The Church of Secks

[_Riku_]

wooooahhh!!!! guyz ceebee is gonna she's gonna... STFU guyzz... she's sooo cool and leik i completely wanna be her ...she's my ... my ... dude... my... stfu!! k??

 

[Battlecry]

Fffh. Fffh. AHAHAHAHA-*hic*hic*hic* Ooooooh....NICEZ...*bumps fist with PS* ALright....*stands up on the edge of the hottub.* Ready? Ready? Are you look-YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT! you're gonna miss *HIC* it!? CuzCUZ I'm gunna doo something that's...TOTALLY goonnna freek j00 out. I'm gonna JU*HIC*mp, I'm-I'm-I'm gonna jump...from this ledge....to the.....*sways a little, then leaps of the edge and into the water*

I...I....I'm just amazed. TRULY!! TRULY AMAZED!! o-0 I.....I'm...sp....sp....speeeeech...less. Lyke, j00 jumped......then....you fell. Th-th-th-then.....j00.....j00.....didn't go...b-back up. IT'S INCONCEIVABLE!!!12!11!!@#onetwoiluvj00

 

[Masquerade]

ooooooooooooo k then...Attack of the drunken woman. *ish still a chair*

 

[_Riku_]

ohhman... guys... j00 guyz... i tink i'm gonna... i'm gonna... eww

*passes out while in hottub because of drunken-ness*

 

[Valentine]

*Slowly pops back up from the water, a steady flow of blood streaming from the side of her head. Raises a finger at Riku* Yo....you...*HIC* What the HELL....MAN? i mena COM' ON....I mean...what the hell...whaT? That's rude to the other people ya know...

 

[Morpheaus]

-Is literally having goes with the hot tub itself. Without coming up for air.- Geeze, I hope Riku is a girl...-The drugs just wore off mind you.-

 

[Valentine]

*Sways back and forth for a few seconds. Feels something brush against her foot. Jumps up and screams down at the water* AHH! A GIANT*HIC* SQUID! It's all...*hic*hic*long....and thick....and it's got SUCTION CUUuuups!*HIC*HIC* Wait...is dat you Morph?

 

[Morpheaus]

<.< Personal space, Laura, Personal space. -Explodes within the hot tub.-

 

[Valentine]

*Is covered in....well....Morpheaus.* Woooaaaahhh...he's like...dead. Beer? ><

 

[_Riku_]

-Is literally having goes with the hot tub itself. Without coming up for air.- Geeze, I hope Riku is a girl...-The drugs just wore off mind you.-

Yes, I am don't worry Morph... xD

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

Well that was um interesting. Wow...this is what its like when mass it over...

 

[Morpheaus]

<.< Thank god...>.> That happens way too often. -Reconstitutes and smiles like a naughty Pope boy.- I'm like the energizer bunny, ladies, I keep going and going and going.

 

[_Riku_]

Woohoo! >.> <.<

Well, in that case.

*goes a few more rounds with Morphy*

wewt... Energizer bunny!

 

[Morpheaus]

-Enjoys being the Ladies play thing.- It's good being Pope. Time for another martini!

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

Um Morph are you forgetting about me?? The nun needs some lovin too!!!

 

[Morpheaus]

Hmmm...I suppose if Riku is taking a break I could sqeeze you. -Opens a special hidden room.- I'll be in the Papal Fortress of Solitude, OYH. -Winks and bites neck playfully before slipping away.-

 

[_Riku_]

Woahh hold on.

There is NO way OYH is stealing my Morphy... xD

*goes into Papal Fortess of Solitude with Morph*

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

Um I believe I just did Heidi! Ohoo what yah gonna do now?

 

[_Riku_]

Um I believe I just did Heidi! Ohoo what yah gonna do now?

I'm going to um... LOCK YOU OUT OF THE PAPAL FORTESS OF SOLITUDE!

*runs inside and locks door*

 

[.:oh_your_hott:.]

Look now I gots the key.

*Opens the door and locks Heidi out* I WIN!