~.:The Lame Joke Game:.~

[ViVi94]

Okay, I thought this up in a fit of randomness, someone tells a bad joke and the next person will play as the audience, then they will tell another bad joke and the chain will continue.

Example:
Joke
What about those Airlines huh? I mean why airlines? I mean, is it just a whole bunch of lines or what?

Audience
BOOOOO!!! *Throws knives* lol, now THAT'S Funny!

So I'll start.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Blue!

 

[Mynny]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LAME! *throws pens*

You know wat way I don't like my cheese? Cut!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOOO! that was horrible! *trows rotten tomatoes*

what did the pin say to the bowling ball? "spare me!"

 

[Mynny]

(lol) BOOO!!!!!!! Go back to your day job! *throws flaming barbie heads*

What did the alphabet man say when his friend got out of the hospital? "O I C U R O K!"

 

[blendedhearts]

BOO! that wasn't all that lame! what's wrong with you?! *throws mattresses*

what did one pair of pants say to the jeans? "zip it!"

 

[Mynny]

BOOO!!! What if they're button up you dork???(j/k) *throws snowballs*

What do you call sum1 who steals a ham? A hamburgler!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO! that's the name of a character! *throws cheeseburgers*

what happened when someone stole from the frog? he was hopping mad!

 

[ViVi94]

BOOO!!! Your joke makes me hopping mad! *Grabs old style cane and pulls blendedhearts off stage thingy*

Knock knock,
who's there?
Shaw
Shaw who?
Shaw up *in british accent*
Simon Cowel?

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOOO! i don't get that one at all! *throws pickles*

how do you make a track runner stop running? dash his dreams.

 

[Mynny]

BOOO! I have friends who run you jerk! *throws iron*

Wat do you call it when sum1 stabs you in the bellybutton? A naval piercing!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOOOO!! piercings are sick! *throws shurikens*

why did Super Man go to bed? it was kryptonight.

 

[Zook]

aha! he said night! haha!

what is a mouse's favorite game? Parcheesy!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOOO! that joke was cheesy! *throws blue cheese*

why did Plank fall asleep? he was board!

 

[Zook]

yawn. *falls asleep*

what is a ghost's favorite flavor of pie? booberry!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOOO! that's a cereal! *throws Count Chocula*

what's a vampires favorite candy? suckers!

 

[ViVi94]

No! It's blood flavored fun dip idiot!

what do you call a a person who is as fat as a pig? *Random person says "what?"* I don't know! I was hoping you did!

what is a mouse's favorite game? Parcheesy!

lol, that was on KH chronicles! It is just pure comical genious... the video not the joke...

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO! horrible punchline! *trows whatever stuff you guys aren't throwing*

what's the difference between a trees bark and a dogs bark? one's rough and the other's "ruff"!

 

[Mynny]

BOOOO!!!! *throws tree bark*

What's black, white and red all over? A skunk covered in red paint!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO!! who's mean enough to paint an animal? *throws blue paint*

whats fuzzy, buzzy, and dizzy? a bee on a merry-go-round!

 

[Mynny]

BOOOO!!!!! Wat kind of bee rides a merry go round???? *throws rose thorns*

What do you call a guy in a purple dress with a bad attitude who makes stuff disappear? A dark magician! (I luv DM, it's just a joke)