~.:The Lame Joke Game:.~

[blendedhearts]

BOOO!! that wasn't even near funny! *throws lit torhes*

how do your lungs get strong? oxysize!

 

[ViVi94]

lol!!!!!!!!....oh not you! I'm watching Bill Cosby! *plays cricket machine and throws samurai sword at sucky comedian*

Okay, Why did they call the town "sweet vally"? Because the person wanted to name it that! *hears cricket machine* :angry: YOU STOLE MY CRICKET MACHINE!

 

[Mynny]

.......*blank stare* YOU SUCK! *throws frozen sodas*

Wat do you call my brother in a long cloak with his hood up? A member of organization XIII!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOOO! you're just weird! *throws Heartless*

what did the monkey call the rabbit? "bunanany"!

 

[Mynny]

lol. NOT FUNNY ENUFF!!!! *throws nobodies*

What do you call a strong person who lives on the mountain range? A power ranger!

 

[Rika17]

BOOOO!!! THAT JOKE WAS MORE LAMER THAN THE 4TH SEASON!!! throws zordon at him

What do you call a cow that digs a hole: a pitbull

 

[Mynny]

(...I'm a girl...) BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*throws cats*

What do you get when the grinch lays eggs while stealing a christmas dinner? Green eggs and ham!

 

[Rika17]

(sorry) BOOO!!! THAT JOKE SUCK MORE THAN MY CHRISTMAS GIFT!!! throw actual green eggs and ham
what do you call man that forgot his and his wife anniversity? a dead man

 

[Mynny]

(it's okay. You're the third person to do that so I'm used to it) BOOOOOO!!!!!! Every1 makes mistakes!!!!*throws spaceship*

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

 

[Rika17]

BOOO THAT DISGUSTING!!! throw booger tissue

What do you call a fruit that cut in half: a banana split

 

[Mynny]

BOOO!!! Now I'm hungry!!!!! *throws gummy worms*

What do you call a murderous celebrity? A shooting star!

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO! what if they use chainsaws like you?! *throws chainsaws*

what's a bunny's favorite sport? hare ball!

 

[Rika17]

how do you make men disappear? by waving a pregency test at them

 

[The Lionheart]

*BOO* throws USED pregnancy testers
So a mechanical pencil goes over to a lead dispenser, and asks for some lead. and the lead dispenser says "What's the point?"

 

[Rika17]

BOOOO!!! I don't get it!!!! throw pencils at you

what the best day to eat some icecream: sundae

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO! you know any day is good for ice cream! *throws ice*

how do you debug your computer? call an exterminator!

 

[The Lionheart]

BOOO! call geek squad! *throws heavy exterminator equipment*
so there's two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "wow, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP! a talking muffin!"

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO! you're not supposed to make good jokes! *throws muffin*

when is it okay to bother a lion? never!

 

[Rika17]

BOOOO!!! THAT COMMEN SENSE!!! throw a lion

what do call a person who can't shut up?? annoying

 

[blendedhearts]

BOOO!! don't make jokes about my family! *throws baseballs*

what did the knife say to the cake? "slice to meet you!"