Oh you guys are so uninthusiastic and shit. (YAWWWWWWWNs in their faces) YAAAAAWWWWNnNNnnNNnNnN. u suxxorz
Simon: stops Kairi) Excuse me.
Kairi: YES?!
Simon: I noticed that you swim pretty fast...I swim faster.
Kairi: Nobody on this island can swim faster than me.
Simon: How do you think I got here without a boat?
Kairi: ...You’re on!
Soon after...Simon and Kairi are ready for a race.
Selphie: You ready? Goooo!
Simon and Kairi race out into the ocean.
Sora: DON’T GO OUT TO FAR SWEETIE!
Kairi: swims)
Simon: swims)
Everyone is cheering for Kairi. Pirate is flying along with Simon and Kairi.
Simon and Kairi go deeper into the ocean.
Sora: squints eyes) I can’t see her anymore) KAIRI?!
Kairi: pants) (swims)
Simon: You’re pretty good-(spits out water)-for a girl. (swims)
Kairi slows down.
They get closer and closer to the hungry sharks.
Simon: swims faster)
Kairi stops…She turns around to see how far she’s gotten.
Kairi: ...
Kairi starts to swim back when a shark meets face to face with her.
Kairi: GASP!
Kairi immediately starts to panic and go under. Then she starts to drown. Simon stops and notices.
Simon: Do not worry, mistress! (races back)
Simon grabs her and swims like a bullet through the ocean towards the shore.
Shark 1: chases him) He aint getting away this time, hehehe!
The shark comes close to biting his foot when Eugene turns around and some how ends up riding the shark.
Eugene: To the shore!
Shark 1: Damn it. (swims to shore)
Before they reach the shore…The shark tosses Simon off and quickly swims away, still hungry.
Sora: Kairi! (runs over)
Simon: uses CPR on Kairi)
Sora: Um-
Kairi coughs up a lot of water and then starts to pant.
Sora: Kai-
Simon: You’re safe now, dear!
Simon kisses Kairi! Kairi spits in his face.
Kairi: Ugh! What are you doing?! (gets up and runs to Sora)
Simon: I’m the one that saved you!
Kairi: I didn’t say you could kiss me! …But thanks anyway…
Simon: My pleasure. (bows)
Kairi: Im gonna go…um…COME ON SORA!
She goes into the house with Sora.
Simon: Well that was exciting.
Wakka: Why don’t-a you start showing-a the ladies some respect, yah?
Simon: Don’t talk to me, Barbie doll.
Wakka throws his beach ball at him.
Simon catches it and pops it.
Wakka: My blitz ball!!!! (sheds tears)
Simon: Look at that! It’s just a beach ball! Tyra, you don't need this loser.
Tyra: …
Simon: If you come back to Traverse Town with me ,we could be together!
Everyone stares at Tyra.
Tyra: ...LEAVE ME ALONE! You have some nerve, Simon!
She kicks sand at him and storms into the house.
The next day…Simon is up to his usual again.
Tidus: Keep making moves on my girl and you’re gonna get hurt!
Simon: Whatever, Tidus.
Simon gets up and walks over to the deck with Sora and Kairi.
Simon: Sora, Kairi. (kisses Kairi’s hand)
Kairi: Um don't touch me.
Sora: Yeah, don't touch her!
Simon: You know, Kairi. Your hair is so beautiful. It’s like the color of blood!
Kairi scoots away from him.
Simon: You must be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
Kairi: …Okay.
Simon: Anyone ever told you that before?
Kairi: Yes...Everyday.
She leans her head on Sora.
Simon: .... (darn it!)
3 mins later....
Simon: BUT I WOULD BE BETTER THAN SORA!
Kairi: pushes him into the water) Loser.
Sora: Let’s go before he starts to cry.
Sora takes Kairi in the house and they have another cup of coffee.
Simon: ... (spits water out) Hmmph!