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Morpheaus

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Bahamut Zero said:
WTF's this all about!?

Intelligence plays a part in it, so you'll obviously want to run before your head explodes.


<.< -Undresses oh_your_hot with his eyes.-
 

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My friend, this is all about worshipping the five gawds of secks. Although, our prophets have only identified four as of now, the last god is on his/her way.

When in need of guidance from n00bs ((which it would seem you are, so GTFO mah church before I smoketh thee lyk a blunt)) they may pray to the gawds of secks.

right now we got

TEH SECKS
TEH HO
Teh Munkeh Gawd
Teh Slut Gawd
 

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Morpheaus said:
Intelligence plays a part in it, so you'll obviously want to run before your head explodes.


<.< -Undresses oh_your_hot with his eyes.-
Morph, you can be intelligent and an idiot at the same time. *claps*
 

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Breaking Point said:
and people might question where morph got his title :)
You pulled it out of your ass, if I remember correctly. Sasuke, don't you wish you were an advanced slut? <.< You'll never get there little guy, not without eatting your veggies.:p
 
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Join Date: 03-08-2005. Almost a year, babeh.
Rep POINTS: 8. Yeah, I know I rule.
Are you a slut?: Does the Pope Poop in the Forest?

*sigh* Yes.

Don't act like you can resist my secksiness.
 
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Morpheaus said:
You pulled it out of your ass, if I remember correctly. Sasuke, don't you wish you were an advanced slut? <.< You'll never get there little guy, not without eatting your veggies.:p
Yes Master *goes to eat ice cream =D*
 

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.:oh_your_hott:. said:
Well hun for all you know I could be ugly as hell and 400 pounds.






No worries though, Im not :D

<.< For all you know I could be Lucifer in human form given a second chance at redemption by God....>.> But I'm not...:p

I still have my imagination, OYH. I'll just picture a nice athletic body with variable colored hair, skin, and eyes depending on my secksual desire/mood.
 

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Eh, she got a pic up in the image thread morph. I will say she dont look half bad. :p

All of our secksy ladies look gewd :p
 

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Breaking Point said:
Eh, she got a pic up in the image thread morph. I will say she dont look half bad. :p

All of our secksy ladies look gewd
:( Thanks for destroying my illusions, you son of a bitch. >.> That's of course no insult to you, OYH. I will gladly continue to undress you with my eyes.
 
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