THE SEXY THREAD

[MomentoMori]

Dunno if there's one like this already. If there is, feel free to move it.

List some of the celebrities or characters you think are sexy. They can be from any movie, video game, book, whatever.

 

[Turn]

FICTIONAL
Seifer Almasy (Final Fantasy VIII)
Kaze "Muscle Rider" Daizaemon (Gantz)
Dante (Devil May Cry 4)
Dilan/Xaldin (Kingdom Hearts)
Grencia Mars Elijah Guo Eckener (Cowboy Bebop)
Fran (Final Fantasy XII)
Gadot (Final Fantasy XIII)
Johnny K. Gambino (Gaia Online)
Gaston (Beauty & The Beast)
Angeal Hewley (FFVII: Crisis Core)
Cid Highwind (FFVII: Advent Children; Kingdom Hearts)
Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
Ryoji Kaji (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)
Johji "George" Koizumi (Paradise Kiss)
Jack Krauser (Resident Evil 4)
Kazuo Kuwabara (Gantz)
Squall "Leon" Leonhart (Kingdom Hearts)
Liam (Gaia Online)
Loz (FFVII: Advent Children)
Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
Prince Naveen (The Princess & The Frog)
Raijin (Final Fantasy VIII)
Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)
Rikken (Final Fantasy XII)
Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Snow Villiers (Final Fantasy XIII)
Wakka (Final Fantasy X)

NONFICTIONAL
Christian Bale
Ryan Barry
Monica Bellucci
Steve Burton
Kyle & Lane Carlson
Matt Cavenaugh
Brent Corrigan
Cody Cummings
Aaron Eckhart
Matthew Goode
Famke Janssen
Daren Kagasoff
Jon Kortajarena
Taylor Lautner
Cillian Murphy
Robert Pattinson
Isabella Rossellini
Mike Ruiz
Jeremy Sheffield

And I'm sure I'm forgetting a million others. :C

 

[Weeaboo]

I'm really questioning your sexuality right now ^

I have too many.

I am a Weeaboo.

 

[Dogenzaka]

For the ladies:

For the dudes:

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I totally forgot about Chris Evans~ j3j

 

[Callaghan]

That guy in the pic is too hairy for me xD
I don't really think of people as sexy so much, but attractive yes.
Like Johnny Depp =P
But I'm one of those people that doesn't find people attractive if their personality seems off.

 

[The Fishman]

For the dudes:

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Oh yeah, one of the most beautiful women in the world if not the most beautiful.

 

[Enchanted Rose]

Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

I'm sorry, what? Tentacles do it for you, do they?

 

[Turn]

IMO, Ursula was a character with crazy sensuality. I don't find any of the women I listed, fictional or otherwise, sexually attractive in the I Am Going to Masturbate to Them sense, but I'm not about to deny their general sexiness. B)

 

[Dogenzaka]

IMO, Ursula was a character with crazy sensuality. I don't find any of the women I listed, fictional or otherwise, sexually attractive in the I Am Going to Masturbate to Them sense, but I'm not about to deny their general sexiness. B)

I'd agree with you if you weren't talking about Ursula. That is fucking nasty.

 

[Turn]

I never said it wasn't subjective. s1seafoodsoup

 

[Johnny Stooge]

inb4 silh posts Elisha Cuthbert.


Scarlett Johnasson does all kinds of wonders for me. Seeing in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow, especially the scene where she undresses in the back of the car, ohhhh boy. How I envy Ryan Reynolds for going home to motorboat breats as beautiful as those.

 

[Turn]

And there goes two others I'd forgotten. :'C

Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

And Hercules from Disney's.

And I think I'm done now. I am enjoying this too much.

 

[Lycanthrope]

Scarlett Johnasson does all kinds of wonders for me. Seeing in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow, especially the scene where she undresses in the back of the car, ohhhh boy. How I envy Ryan Reynolds for going home to motorboat breats as beautiful as those.

I agree. Completely. She is amazing.

Also Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley

 

[Dogenzaka]

inb4 silh posts Elisha Cuthbert.


Scarlett Johnasson does all kinds of wonders for me. Seeing in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow, especially the scene where she undresses in the back of the car, ohhhh boy. How I envy Ryan Reynolds for going home to motorboat breats as beautiful as those.

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Also Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley

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And Hercules from Disney's.

ugh all I can ever think of is....

humongous calves

 

[Turn]

Hahaa, def not his most attractive look, but I still found him crazy adorable at that age. Just not sexy.

Actually, I still find him mostly adorable as an adult, but I can't resist those finely animated biceps.

EDIT asdfgsgdfghfdfghfffffff MARK SALLING. I'm done fo' realz now. I'm pretty sure. :X

 

[Weeaboo]

Hahaa, def not his most attractive look, but I still found him crazy adorable at that age. Just not sexy.

Actually, I still find him mostly adorable as an adult, but I can't resist those finely animated biceps.

EDIT asdfgsgdfghfdfghfffffff MARK SALLING. I'm done fo' realz now. I'm pretty sure. :X

Just like I can't resist that six pack in your signature.

MM...Who is that?

See, I'm a nub at that.

 

[Turn]

If you mean in my signature, that's an OC. B)

But Mark Salling is, uh, Mark Salling. Also, Puck from Glee.

And I'm gonna go ahead and name-drop Dianna Agron, too, while I'm at it.

 

[Penance]

Elisha Cuthbert.

She is freakishly sexy. "Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?"

 

[Weeaboo]

If you mean in my signature, that's an OC. B)

He's a sexy beast I tell you.