i found this thing on www.encyclopediadramatica.com aabout religion. it's so funny! Here's some from the entry along with some i made up
note: this may be offensive to those of you who can't take a joke. most of these will end up not being religions at all.
Toaism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, shit happens.
Nationalism: If shit happens, it happens to us TOGETHER, brothers, and sisters of <insert country here>!
Arabianism: If shit happens, let's blow up Israel!
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Orthodox Judaism: The reason for all this shit lies within the Torah.
Femminism: All men are shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Evil Kingdom Hearts fanatics: Darkness is the cure for all shit
Good Kingdom Hearts fanatics: Light is the cure for all shit
Riku clones: All the shit that happens on this godforsaken island will go away when i destroy the island and open my heart to darkness to save the one i love, only to find out she's fallen for my best friend, and i get locked inside a random dissapearing door teeeming with dark beings and i'm stuck with some short mouse with a key (wow was this a run-on sentence)
Sora clones: all shit happens because of the darkness. MUST DESTROY THE DARKNESS!!!!
Kairi clones: I know there's a lot of shit going on in my life, but it will all get better when my husband-to-be comes home.
American KH2 fanatics: The only shit in my life involves the delay of my future obsession.
Punk: Let's throw this shit at the government.
Goth: Shit should be worn out in black clothing and black eyeliner
Prep1: If shit happens, let's do our nails
Prep2: If shit happens, let's do our hair
Prep3: If shit happens, let's talk about boys
prep4: If shit happens, let's talk to boys
prep5: If shit happens, let's make fun of everyone in Hot Topic
prep6: Like, OMG, this shit, like, really sucks!
Simple Plan Emo: How could this shit be happening to me?
Islam: If shit happens, blame israel!
Al-quida: If shit happens, let's blow up America!
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
What other ones can you com up with?
note: this may be offensive to those of you who can't take a joke. most of these will end up not being religions at all.
Toaism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, shit happens.
Nationalism: If shit happens, it happens to us TOGETHER, brothers, and sisters of <insert country here>!
Arabianism: If shit happens, let's blow up Israel!
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Orthodox Judaism: The reason for all this shit lies within the Torah.
Femminism: All men are shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Evil Kingdom Hearts fanatics: Darkness is the cure for all shit
Good Kingdom Hearts fanatics: Light is the cure for all shit
Riku clones: All the shit that happens on this godforsaken island will go away when i destroy the island and open my heart to darkness to save the one i love, only to find out she's fallen for my best friend, and i get locked inside a random dissapearing door teeeming with dark beings and i'm stuck with some short mouse with a key (wow was this a run-on sentence)
Sora clones: all shit happens because of the darkness. MUST DESTROY THE DARKNESS!!!!
Kairi clones: I know there's a lot of shit going on in my life, but it will all get better when my husband-to-be comes home.
American KH2 fanatics: The only shit in my life involves the delay of my future obsession.
Punk: Let's throw this shit at the government.
Goth: Shit should be worn out in black clothing and black eyeliner
Prep1: If shit happens, let's do our nails
Prep2: If shit happens, let's do our hair
Prep3: If shit happens, let's talk about boys
prep4: If shit happens, let's talk to boys
prep5: If shit happens, let's make fun of everyone in Hot Topic
prep6: Like, OMG, this shit, like, really sucks!
Simple Plan Emo: How could this shit be happening to me?
Islam: If shit happens, blame israel!
Al-quida: If shit happens, let's blow up America!
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
What other ones can you com up with?
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