (pushes him)
ewwwww