The wishing game..

[Horizon's Knight]

Too bad you get paid in crappy patties for it and we all know they go right to your thighs, and then make you blow up.

I wish I could go to Otakon.

Granted, but you will become a manga/anime character when you leave.

I wish I could change into any gender at anytime, including curtain parts and attraction(no one has backfired this wish yet).

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

Granted but you'll be entirely made of curtains
I wish my pizza wasn't so hot :c

 

[HeartOfTheHero]

granted, but now it's ice cold

I wish that I had photoshop

 

[Mynny]

Granted, but you don't have time to use it!

I wish I had less work.

 

[Apostle]

Granted, but you must spend your time off of work milking cows.

I wish for.... nothing. ruin THAT

 

[Aria]

Granted, but you must spend your time off of work milking cows.

I wish for.... nothing. ruin THAT

I think I'll use an old reply of mine

You wished for nothing, so you become nothing too. Sucks.

:3

I wish the snow was melted

 

[Wonderglow]

Granted, but the snow has flooded your house and refroze, trapping you inside

I wish Santa Claus would come to my school

 

[testify]

santa was shot this morning by the la kings

i wish i was in the bloods