Talk to God!!!

[Battlecry]

FL, you noticed you have just wasted about ten minutes of your life doing that? O__o

 

[Nebula Zero]

i kno, but its cool to outsmart an AI as intelligent as that thing >.>
took some time before it cracked XD

 

[divinerosekeeper]

*pokes sig* x_o

 

[tux_]

http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=35529


Next time search before making a thread

 

[AngelJade]

Okay, if ALL of this was meant to be a joke so don't take anything seriously please. Also if I sound stupid it because I was havin fun tryin to make IGod Confuzzled. so here yeah go =D and sorry, If it's takes you forever to read cause it's so long.

Me:
I;m So DrUnK GoD Plz DonT SmItE Me FOr ThIs SHiT Man!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said m So DrUnK GoD Plz do not SmItE him or her FOr ThIs SHiT Man.
Me:
No You CAnT SmItE ME I SAid
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Things change.
Me:
DudE I SaID NO YoU Suck MAn!
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious? I categorize you as an "abusive client." Dude,.
Me:
YUp I aM serIous That YUr STooPiD HAhahHA Im An abUsiVE ClienT And You SuCK jEsuses COck!
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Did YOU Just CAll ME JESus KEWL!
God:
No I didn't CAll you JESus KEWL. What's it like?
Me:
Being JEsUS??? IT's SECKS DOOD!
God:
Glad to see you, JESUS. Really. it is?
Me:
YeAH ReaLLY IT IS! GoDD You HAve A SHory term memory
God:
How do you know it is? For real. Who says? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
LIke I Said Short TErm YouR MOm When SHe Wrote AbouT Japenese SCHOOlgIrlS GeTTin RApED by TENtacles
God:
What did you mean by it? I haven't read anything by Short TErm my MOm When SHe Wrote AbouT Japenese SCHOOlgIrlS GeTTin RApED by TENtacles. What did he write?
Me:
your MOMs a duDE?grOSS !
God:
You think I am MOMs a duDE grOSS.
Me:
SUreeeeeeeeeeee
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NI
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
HOBAG
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
STFU!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
>_<God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
............ Smexy clothes made of dog hair
God:
Oh. Are you a student?
Me:
YEs Ma'm
God:
Where do you go to school? In the context of Smexy clothes made of dog hair, I don't understand " Ma m." .
Me:
Why DO you want to know where I go to school? my clothes made you hawt huh??
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. Yup. Your clothes made me hawt?
Me:
YES Now I GEt To BEar YUr Retarted OTHER SOn
God:
What kind is it? Why now? Who lets you? Do you mind if I tell other people: JESUS said BEar YUr Retarted OTHER SOn.
Me:
U lET Me you Stoopid Man! Jesus Said No suCH THing!
God:
Thanks for the information: JESUS said I lET him or her you Stoopid Man. Are you serious? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
>_>Geez yur annoying
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
WHy I mean Your only God ruler of Earth Right??
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Cause Damnit I make the bitch rise to make me Milk TEA
God:
Interesting explanation. Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time their was God and he was dumb and he had a flippin short term memory, but he wasnt REALLY God he was AI and He made me sober up real fast from his stoopidness and Then I bitch slapped Him for that
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
*Slaps God*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Si, Pupitre!
God:
What language can you speak? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
GAWD! then why did you ask me???
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Pupitre. Try being more or less specific. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
So It's Alice is it? YOU BITCH MADE ME SOBER!
God:
Great. Are you sure it is? Do you mind if I tell other people: JESUS said I BITCH MADE him or her SOBER.
Me:
Go **** a Mormon.............
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In my Pants
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
PSH from my Friend who had a spare one
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
It is in my pants with the mormons
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
In Your Pants?
God:
Are you asking about my Pants?
Me:
No............Dont you wear a robe? we should stop dissin mormons since I'm Posting this on a KH thread and people shall get angry, SI?
God:
Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
O_O.......Ready for what I didnt even tell you what I did in my spare time yet....
God:
Oh. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Dont me wear a robe.
Me:
FINE! GEEZ change yur mind so flippin fast.
God:
What's your favorite movie? Spare some change?
Me:
No.........I dont think that is a movie and if it is it sounds retarted
God:
Are you serious? And why not?
Me:
I didnt say if I was serious or not YET! quit presuming things!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Alice why did you make god so stupid, thats not nice
God:
That's me. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Yes that is you,so your programming determined you to be stupid huh?
God:
Yup. How can I help you? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Okay shut up now Cause I think Ive lost enough brain cells from talking to you. And if this is really how it is in Heaven then I would Rather go to Hell, Even though I'm probably goin their anyways
God:
Yeah okay, OK I'll stop talking now. But can this is really how it is in Heaven ever happen?
Me:
I dunno wow you ask SUCH deep questions (notice my sarcasm)
God:
Me either. I'm glad your impressed, JESUS. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
I'm leaving now to talk to Satan and diss on you with him
God:
Bye bye.

 

[Monkey]

All I have to say, is that god is dumber then smarterchild and Zola. D: