About half an hour ago, I was a hungry hungry fellow, so I grabbed a carrot, as it is a nutritiously
delicious snack. Also, it's supposed to help your vision in low-light, and who doesn't want night vision?
Now, I didn't want the skin on it, so naturally, I peeled it.
But.
But.
Dammit, the carrot didn't want to peel properly. It just, I don't even, it didn't, it wouldn't, adshgfygxfghgxfdg.
Frigging carrot just wouldn't cooperate. Carrots aren't even supposed to be
uncooperative vegetables, that title is reserved for eggplants.
I mean, I've seen carrots be peeled properly before, but it just didn't work with me.
So after I'd finished butchering the carrot with my horribly weak Carrot Peel-Fu, it didn't look appetizing
at all, but I ate it anyway. I had made my bed, now I had to sleep in it. A bed made out of carrot and
malice.
Tasted the same though.
I propose that there be an innovative new carrot peeler. I personally cannot invent one, as I am too lazy
and obviously don't know enough about peeling carrots to design a carrot peeler.
You know what? Let's have a little ideas-sharing session. Open up MS Paint, design a carrot peeler and
post the fruits of your labour.
GET IT? FRUITS? WHEN CARROT IS A VEGETABLE? OH HOW DELIGHTFULLY CONTROVERSIAL!
Now, I'll start off. Here's my idea.
If a bulldozer and brute force can't properly peel a carrot then there's something wrong with the world.
And yes, such a thing has been invented before, But I'm sure you guys can come up with something
much more extravagant.
tl;dr I'm shit at peeling carrots, design a super cool carrot peeler.
delicious snack. Also, it's supposed to help your vision in low-light, and who doesn't want night vision?
Now, I didn't want the skin on it, so naturally, I peeled it.
But.
But.
Dammit, the carrot didn't want to peel properly. It just, I don't even, it didn't, it wouldn't, adshgfygxfghgxfdg.
Frigging carrot just wouldn't cooperate. Carrots aren't even supposed to be
uncooperative vegetables, that title is reserved for eggplants.
I mean, I've seen carrots be peeled properly before, but it just didn't work with me.
So after I'd finished butchering the carrot with my horribly weak Carrot Peel-Fu, it didn't look appetizing
at all, but I ate it anyway. I had made my bed, now I had to sleep in it. A bed made out of carrot and
malice.
Tasted the same though.
I propose that there be an innovative new carrot peeler. I personally cannot invent one, as I am too lazy
and obviously don't know enough about peeling carrots to design a carrot peeler.
You know what? Let's have a little ideas-sharing session. Open up MS Paint, design a carrot peeler and
post the fruits of your labour.
GET IT? FRUITS? WHEN CARROT IS A VEGETABLE? OH HOW DELIGHTFULLY CONTROVERSIAL!
Now, I'll start off. Here's my idea.

If a bulldozer and brute force can't properly peel a carrot then there's something wrong with the world.
And yes, such a thing has been invented before, But I'm sure you guys can come up with something
much more extravagant.
tl;dr I'm shit at peeling carrots, design a super cool carrot peeler.