-prays that Teh Slut Gawd will impregnate her-
XD lawlz
XD lawlz
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Breaking Point said:BP gots commandments
1) All worshippers and supplicants of the church must pay homage to the five gods upon awaking first thing in the morning. If you don't, we'll know, we're gods. :/
2) Sacrifices are totally awesome, do those now again. Virgin sacrifices are much preffered. A sacrificial ritual goes as follows. Oh great and secksy *insert god's name here* please accept this badass virgin as a token of my worship, and may all your secks own.
3) If you're gonna kill, be sure to rape the dead body, cant let a good sex puppet go to waste. =D
4) Every year, the five greatest sluts of the church will receive secks with the gods, a great gift. So strive hard and secks your butt of.
5) Blaspheming against the gods is punishable with secks, bad secks, with Teh Munkeh Gawds monkey legions. Das right, raped by screeching monkeys.
6) Secks with two partners at once is allowed, but if you wish to have three or more at once, you must pray to the gods to guide your secks, elsewise it will suck, and no one wants bad secks :/
7) Secks on the forums is punishable with banishment. Munkeh gawds orders. :/
8) Forum rules do apply, dont think nobody will be monitoring this thread, so dont let it get out of hand. If the uber god mods close down mah church the heretic shall be smote. Or smoked, depends on my mood.
More commandments are tentative =D
Breaking Point said:That's one of the commandments I'm working on. In order to sustain your mental well being, ownage at LEAST on a weekly basis is a must. :/
Breaking Point said:2) Sacrifices are totally awesome, do those now again. Virgin sacrifices are much preffered. A sacrificial ritual goes as follows. Oh great and secksy *insert god's name here* please accept this badass virgin as a token of my worship, and may all your secks own.
Morpheaus said:<.< He's probably really popular, girls like boys that eatz them. He looks like he eatz alot...
.:oh_your_hott:. said:Haha no hes not popular at all. And yes he does eat alot, but thats ok!
I believe teh missionary whore (moi) cann help with that... xDMorpheaus said:Big boys need love too.
_Riku_ said:I believe teh missionary whore (moi) cann help with that... xD
Morpheaus said:You like big boy eh?
.:oh_your_hott:. said:Big boys are like big teddy bears
.:oh_your_hott:. said:Big boys are like big teddy bears
.:oh_your_hott:. said:_riku_ Im allowed to love big boys. Although I must say im a bigger fan of the inshape ones. Morph come over there with your what? Finish your sentence foo
.:oh_your_hott:. said:Oh god...