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Ho-ho, you are CORRECT, sir, YES. I mean Madam.
I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
 

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Beware Calafas. Pooh will get you when you least expect it.

If Aqua is a bitch, which she won't be because..., she's be one hella awesome bitch. If she is as catty as she can be, it will be better than Kairi's almost princess-like and detached attitude.

He probably knows I just messin... if he doesn't I'm massively screwed.


Hopefully Aqua ONLY goes into bitch mode whe she fights.
 

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He probably knows I just messin... if he doesn't I'm massively screwed.


Hopefully Aqua ONLY goes into bitch mode whe she fights.

Lol. And I was also joking. Though you should be careful with Pooh. He is Kingdom Hearts and can blow us all into oblivion.

I can imagine Aqua barking out orders to Ven and Terra.

Aqua: Ven! You need to use a f#*^ing fire attack! -slashing at all the enemies relentlessly-
Ven: Yes Aqua. -tries to attack, but gets burned by Aqua using a fire spell-
Aqua: Terra! Don't just stand there with barely any HP! HEAL YOUR GOD DAMN SELF! -goes kamikaze on the enemies-
Terra: -groans- Aqua, I've been doing this longer than yo--
Aqua: -turns to Terra, almost blasting him with an ice attack- If you are gonna stand around and throw your experience in my face, you are sadly mistaken!

-Terra and Ven watch as Aqua finishes off all the enemies without their help-

Aqua: -smiles- So, do you guys need any healing? Terra! You look cold! And Ven, why do you have a burn mark on your cheek? I told you to be careful with those fire attacks! -proceeds to heal them both-

Terra and Ven: You were the one who did it...
 

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Lol. And I was also joking. Though you should be careful with Pooh. He is Kingdom Hearts and can blow us all into oblivion.

I can imagine Aqua barking out orders to Ven and Terra.

Aqua: Ven! You need to use a f#*^ing fire attack! -slashing at all the enemies relentlessly-
Ven: Yes Aqua. -tries to attack, but gets burned by Aqua using a fire spell-
Aqua: Terra! Don't just stand there with barely any HP! HEAL YOUR GOD DAMN SELF! -goes kamikaze on them-
Terra: -groans- Aqua, I've been doing this longer than yo--
Aqua: -turns to Terra, almost blasting him with an ice attack- If you are gonna stand around and throw your experience in my face, you are sadly mistaken!

-Terra and Ven watch as Aqua finishes off all the enemies without their help-

Aqua: -smiles- So, do you guys need any healing? Terra! You look cold! And Ven, why do you have a burn mark on your cheek? I told you to be careful with those fire attacks! -proceeds to heal them both-

Terra and Ven: You were the one who did it...
It'd be awesome if she was like that. 8D

Slightly cold, but becuase she cares. Like Larxene, only she's actually nice.
 

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It'd be awesome if she was like that. 8D

Slightly cold, but becuase she cares. Like Larxene, only she's actually nice.

Larxene isn't cold, she's sadistic as hell. I bet if Aqua and Larxene met, they would probably compliment each other though.

Aqua: It's just so hard to get Terra to do anything around the castle! I'm always left with the cooking. So what if I am a female! That doesn't mean I should cook 24/7! And the one time I buy some Nomura Chicken instead of cooking, they've already eaten!

Larxene: Why don't you just tie them up with some chains and force feed them?

Aqua: That's a good idea. They might get out of the chains though...How about some secure bondage?

Larxene: I have some in the basement. Want me to get it for you?


END

Yeah. -is bored-
 

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I guess everyone loves Aqua for the following reasons...

1) She HAS BOOBS, Kairi and Namine got nothing
2) She wields a Keyblade
3) She has awesome hair
4) She isn't weak like Kairi or Namine, she can fight and kick ass.
5) She has an awesome outfit
6) She has a point in the story.
7) She dances with her Keyblades, that is HAWT
8) She looks so damn...well her beauty is indescribable

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I guess everyone loves Aqua for the following reasons...

1) She HAS BOOBS, Kairi and Namine got nothing
2) She wields a Keyblade
3) She has awesome hair
4) She isn't weak like Kairi or Namine, she can fight and kick ass.
5) She has an awesome outfit
6) She has a point in the story.
7) She dances with her Keyblades, that is HAWT
8) She looks so damn...well her beauty is indescribable

~The Enchanted

Hey, I didn't say I didn't like Namine. Namine is stronger than Kairi. Namine can alter memories! Kairi is just...there. Hence Aqua>>>>>>>>>Namine>>>>>>>>>>Olette>>>>>>>>>>>Any other female in KH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kairi
 

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I don't hate Namine either, but she can't really fight, I mean altering memories is a great skill compared to Kairi who just...does nothing, but Aqua can KICK ASS and use a Keyblade properly.

~The Enchanted
 

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Her hair is amazing! Shes pretty much hot in every way, plus from what we know about her, her personality seems amazing XD
 

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its not kairis fault she cant fight she has no powers besides princesses dont fight

Yes it is. She could have trained with Sora and Riku on the islands, but all she did was sit around. If Selphie can use a jump rope nunchaku, Kairi could have learned how to use a sword and developed abilities.

If you can train Sora all the way to lvl 99 on the DI at the beginning of the game and get most of his abilities, I'm sure Kairi could have done SOME training.
 

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Yes it is. She could have trained with Sora and Riku on the islands, but all she did was sit around. If Selphie can use a jump rope nunchaku, Kairi could have learned how to use a sword and developed abilities.

If you can train Sora all the way to lvl 99 on the DI at the beginning of the game and get most of his abilities, I'm sure Kairi could have done SOME training.

sora and riku werent training they were playing
 
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