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Fanfiction ► One Piece Infinite Adventures



Jul 28, 2004
in my mind
Epilogue: Aladdin’s Final Wish! The End of an Arabian Night!

Genie snaps his fingers and the magic starts happening. Zoro, Brook and Sanji were freed from the floor. Abu turns back to normal, Franky and Chopper are freed from their cage, the magic carpet re-ravels and hugs Abu and Usopp is melted out from the ice. Jasmine, the Sultan, and Rajah are standing together. Rajah jumps up into the arms of the Sultan, then they are all transformed. Jasmine and the Sultan are refitted back into their outfits, and Rajah became a grown tiger again. And the Sultan is crushed because of the weight of the new Rajah. The palace reappears where it used to be in the city. Then we see everyone on the balcony, wondering what to do with the new lamp that held Jafar, Crocodile and Iago.

Jafar: *inside the lamp* Get your blasted beak out of my face! *to Crocodile* And you, get your claw out of my ribs.

Crocodile/Iago: Oh, shut up, you moron!

Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up!

Franky: Well that’s one way to best a vizier.

Robin: Indeed. Jafar got what he wanted but didn’t seem to read the fine print on that wish.

Usopp: I just realized, what’s to stop Crocodile from turning into sand and getting himself out?

Robin: I have an idea. Genie?

Genie: Way ahead of you.

Genie conjures a bottle of ice-cold water and hands it to Robin. She removed the cap and then pours the cold water into the nozzle of the lamp.

Jafar: What’s that sound?

Iago: Whoa! WHOA! It’s cold! It’s cold!

Crocodile: Whose pouring water into the lamp?!?!

Robin then covers the lid and nozzle and shook the lamp, causing Jafar, Crocodile and Iago to yell as the cold water sloshed inside.

Crocodile: *inside the lamp* I’m soaking wet!!! *to Jafar* This is all your fault!

Jafar: My fault?!

Iago: Yeah it is!

Zoro: So what should we do with them?

Franky: They still seem a bit heated, even after that cold ‘shower’

Genie: Allow me.

He takes the lamp and went to the balcony, and he grew larger, wearing a baseball cap.

Genie: Ten-thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill them out!

Genie winds up as if to throw the lamp but opens his palm flat and flicks it out into the desert with his finger.

Iago: --but a moron!

Crocodile: And an idiot!

Jafar: SHUT UP!!!!

The trio continued to argue as they and the lamp faded from sight.

Usopp: Adios, Jafar! Bye-bye, Crocodile!

Nami: And good riddance to ya both!

Jasmine walks over to Aladdin. They hold hands, but both look sad. Suddenly, Jasmine felt something tug at her, she looks down to see Chopper.

Chopper: Umm…miss Jasmine, we’re really sorry for lying to you, about Aladdin being a prince and all. He’s really sorry too.

Jasmine: It’s okay, I know why he did.

Aladdin: Well, I guess…this… is goodbye?

Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing. Then he sheds a tear.

Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair--I love you.

Wiping away a tear, Genie smiles at Aladdin.

Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again.

Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?

Luffy: Yeah, isn’t that what you wanted?

Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is LOVE.

Then he leans down next to Jasmine.

Genie: Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.

Aladdin sighs deeply, then approaches Jasmine. He placed his hand on her cheek.

Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you, but I've got to stop pretending to be something I'm not.

Jasmine: I understand.

They take one final look into each other's eyes, then Aladdin turns to Genie.

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I--what?

Aladdin: *He holds the lamp up to Genie* Genie, you're free!

The lamp then levitates from Aladdin’s hands, and a magical swirling tornado spins around the Genie’s base. Everyone watches in awe as the transformation ensues. Then the tornado exploded, and the shackles disappears from Genie’s wrists. Then the lamp falls uselessly to the ground. Genie picks it up and looks at it. He can’t believe what has happened. He’s speechless!

Genie: Heh, heh! I'm free. I'm free.

He quickly hands the lamp to Aladdin.

Genie: Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say “I want the Nile”. Wish for the Nile. Try that!

Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.

Genie: No way!!

Then he laughs hysterically and starts bouncing around the balcony like a pinball.

Genie: Oh does that feel good! I'm free! I'm free at last!

He starts shaking hands with all of them, including our heroes.

Franky: Congrats, Genie!

Chopper: So, what are you gonna do with your new-found freedom?

Then a suitcase appears, and Genie starts putting random things into it.

Genie: I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world! I--

But looks down and sees Aladdin looking very sad but smiling. Then the Genie starts to sadden as well. He knows what this mean.

Aladdin: Genie, I'm--I'm gonna miss you.

Genie: Me too, Al.

Robin: We all will.

Chopper: Will we ever see you again?

Genie: Maybe. I got about ten-thousand years’ worth of sight-seeing to do and a lot of time to it.

Usopp: Wait a sec! Some of us didn’t get a chance to make a wish!

Zoro: Well not like we had anything to wish for anyway.

Usopp: Yeah, but it was the principle of the thing.

Genie: Hmm. *thinks* wait a sec!

Genie reaches back and pulls out a large book titled; The Really, Really, Big Book of Genie Rules. He opens the book and starts thumbing through the pages until he found a page he was looking for.

Genie: Ah ha! Here it is!

Nami: What is?

Genie: Quote “In the incredibly rare event that a Genie which has multiple masters is set free and any wishes have been left ungranted. The Genie in question, that’s me, has the choice to bestow a small token to each master for every wish they had left. Unquote.

Genie snaps his fingers and several small coins to each of the Straw Hats; one for Luffy, two for Sanji and three for the rest.

Luffy: Coins?

Brook: With our faces on them?

Genie: Wish Coins! Each for every wish you still had left. Note; all wish coins can only be use by their respective wishers, are bound to the same rules of the Genie of the Lamp and ixnay on exchanging of coins for trade. All rules apply, results may very.

Robin: Seems fair. *takes each of the coins* I’ll take them for safe keeping. You never know when they come in handy.

Luffy: We’re still gonna miss you, Genie.

Genie: Same here, kid. *to Aladdin* No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.

And then they hug. And the Sultan steps forward.

Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.

Jasmine: Father?

Sultan: Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.

Hearing this, Jasmine smiles widely and runs into Aladdin's arms.

Jasmine: Him! I choose...I choose you, Aladdin.

Aladdin: Ha, ha. Call me Al.

They are about to kiss when giant blue hands pull everybody together. Genie is decked out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy hat.

Genie: Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey?

Sanji: Which one?

Then he kisses Abu and spat out a hairball.

Genie: Ooh, hairball! Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I'm outta here! Bye, bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Rugman, Straw Hat: ciao! I'm history! No, I'm mythology! No, I don't care what I am--I'm free!

Genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him and disappears. We soon cut to fireworks exploding over a nightscape. Then we see Aladdin and Jasmine flying on Carpet, both dressed in royal attire. Both of them stared lovingly at each other.

Aladdin: A whole new world

Jasmine: A whole new life

Both: *with chorus* For you and me!

Then they embraced each other, and then they slowly kissed passionately. Then they fly off with Carpet into the moonlight, and after they have disappeared, the moon turns and reveals the Genie's laughing face. Suddenly the film is grabbed "off the projector", the Genie lifts it up and looks at the audience.

Genie: Made ya look!

Genie drops the film back to normal, with the normal moon.

And so it was that Aladdin and Jasmine were wed, and they ruled the kingdom with kindness and compassion. Of course how they got married is a story for another time. As for the Straw Hats, they left Agrabah as mysteriously as they came. To what new adventure that awaits them is unknown, but it can be said that their adventures in Agrabah were not over…but that too…is another story..


Jul 28, 2004
in my mind
Straw Hats Adventures of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs


Snow White and the Nine Straw Hats


Once upon a time, there lived a lovely young princess named Snow White. Kind, gentle and caring to all creatures, Snow White was loved by all…all except for her wicked stepmother, Queen Grimhilde. Vain and selfish, Grimhilde lived in fear that one day Snow White’s beauty would surpass her own. So, to prevent this, the queen dressed the young princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid.

One day, a group of travelers known as the Straw Hats appeared at the castle of the queen. Fearing that had come to pay tribute to Snow White, she had them arrested and brought before her to past judgement. Before a punishment was passed, the travelers bartered with the queen to spare their lives. In a rare act of mercy, the queen spared them, under the condition that they must work as servants in her castle, until such a time she release them. Since then the Straw Hats had befriended Snow White and have been the best of friends ever since.

Each day, Grimhilde consulted her magic mirror; an ancient and mystical artifact that sees and knows all, and speaks these words;

“Magic Mirror on the Wall,

Who is the fairest one of all?”

And as long as the Mirror answered, “You are the fairest one of all”, Snow White was safe from the Queen’s cruel jealousy…until one day.

Chapter I: Wishing for One Song of Love. The Fairest in the land, Snow White!

We now find ourselves gazing at a majestic castle, high atop a hill, overlooking a large tranquil lake. But not all is pleasant in the land, for within the castle’s walls was the ruler of the kingdom; the Wicked Queen, Grimhilde. Dressed in regal attire, which only emphasizes her vain nature, enters a chamber which contains one of her most prized possessions; the Magic Mirror. As part of her daily routine, she walks up to the mirror and concurs the all-knowing spirit, who dwells within the mirror itself.

Grimhilde: Slave in the magic mirror. Come from the farthest space…through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face.

As she summons the spirit, lightning and fire appear on the mirror’s surface. As the flames disappear, an image of a pale Greek theater mask is seen in the mirror. This is the Spirit of the Magic Mirror.

Mirror: What wouldst thou know, my queen?

Grimhilde: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Mirror: Fame is thy beauty, majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.

Grimhilde: Alas for her. Reveal her name!

Mirror: Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.

The mirror’s description causes Grimhilde to gasp in shock. It was bad enough that someone was fairer than her, but it just happened to be the one she feared the most. The one she knew would one day surpass her…

Grimhilde: Snow White!

Meanwhile, we find Snow White humming to herself while scrubbing some stone steps in the castle garden, as some doves watched her. She then goes over to a nearby well to refill her bucket. As she does this, we pan over to see the Straw Hats, all drabbed in ragged clothing, doing other various chores. Among them, Luffy was busying beating a rug, haphazardly and poorly at that, grumbling to himself about his new ‘employment’.

Luffy: *smacks rug* Lousy, stupid, chores! Lousy, stupid, rug! Lousy, stupid, Queen!

Luffy starts smacking the rug so hard, a dust cloud started to form around him. Just a few feet from him, Usopp was hanging some laundry on a wire. Just as he put the last piece of clothing on the wire, Luffy’s dust cloud spreads over to the clothesline, dirtying the entire line.

Usopp: Luffy! Watch the dust! I just washed these clothes.

However, Luffy was so focused on the rug that he wasn’t even listening. Usopp walks over Luffy, carrying a mop in his hand.

Usopp: Luffy! Luffy! LUFFY!

Usopp takes the mop and swats Luffy in the head.

Luffy: Ow! Usopp, why’d you hit me?!

Usopp: *points to the dirty clothes* That’s why!

Luffy: Ohh…you dd a lousy job, Usopp.


Zoro: Oi! What’s with all the racket?

Zoro and Nami walked up, a tad annoyed from all the yelling.

Usopp: Luffy’s banging dirtied my clothes.

Nami: But your clothes are always dirty.

Usopp: Not mine! The ones on the line! *points to the clothesline*

Nami: Ooh.

Luffy: Is it my fault this rug is dirty?

Zoro: It kinda is.

Luffy: Who cares! It’s that stupid queen’s fault! Thanks to her we gotta do all these dumb chores.

Nami: Well who’s fault was it to use that book again and got us caught in the first five minutes?

Luffy: How was I to know we’d plop right into the queen’s throne room?

Zoro: And you should thank Nami, ‘cause if she didn’t use her wish coin to change the Queen’s mind, we’d all be rotting in the dungeon by now.

Nami: Not what I want for my first wish, but you’re paying me back from your allowance. Providing we ever get out of here.

Luffy: Are we even getting paid to do all this?

Zoro: I don’t think we’re paid at all.

Usopp: It’s not about the pay, you guys need a better work ethic. *flings the mop over his shoulder*

Zoro: Ohmph!

Usopp turns around and sees that the mop struck Zoro over the head, which gave him a mop head hairstyle.

Usopp: *nervously* Hehe…nice hairdo.

Zoro: Why you…!

Usopp: EEeek!

Usopp darts toward the well with Zoro hot on his heels.

Zoro: Get back here, Longnose!

Snow White! Save me!

Usopp hides behind Snow White as Zoro tries to throttle him. The commotion caused the others to the well.

Zoro: Hold still so I can throttle you!

Snow White: Boys! Please!

Zoro: He started it!

Usopp: It was an accident.

Snow White: Usopp, apologize to Zoro. And Zoro, you apologize for trying to hurt Usopp.

Zoro/Usopp: *hesitantly* Sorry.

Snow White: Good, now hug each other and make up.

Zoro: Do we have to?

Snow White gives them a stern look, and the two reluctantly hug each other.

Snow White: Now that’s better.

Sanji: Aww, so cute.

Zoro: Don’t push it, swirly-brow!

Snow White: Want to know a secret?

The Straw Hats looked at each other and nod quickly. They didn’t realize she also spoke to the doves, who also nodded.

Snow White: Promise not to tell?

They gave one nod and suddenly, she started to sing.

Snow White: We are standing by a wishing well.

The crew looked inside the well, along with the doves.

Snow White: Make a wish into the well
that’s all you have to do.
And if you hear it echoing,
your wish will soon come true.
I’m wishing.

Suddenly, her voiced echoed in the well.

Snow White: (I’m wishing.)

It made the doves a little scared, then they came closer.

Snow White: For the one I love to find me
(to find me)

I’m hoping
(I’m hoping)
And I’m dreaming of the nice things
(the nice things)
he’ll say.
(he’ll say.)

Our pirate crew couldn’t help but enjoy the song. But unbeknownst to anyone, Snow White’s singing had drawn the attention of traveling stranger. He wore blue clothing with white sleeves and grey pants. He also wore boots, a red cape and blue hate with a white feather. He climbs over the wall to find out the source of the singing, only to see Snow White of the Straw Hats at the well.

Snow White: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh) (3x)

Then she sang together with her echo, before going further.

Snow White: I'm wishing
(I'm wishing)
for the one I love to find me
(to find me)

Young Man: TODAY!

Startled, Snow White and the Straw Hats finally acknowledged the stranger.

Snow White: Oh!

Young Man: Hello. Did I frighten you?

Frighten, Snow White runs back to castle, the pirates in pursuit.

Usopp: Snow White?

Chopper: Where are you going?

Young Man: Wait. Wait, please. Don’t run away.

Snow White ran inside and closed the door, only for it to close on Usopp’s face, bending his nose 90 degrees upward and falls to the ground. Robin and Nami opened the door to follow her. Snow White ran up some stairs that led to a balcony with drapes.

Nami: Snow White, hold up!

Robin: He just wanted to say ‘hello’.

Snow White: I… I…

Snow White couldn’t find the right words, Robin places her hand on her back.

Nami: Just relax. Why don’t you go outside and talk to him?

Snow White: I don’t know if I can. What am I going to do? What should I say?

Before they could answer, suddenly they heard singing.

Young Man: Now that I've found you
Hear what I have to say

Snow White looked outside and saw that the man who startled her was singing. She couldn't help but smile a little. -- couldn't help but watch and stare at the man who's singing his heart to Snow White on the balcony.

Young Man: One song
I have but one song
One song
Only for you

Snow White watched for a few seconds and went back inside with her arms around her and a smile on her face. Nami and Robin were quick to notice.

Nami: *sing-songy* Somebody likes you.

Robin: Well don’t just stand here, go out there and see the boy!

Snow White thought for a little and then nodded. She looked at her clothes to see if she wasn't dirty or anything. She also made sure her hair was fine. Snow White smiled slowly went outside on the balcony. She placed her hands on the balcony while she looked at the young boy. Nami and Robin joined her on the balcony as did three doves.

Young Man: One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true

The boys back on the ground kept on listening and smiled. Suddenly, Robin notices from the corner of her eye, something from one the castle windows. It was Queen Grimhilde, who was holding the curtains while watching the scenery of Snow White and the young man…and she didn’t look very happy. She stared at them with a look so fierce that it would kill if it could. In a mix of anger and disgust, she closed the curtains. Robin gulped in worry and focused her attention back to the young man.

Young Man: One love that has possessed me
One love thrilling me through
One song my heart keeps singing
Of one love only for you.

While the man was about to sing his final sentence, a dove flew on Snow White's hand and she gave it a kiss on the beak. Nami had the idea of what she was planning to do. Snow White sent the dove towards the man which landed on his finger. The dove blushed a little and gave a kiss on the lips of the man. Never felt the man so happy as he looked at the girl he's fallen in love with. Robin and Nami followed Snow White who closed the curtains with a smile on her face. Usopp walks up to the young man puts his arm on his shoulder.

Usopp: Well get a load of lover boy here. You really won the girl’s heart in that number.

Young Man: Uhh…thank you. It was nothing really.

Franky: Nothing really?! That was SUPER love song you gave out.

Brook: Indeed. Such a song makes my heart flutter, that is if I still had a heart! Yohohohoho!

Young Man: You’re compliments are appreciated…um.

Luffy: Just call us the Straw Hats.

Sanji: And what do they call you?

Florian: My name is Prince Florian. Pleased to meet you all.

Brook: A pleasure.

Franky: Yo!

Florian: Can I ask you the name of the beautiful girl with the lovely singing voice?

Robin: *coming out of the door* Her name is Snow White, and we’ve known her for a couple of weeks.

Florian: Snow White. What a lovely name.

Sanji: Indeed it is.

Chopper: Somebody’ has a crush on her.

The prince blushed, as he rubbed his neck.

Usopp:: You’re not the only one. Snow White likes you too; the kiss with the dove thingy is proof.

Zoro: We all saw that.

Florian: It’s an honor to meet you and your friends. I’d like to spend more time with her, but I need to return to my kingdom.

Luffy: No worries, been nice seeing you, sir.

Florian: Please, call me Florian. Any friend of Snow White is a friend of mine.

With that said, the Prince climbed over the wall and jumped to the other side as the others looked on.

Franky: For a prince, he’s a nice guy.

Usopp: You said it. Right, Robin?

When he turned to Robin, he saw an uncomfortable look on her face.

Usopp: Something wrong?

Robin: Ohh, it’s nothing. I was just thinking of something.

Usopp: Okay.

Of course it wasn’t okay. Robin looked back to the window where Queen Grimhilde stood. A sense of worry filled her, she didn’t know it yet, but their troubles were just beginning…


Jul 28, 2004
in my mind
Chapter 2: A Sinister Deal! The Price of a Heart

We find ourselves back in the council chamber of Morganna’s Castle. News of Jafar’s defeat had reach the ears of the court, and none were happy with it. Well…almost everyone.

Scar: Well who didn’t see that coming?

Pitch: That smarmy vizier could’ve had them! If he hadn’t been so careless.

Orochimaru: Like it was so obvious, Jafar let his greed go to his head and now he’s paid the price.

Medusa: While you enjoy taking his place on the council and sitting upon his throne.

Orochimaru: A mild compensation on my part. Is it my fault that he got stuck in his own lamp?

Morganna: Enough!

Morganna slams her fist onto her throne, bring the others to attention.

Morganna: What was happened to Jafar was…unfortunate, but the fact remains that two council members have been struck down. Both of which by a common force…

Scar: The Straw Hats.

Morganna: Precisely, they are becoming more of a hassle than anticipated. They must be dealt with at once!

Aizen: But how? We don’t even know where they are. And even if we did, how can-

Suddenly, a loud beep is heard and Alpis pulls up a holo-screen.

Alpis: Your Radiance, we are receiving a transmission from one of our allies.

Morganna: Which one?

Alpis: It doesn’t say.

Morganna: Well, don’t just stand there, bring it up.

Alpis taps his foot and a large projector emerges from the center of the room. The projector emits a beam of light and an image of Queen Grimhilde appears before the council.

Morganna: Grimhilde? What a pleasant surprise.

Grimhilde: Not so pleasant, your radiance. I have a favor to ask.

Morganna: A favor?

Grimhilde: Yes. I want you to kill my stepdaughter; Snow White. It has come to my attention that she has become far fairer than me. I will not stand for this! I command that you dispose for her at once!

An awkward pause filled the room. The council members gauged Morganna’s reaction to such a favor, of course her mask covered what expression she was making. The blue scars on her body being to turn red as a sign of her rising anger. Morganna rises from her throne as the others prepare for the worst.

Morganna: Am I to understand…that you…are ordering us…to take care of your problems?

Grimhilde: Yes. I expect the matter to be dealt with as—


Morganna yells in a voice so loud that it shook the entire council chamber. The others could feel their teeth rattle from vibrations.

Morganna: You were brought in to serve me! During your time, I gave you simple instructions, of which you have not carried out! You have not made your reports of any kind. And now, after a very lengthy absence, you have the audacity to give me a command! You better have a good enough reason for me to not to reduce you into pile of dust.

Grimhilde: Your Radiance, you insult me! Haven’t I shown loyalty to you? Have I not proven myself worthy with my craft in the dark arts.

Morganna: And yet you have made no progress in locating any artifacts or items that would be of use to me. I will not waste my time and resources just because you’re jealous of some princess.

Grimhilde: Well…it would seem that this was a waste of time. No matter, I will dispose of Snow White myself...with or without your help.

Morganna: Alpis, cut the transmission!

Grimhilde: *to herself* She thinks she can be fairer than me?! Her and those Straw Hat peasants!

Morganna: Alpis, stop! *Alpis pauses* Did you just say ‘Straw Hats’?!

Grimhilde: Straw Hat…oh those people. They had the gall to appear in my castle unannounced, so I made them servants for a time.

Morganna: You’re telling us you have the Straw Hats under your thumb, and you didn’t even bother to tell us?!

Grimhilde: They were unimportant to me. As if I cared about some lowly pirates.

Morganna’s body began to turn full red with rage and was about to blow her top. The council members, save for Ganondorf all duck behind their chairs to avoid the eventual blast.

Alpis: Ugh… we’ll call you back.

Alpis pushes a button cutting the transmission, just as Morganna erupts in a pillar of fire, blast all the way to the roof. The flames subside but Morganna was but in a foul mood.

Morganna: How dare she do this to me! The idiocy! The audacity! The ever-living gall!

Rattigan: Well what did you expect, your grace? Grimhilde was never known to be a team player.

Ganondorf: True, her vanity has always been her strongest feature. Second only to her practice in magic.

Aizen: Her vanity eh…hold on. I got an idea.

Aizen opens a console and presses a button, bringing back Grimhilde’s holoprojection.

Grimhilde: How dare you keep me waiting!

Aizen: We greatly apologize, your grace. We understand the importance of your request, but I believe there is alternative method, one that would benefit both parties.

Grimhilde: Alterative? How?

Aizen: You’re desire to become the fairest of all, right? Well, it just so happens that I have been working on an elixir that could, in theory mind you, bestow eternal youth.

Grimhilde: Eternal youth?!

Aizen: Indeed. One drop from the elixir will not only make you younger than ever but keeps you that way for a hundred years. Why with the elixir, you have nothing to fear from time itself. Forever immortal, forever young!

Medusa: *under her breath* Way to oversell it, Aizen.

Grimhilde: Well what are you waiting for?! Give me this elixir that once!

Aizen: I would if I could, your majesty, but I’m afraid is not possible. See, the elixir’s formula is still incomplete, as it requires several extremely rare and unique ingredients. Fortunately, I am proud to say that we have gathered enough to begin developing the elixir. All we need now is one very crucial ingredient, one I think you can help with acquiring.

Grimhilde: And which ingredient is that?

Aizen: *calmly* The heart of a young maiden.

The other members all stare at Aizen with shock, while Grimhilde raises an eyebrow with intrigue.

Grimhilde: Are you suggesting?

Aizen: It’s a very simple trade; you give us Snow White’s heart, and in exchange, you’ll be the first to possess the elixir. Of course, there is one small thing you must do as well.

Grimhilde: And that is?

Aizen: You must get rid of the Straw Hats as well. And we will need proof of their demise as well.

Grimhilde: Is that all?

Aizen: Yes.

Grimhilde: …very well. You shall have her heart…and those peasants.

Aizen: Agreed.

Grimhilde: I will deal with this at once. *to Morganna* Farewell.

Grimhilde’s projection disappears and the projector returns into the floor. Medusa Gorgan gives Aizen a “seriously” look.

Medusa: Boy, when you lie through your teeth, you really do lie through your teeth.

Aizen: Lie about what?

Medusa: We all know that the formula for the Eternal Youth Elixir has been reworked recently. Even if she does give us the heart, there’s no guarantee that it will help make the stupid thing work. And even if it did, it’ll take months before it can be finalized for production.

Aizen: You know that, I know that, but Grimhilde doesn’t know that. This way she goes the dirty work for us.

Rattigan: But suppose she demands the elixir after she gives us the heart?

Aizen: We’ll tell her that the process will take some time. Either way, she gets rid of the Straw Hats and we can go on without a care.

Pitch: But how do we know if they’re gone. Remember they are formidable.

Orochimaru: Hm…true. I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to send someone to check on the situation.

Morganna: Exactly, call forth…the knights…

Sometime later…Queen Grimhilde was back in her throne room, this time she has called forth her huntsman for a very ominous task.

Queen: Take her far into the forest. Find some secluded glade where she and her friends can pick wildflowers.

Huntsman: Yes, your Majesty.

Queen: And there, my faithful huntsman, you will kill her!

Huntsman: But, your Majesty, the little princess!

Queen: Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.

Huntsman: Yes, your Majesty.

Queen: But to make doubly sure… You do not fail, bring back her heart… In this.

She presents him with a red box, adorned with a heart-shaped latch with a dagger going through the heart. He must return with the dead girl's heart in it, as proof that he has carried out the task, whether he wants to or not.


Jul 28, 2004
in my mind
Chapter 3: Princess on the Run! Into the Woods!

Far away from the castle, at the edge of the forest, Snow White and the Straw Hats were enjoying themselves. The sun shined across the sky, despite a few clouds. The Straws Hats were busy playing in a nearby field while Snow White and Chopper picked wildflowers from a glade near a river. Snow White sang a happy tune, while Chopper couldn’t help but sing along. After Snowy met her prince, she couldn’t help but smile every time she thinks of him. The huntsman, who was known as Humbert, stood by his horse overlooking the princess and her new friends.

Despite our heroes were loving the needed downtime, Robin was still having a sense of concern. Usopp was the first to notice…

Usopp: Hey Robin, you feeling okay?

Robin: It’s nothing, Usopp. I just an odd feeling.

Usopp: Of what?

Robin: That hunter…I don’t know why, but there’s something about him that brushes me the wrong way.

Usopp: Relax, it’s the first time we’ve had a break in weeks. We shouldn’t be worrying about that now.

Robin: I know. But I just can’t shake this feeling.

Usopp: Well even if he did try anything, we outnumber him nine to one. What’s the worst that could happen?

Robin: That’s what I’m afraid of.

Eventually, we turn our attention to Snow White and Chopper, who were still picking wildflowers while talking about certain things. Snow White wore a court dress consisting of a dark blue bodice with a high white collar; her short puffy sleeves were a lighter blue color than her bodices and the red cloth poking through exemplified the “slashing” design, which was very fashionable in Tudor times. It involved cutting the cloth on the outside of the outfit and pulling through another layer of cloth underneath. The long, shapeless yellow skirt has a white petticoat and flows down to her ankles with tan pumps decorated with yellow bows. She also wore a brown cape with a red interior. Snow White’s short black hair is styled in a bob and parted in the middle. She also wore a red headband with a bow to complete the look.

Snow White sang ‘One Song’ as she picked wildflowers, Chopper wanders off to another patch and starts examining some flowers. She stopped singing when a little bluebird was chirping. She laid the flowers on the grass and walked straight to the little bird, which looked like it was crying.

Snow White: Hello there.

The baby bird saw her approach and chirped in response.

Snow White: What’s the matter? *scoops the bird in her hands* Where’s your mama and papa? Why, I believe you’re lost.

The bird chirped a little more.

Snow White: Oh, please don’t cry.

Back to Chopper, he notices some plants he remembers seeing. He reached into his backpack and pulls out a small book and skimmed until he found what he was looking for. Delighted in what he saw, he starts picking them. Humbert was watching from a few meters. He looked around to ensure no one was around, so that no one would interfere with what he had to do.

Snow White: Come on. Perk up. Won’t you smile for me?

The bird chirped with a small smile. Snow White laughed a little.

Snow White: That’s better.

At that moment, Humbert took his knife from his sheath drawing closer to Snow White.

Meanwhile, Luffy was relaxing from the heat of the sun under a tree, his favorite hat covering his face. He had placed his hands behind his head while resting on the trunk of the tree. Suddenly, he felt a sense of dread come over him. His Observation Haki went off, warning him about something, but what? He uses Observation Haki to gaze into the future and he sees Humbert drawing his knife and preparing to strike…at Snow White!

He leaps from his spot and races back to the others with a panicked look on his face.

Luffy: Guys!!!!

Usopp: Luffy!?

Sanji: What’s wrong?

Luffy: It’s Snow White, she’s…

Suddenly we hear Chopper scream from a distance and shortly afterwards Snow White’s scream rang out.

The Straw Hats: SNOW WHITE!!!

Three minutes earlier…

Snow White was still with the baby bird hoping to find the little one’s missing parents.

Snow White: Your mama and papa can’t be far.

The bird chirped in response, when Snow White points toward a tree.

Snow White: There they are!

Just when they found the parents, the Huntsman drew closer with frightening eyes.

Snow White: Can you fly?

She didn’t wait long, as the bird flew to the tree.

Snow White: Goodbye! Goodbye!

As she waves goodbye to the little bird, the hunstman’s shadow looms over Snow White, just as Chopper arrives at the scene with a bunch of plants in his arms.

Chopper: Hey Snow White, I found some herbs we can use to make—

Chopper stops mid-sentence, dropping his plants in shock as he sees the Huntsman make his move. He screams, and Snow White turns to see the Huntsman, dagger in hand about to attack. The huntsman was about to strike, as Snow White covered her face with her arms, screaming for her life. The other Straw Hats arrived just in time. As they were about intervene, the Huntsman held his knife high in the air ready to strike. But suddenly, his hand shivered as if he tried to stop himself. Luffy was about to slug the Huntsman, when he drops the knife to the ground and he barely collapsed.

Humbert: I can’t… I can’t do it!

The Huntsman had his hands on his face, hiding the shame and regret. He knelt and grabbed Snow White’s skirt to cover his tearful eyes.

Humbert: Forgive me. I beg of Your Highness, forgive me.

Suddenly the Huntsman felt something grab him from behind and pull him to his feet. He then finds himself facing an angry Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, all ready to rip him apart.

Sanji: Forgive you?! You were going to murder Snow White, and you beg for forgiveness?!

Luffy: What did she ever do to you?!

Zoro: Give us one good reason not to gut you here and now!

Humbert: Miladies, good sirs, you don’t understand! I had to!

Chopper: But why?

Humbert: There was no other way. I was forced to do this.

Snow White: I don't understand.

Humbert: She's mad, jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!

Snow White: But, but who?

Humbert: The Queen.

The Straw Hats: THE QUEEN!?

Humbert: Yes, the Queen is extremely jealous of your beauty, Your Highness. She ordered me to have you killed…and of your friends as well.

The Straw Hats gasped when Humbert pointed to them, as he placed his hands in front of his face.

The Straw Hats: US?!?!

Usopp: Okay! Snow white I get, but why does she want us dead!?

Humbert: I asked that myself, but she told that it was none of my concern, only that it had to be carried out…and to bring back proof of my deeds.

Franky: What kind of proof?

Humbert: Whatever remained of you…and…

Nami: And what?

Humbert hesitated to answer, even as the great pain on his face said it all.

Humbert: Her… Her heart.

The Straw Hats: HER WHAT?!!?!?!

Sanji grabs Humbert by his collar and starts throttling him.

Sanji: You’re telling us that crazy hag wanted you to kill Snow White just so she can have her heart?!

Huntsman: Believe me, I was against it as well, but the Queen…she demanded that I carried it out. She would’ve punished me if I disobeyed her, much less fail her.

Luffy: Well…I guess it can be helped if you were forced into it.

Brook: But what are we gonna do?

Robin: The answer is quite simple; the Queen wants her dead right? So what if made it so the Queen ‘thinks’ she’s dead.

Nami: And just how are we going to do that? I doubt the Queen would be stupid to believe it.

Robin: A heart is a heart, right? It could be any heart, like a wild boar’s or pig or something. She wouldn’t tell the difference. Right, Chopper?

Chopper: True. Technically a pig does have the same type of organs as humans, give or take some differences. But the heart most definitely, just give her that and she’ll be none the wiser.

The huntsman considered the plan for a moment.

Humbert: That… Could work! That would fool her completely!

Usopp: Yeah, but there’s still about us? How can we convince her we kicked the bucket?

Humbert: The Queen seemed less interested about your fate. I’ll tell her that you were mauled by wolves while escaping my pursuit.

Robin: That sounds plausible for a ‘death’, I’d believe it.

Humbert: I never wanted to do this. Can you forgive me, Your Highness?

Though still in shock by the turn of events, Snow White could tell the Huntsman’s words rang true.

Snow White: I forgive you.

Humbert: Now, quick. Run! Run away, hide! In the woods! Anywhere! Never come back! Make sure she doesn’t find you! Now, go! Go! Go!

Snow White and the pirates ran as fast as they could as the Huntsman’s cries faded in the distance. The deeper they went into the woods, the darker and scarier it became for the company. They forced their way through vines, while Zoro cut some away with his sword. They stopped before a tree with glowing yellow eyes, which revealed to be an owl. It screeched loudly causing the group to run a direction as the bird flew away. They ran into a cave where bats flew out causing to jolt. Snow White, who was running front, suddenly got caught by branches. She gasped in horror when the branches she saw looked like horrifying hands trying to grab her.

Nami got caught in a bush that resembled hands or claws; fortunately, she managed to get herself free. At some point, they stopped at a tree, which suddenly seem to have a creepy face. Snow White and the others screamed at this, mostly Usopp. Taken back, the group falls down into a deep hole near a tree, which looked like a crocodile opening its eye and watching the company’s fall. They all hung tight to a few vines preventing them from falling further.

Snow White held the vine tightly, but suddenly the vine snapped with a small crack. Snow White fell toward the water below, the rest falling into the water simultaneously. The waves of the water rocked the floating logs and suddenly they appeared to be giant crocodiles trying to eat them. Snow White, Usopp and Chopper noticed the crocodile logs and screamed for their lives.

Usopp: Let’s get out of here!

The company emerged from the water, only to run smack toward another tree.

Luffy: That’s it! I’ve had it with all these log crocodiles and evil trees!

Luffy charged toward the tree, but it had a mind of its own. It raised its ‘claws’ above its head and a large gust of wind blew from its mouth.. The blast forced Luffy toward the others and Snow White and they all fell to the ground like bowling pins. Luffy quickly jumped up and ran in midair.


They ran further through the forest, past a swarm of evil trees as leaves brushed behind them. A few bats flew around their heads, as the screamed against the surrounding trees. They all looked menacingly at them, reaching out with their limbs, More and more trees, each with scary eyes, surrounded the company until it became too much. Usopp has a sensory overload and faints, while Snow White screamed in terror and collapsed toward the ground.


Jul 28, 2004
in my mind
Chapter 4: Among Animal Friends. Whistle While You Work!

Snow White couldn’t help but cry, while the others huddled close together wishing for the nightmare to end. with the exception of Usopp, who was still out cold on the ground. None of them knew they were still surrounded by eyes, but these were different. Emerging from a hole, a bunny family and chipmunks appeared watching the group with curiosity and confusion. But they were not the only ones, as an entire heard of animals appeared from the shadows. Deer, squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, quails, even a few bluebirds. They all approached the company, especially to the crying girl.

One little bunny, more curious than the rest, came inches from the two sniffing at them. Snow White raised her head from the ground and gasped toward the bunny. The bunny got startled and ran away with the other animals to their hiding spots. The others opened their eyes, looking around.

Snow White: Please, don’t run away!

All the animals showed their heads hearing that.

Snow White: We won’t hurt you.

Luffy: Um, what happened? Where are all those scary trees?

Brook: I don’t know if that was real. But it was definitely scary!

Robin: Maybe it was just our imagination.

Zoro: Most definitely.

Snow White: We’re awfully sorry, we didn’t mean to frighten you. But you don’t know what we’ve been through and all because we were afraid.

As Snow White spoke, the rest of the animals took the courage to show themselves seeing that these strangers were harmless.

Franky: That’s was beyond scary!

Sanji: Ugh…guys. Usopp just passed out again.

Nami: Not again!

Nami grabs the unconscious Usopp and starts smacking him across the face.

Nami: Usopp! Wake up!

After a few good slaps, Usopp finally comes to, slightly startled and a tad confused.

Usopp: AHH!! Who what where when sometimes why and how?!

Robin: He’s up.

Sanji: It’s okay Usopp, the scary trees are gone.

Robin: It would seem our imagination got the best of us.

As they spoke, a familiar bluebird flew from its nest to another branch.

Snow White: Oh, I’m so ashamed of the fuss I’ve made.

Nami: You’re ashamed? I can’t believe we freaked out over something that silly.

The parents of the little bird flew by its side, as the princess turned to them.

Snow White: What do you do when things go wrong?

The adult birds twittered beautifully, as if they were singing. The harmonies made Snow White smile, clapping her hands with delight.

Snow White: Oh! You sing a song!

The birds twittered yes.

Nami: You don’t think they’re going to…

Before Nami could finish her sentence, Snow White began to vocalize while the little bird mimicked her voice.

Usopp: They are.

The little bird flew from the branch, landing on Snow White’s finger. While she vocalized, the bird began to mimic the tune. Its parents nodded to each other when their child made a shrill note. The parents shut their eyes tight, while the Straw Hats covered their ears and clenched teeth from the loud note.

Franky: Man, that bird got some SUPER lungs!

The little bird faced its parents and Franky. Snow White couldn’t help but laugh, as the little bird smiled. Suddenly, Snow White began to sing.

Snow White: With a smile and a song
Life is just like a bright, sunny day
Your cares fade away
And your heart is young.

While she sang, a male deer, a few raccoons and a family of quail heard it. A few birds twittered along, as the animals came closer thanks to Snow White’s song.

Snow White: With a smile and a song
All the world seems to waken anew
Rejoicing with you
As the song is sung.

The forest animals, even a tortoise, approached the company. A little chipmunk got closer, wiggling its tail cutely while Snow White sang.

Snow White: There’s no use in grumbling
When raindrops come tumbling.

Snow White tried to pet the chipmunk, but it ran off in a dash. It came back again with its little paws on her leg, while she sang to a young fawn.

Snow White: Remember you’re the one
Who can fill the world with sunshine!

She pets the fawn, who gladly accepted it. A bunny came close to the princess, as the other animals approached the rest of the company. Each of them pets an animal they went to while Snow White sang her song.

Snow White: When you smile, and you sing
Everything is in tune and it’s spring
And life flows along
With a smile and a sooooooong.

The song ends with all the animals smiling and the birds twittered happily.

Luffy: That was amazing!

Robin was busily petting a little chipmunk, scratching behind its ears.

Robin: Oh, aren’t you just the cutest thing?

Franky: Woohoo! Go Snow White!

Snow White couldn’t help but laugh.

Snow White: I really feel quite happy now. I’m sure we’ll get along somehow. Everything’s going to be all right.

All the animals nodded at their words.

Zoro: That’s nice and all, but there’s still one big problem; Where are we gonna sleep tonight?

A bunny nodded as Snow White and the others surveyed their surroundings and tried to think.

Brook: We can’t sleep in the ground like bunnies.

Sanji: Or in a tree like squirrels and chipmunks.

Nami: And I’m sure no nest would possibly be big enough for all of us.

Snow White: Maybe you know where we can stay. In the woods somewhere?

The birds twittered ‘yes’.

Chopper: They said they know a place.

Snow White: You do?

Once again, the birds twittered ‘yes’.

Snow White: Will you take us there?

The birds gently grab Snow White’s cape, leading her deep into the forest. The other animals led the Straw Hats not far behind.

They ventured deeper in the woods, happy that it wasn’t as dark and scary as before. No evil trees or log crocodiles, just a regular forest basked under the warmth of the sun. It felt nice for them to see the light of day after that whole ordeal. After a few minutes, they came to a stop. A few squirrels pulled a few small trees to show Snow White and the Straw Hats a pathway leading to a lovely little cottage centered between a few trees across a tiny brook with a bridge. Rays of sunlight emerged through the trees, blessing every pony with a beautiful sight.

Brook: A cottage!

Snow White: Oh, it’s adorable! Just like a doll’s house.

Snow White took the first step. She ran towards the cottage while the rest followed. Crossing the bridge was no problem, even if the brook wasn’t broad. If they wanted to, they could easily jump over it. The other animals followed, the tortoise trying to keep up but walked very slowly. Chopper comes over and picks up the turtle.

Chopper: Come along, little buddy. Try to keep up.

When they all approached the cottage, they admired it. Especially Snow White.

Snow White: I like it here.

Snow White approached a tiny window, cleaning the dust to look inside. Usopp and a racoon did the same.

Usopp: Yeesh, this window is dirty. It’s like it hasn’t been cleaned for days.

Snow White: Oooh, and it’s dark inside.

Luffy: It looks empty.

Robin: Maybe we should knock on the door. Just to be sure.

Snow White: Alright then.

Snow White walks toward the door, making sure her hair was right. She knocks a few times, but there came no response. She tries again, but still nothing.

Snow White: Guess there’s no one home.

Sanji: That’s just great. What now?

Usopp approaches the door, leaning against the frame to think. Suddenly, upon contact, the door opened.

Usopp: Hey, it isn’t closed.

Sanji: There’s a novelty. Who doesn’t close the door when he or she leaves?

Nami: Probably someone who think nobody would come here being this far into the woods.

Snow White: Let’s go check inside.

Snow White slowly opens the door, which creaked. She peaked her head to see inside the house.

Snow White: Hello? May we come in?

But no one gave a response. The ponies, dragon and animals followed Snow White, who motioned them to be quiet. Silently, they walk inside the cottage looking around with the tortoise moving slower than usual.

Chopper: I wonder who lives here?

Suddenly, Snow White yelled ‘Oh’ with her hands in the air. It scared the animals and Chopper, who ran outside while the others stood in a defensive stance. Snow White herself remained in position before happily sitting down on a little chair with an owl carved on it.

Snow White: What a cute little chair!

The Straw Hats all did a face fault to the floor with a WHAM.

Straw Hats: A chair?! Seriously?!

Nami: You almost gave us a flipping heart attack!

Snow White: Oops! Sorry I frightened you.

Seeing there was no danger after all, the animals, Chopper poke his head through the opening. Chopper entered first, rejoining their friends. It was then Snow White noticed all the other chairs in the room and a table that wasn’t quite clean.

Snow White: Why, there’s seven little chairs. Must be seven little children.

Zoro: You might be on to something.

Sanji: And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.

Usopp: You got that right; these kids are even more messy than Luffy.

Luffy: Hey!

Looking at the table, even the animals weren’t happy with how uncleaned it was.

Snow White: A pickaxe. A stocking, too!

Robin: Maybe they’re miners.

Franky: Kids who are miners…there’s joke in there somewhere.

Meanwhile, Snow White took a peek inside a pot and pulled something out.

Snow White: And a shoe!

The two adult birds both gave an astonished whistle, the little bird doing the same.

Usopp: Took the words right out of my mouth, buddy.

As they walked towards the fireplace, they found it very dirty.

Sanji: And get a load of this fireplace. The whole things covered in dust.

Sanji blew some of it away, but it accidentally lands on Usopp’s face. Usopp’s nose begins to scrunch, finding himself on the brink of sneezing.

Usopp: Uh… Ah… Aaah… AAAAHCHOOOO!!!

The dust flies toward a trio of squirrels, each of them sneezing. The very last one sneezed so hard, he flew right inside a mug with a lid. Another squirrel accidentally got cobwebs on its face.

Snow White: And look, it gets even worse. Cobwebs everywhere. My, my, my!

Robin: What a pile of dirty dishes.

Sure enough, there were stacks and piles of dishes that haven’t been washed for days, probably longer. Sanji whistled, having never seen so many unwashed dishes in his career.

Usopp: Stacked a mile high.

Luffy: No it’s not.

Usopp: I know, it’s just for comedy.

Snow White: And just look at that broom.

The animals and the Straw Hats were looking around when they noticed the broom, which was covered in dust and cobwebs. A few quails tsk at the sight.

Snow White: Why, they’ve never swept this room.

Usopp: Heh, you’d think their mother would have the sense to…

Snow White: *gasps* Wait! Maybe they have no mother.

An adult deer and a fawn shook their heads, their response Chopper noticed.

Chopper: They don’t?

The deer shook their heads again.

Snow White: So, they’re orphans.

The adult deer nodded, as the little fawn came closer to the elder. It was probably the little one’s mother, as the fawn rubbed its head against the deer’s neck.

Sanji: Well…that changes things.

Snow White: I know! We’ll clean the house and surprise them; then maybe they’ll let us stay.

Nami: You’re kidding right?

Snow White: Well why not? The children would come home to a clean house and they would let us stay with them.

Nami: Okay, that part I get. But that would mean I…we have to do more chores.

Chopper/Usopp/Luffy: Chores?!

Robin: Relax, it’ll be fun.

Brook: I don’t see how it will be fun.

Nami: It’s not supposed to be fun! It’s work!

Snow White: But we can make it fun. Please, do it for the children, for me.

Snow White gives Nami the most innocent puppy-eyed look she could ever produce. This look causes Nami to feel a bit guilty, she tries to look away, but Snow White’s look was ever persistent. The look and Nami’s guilt finally won.

Nami: Oh, alright. We’ll clean up the house. But only because I can’t say no to that face.

Snow White took off her cape, as two birds grabbed it and hanged it near a wooden extension.

Sanji: So, how do we start?

Snow White began to think, as she looked around.

Snow White: Sanji, Luffy and Chopper, you will help wash the dishes. Usopp, Franky and Brook, you help tidy up the room. Nami, Robin and Zoro, you help clean the fireplace and I will use the broom.

Robin: Alright then, let’s begin.

Brook: Hey, you know what would make cleaning more fun?

Luffy: What?

Brook: A song!

Chopper: Maybe the animals know a song. Got something we can clean to?

The two adult birds twittered 'yes'. And suddenly, they began to twitter musically as Snow White began to sing along with the Straw Hats and animals while cleaning the cottage.

Snow White: Just whistle while you work (Whistling)
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place.

In the meantime, the animals brought all the dishes to a table. The tortoise, certainly having fun, had a tower of dishes on its back and none of it was about to fall.

Snow White: So, hum a merry tune (Humming)
It won’t take long when there’s a song to help you set the pace.

Chopper helped the animals clean the dishes while Snow White was sweeping the room.

Snow White: And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom,
Is someone that you love and soon you’ll find you’re dancing to the tune.

Suddenly, Sanji’s eyes widen when he sees how the animals clean the dishes. A squirrel cleaned some plates with a towel around its tail, while the fawn licked the plates clean before licking its fur.

Sanji: Hey! That’s not how to clean them! Put them in the tub.

The animals stop and face Snow White, who nods knowing Sanji is right. Obeying them, the animals load the dishes into the tub.

Snow White: When hearts are high,
The time will fly,
So, whistle while you work.

The fawn used its tail to pull the lever of a water pump with a face on it, filling the tub with water.

During that time, Nami, Robin and Zoro were busily sweeping and gathering dust from the fireplace.

Snow White: Whistle while you work (Whistling)
Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long.
Just hum a merry tune (Humming)
Just do your best, then take a rest and sing yourself a song.

Snow White: When there’s too much to do
Don’t let it bother you.
Forget your troubles, try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee.
And whistle while you work (Whistling)
Come on get smart, tune up and start,
e you work!

Meanwhile, Luffy and Chopper were helping with the dishes. Many of them placed in a tower that appeared set to fall down. Usopp, on the other hand, held a rug to allow two squirrels to hide the dust. But Snow White caught them in the act.

Snow White: Uh-uh, uh-uh! Not under the rug.

Startled by that, Usopp and the squirrels tried to think of something else. Usopp points toward a mouse hole, the squirrels looked and smile. They swept the dust inside and the three gave each other a wink. But suddenly, the dust blew out the hole sending Usopp and the squirrels under the rug. A mouse, who resided in the hole, came out and didn’t look very happy. It chattered angrily to Usopp and the squirrels, using a hind leg to sweep the dust into their eyes ensuring they learned their lesson.

Meanwhile, Snow White was humming and cleaning an organ while squirrels and bunnies use their cute little tails to clean the rest of the room. Two squirrels cleaned a mug, which one of them picked it up. Suddenly, the mug made some kind of musical tune which caused them to quickly hide themselves. As a squirrel used his tail to clean, he saw Snow White wave a cloth outside the window to remove the dust. Forming an idea, the squirrel placed his tail outside the window and shook off the dust. Unfortunately, too much of it got on his nose and he began to sneeze.

Nami and another squirrel were busily getting rid of cobwebs on the ceiling, the squirrel used its tail to get rid of them. A chipmunk attempts the same thing while keeping balance on a cuckoo clock. It used a little too much force and fell into a sock. It popped it’s head out and couldn’t help but smile. Another chipmunk helps Nami with a cobweb, rolling it into a ball. But suddenly, a spider appears on the ball startling the chipmunk and Nami.

With the interior almost clean, the birds began to place a vase with flowers on the table and added some water to keep them fresh. In the meantime, the animals gathers the owner(s)’ clothes to wash. Snow White, still humming, placed the clothes on the male deer, one of which almost made him fall. Frank and Robin carried the rest of the clothes outside where Usopp and Chopper helped the raccoons wash the laundry in a tiny pond. Franky, Robin and the deer dumped the clothes in the water, a glove which the deer nearly dropped landed on the head of a raccoon to its chagrin. A chipmunk used the tortoise as a washboard, the reptile was ticklish of this experience. Two birds grabbed the piece of clothing the Chipmunk was still holding. Fortunately, the tortoise grabbed the chipmunk with its head by the tail and they both got pulled inside the tortoise shell. Their heads emerge and smiled at each other while the birds dried the piece of clothing, tying the sleeves into a knot and hung it on a cord from a tree with the rest of the clothes. a bird lands on Snow White’s finger vocalizing with her.

Snow White: So, whistle while you work!

Snow White and the bird vocalized and harmonized together while the Straw Hats and animals cleaned the exterior of the cottage.


Jul 28, 2004
in my mind
Chapter 5: Heigh-Ho! Heigh-Ho! Here Comes the Seven Dwarfs!

In the last chapter, Snow White and the Straw Hats were busy cleaning up the cottage of what they thought were seven little children. If only they knew…for in another part of the forest, there existed a mine. And in that mine were caverns filled to brim with diamonds, rubies and countless other gems as far as ones eyes can take. And mining these gems were the cottage’s true owners; not seven little children, but seven little men…dwarfs to be more accurate. Four of them were busy digging with their pickaxes in rhythm, while a fifth was riding a cart full of jewels pulled by a tamed deer. The four miners by name were Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy. And as they mined, they sang a little ditty that went like this.

Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig

is what we really like to do

Happy: It ain't no trick to get rich quick

Grumpy: If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick

Bashful: In a mine! (In a mine!)

Sneezy: In a mine! (In a mine!)

Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy: Where a million diamonds (shine!)

The fifth dwarf, Sleepy, had just left the mine entrance when a fly started buzzing around him. He swats at the fly with a branch but hits the deer’s flank by accident. Thinking it was intentional, the deer bucks the mine cart, causing some jewels to fly out and tosses Sneezy up and down.

Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
from early morn till night

Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
up everything in sight

Bashful: We dig up diamonds by the score

Sneezy: A thousand rubies, sometimes more

Grumpy: But we don't know what we dig 'em for

Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy: We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Here we see Doc, dwarf number six and leader in our little band. He job was inspecting every gem the others brought out and sort them by carat. With a little hammer he taps a diamond -ding-ding-ding- perfect! Doc tosses it into the 50 carat bag with the others and takes a large ruby. He taps it -thunk-thunk-thunk- a dud! Dissatisfied, Doc chucks the ruby over his shoulder and over to our final dwarf; Dopey, the youngest of the seven. He sweeps up the defective jewels into a dustpan and throws them into a pile out of sight. He returns to Doc, who was busy inspecting an emerald through a Laplace. Dopey, wanting to imitate him, picks up two diamonds. He gets Doc’s attention and is shocking he sees Dopey, wearing both diamonds on his eyes. Doc bops Dopey on the head, ejecting the diamonds. Not far away, a clock was ticking away until time was 5 ‘o clock. Two wooden mini-dwarfs emerge from their doors and strike an anvil, indicating that the workday is over.

Doc: Heigh-ho!

Doc’s ‘hiegh-ho’ echoes into the mine, signaling that it was quitting time! The five stops what they were doing and march out in song.

Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy and Sneezy: Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

As the others leave the mine, Doc and Dopey toss some bags of jewels into a vault, with the latter tossing himself along with the bag. He quickly comes out, shuts the door and locks it with the key. He then puts the key onto a hook near the door and goes to join the others.

Dwarfs: Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Marching along the sunset, the cavalcade of the seven dwarfs walked along, bound for home. Doc, leading of course, followed by Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey following up the rear. Meanwhile, back at the cottage, Snow White and the Straw Hats had just finished cleaning the house. By the time nighttime fell, it looked so much better than when they found it.

Nami: Ah, much better.

Robin: It sure looks cleaner than before.

Usopp: And it only took us nearly the whole afternoon to do it.

Franky: At least those kids will be happy to come home to a clean house.

Zoro: Not to break up the happy mood, but in case you guys forgot; we’re still being targeted by the Queen, Snow White too.

Usopp: You had to bring that up?

Chopper: But she has no idea where we are.

Brook: What if she does, for all we know she’s got some mirror that knows and sees ‘everything’, a mirror she’d happen to ask if Snow White is still alive.

Sanji: Maybe she does and maybe she don’t. Regardless, as long as she’s got her sights on killing Snow White, the kid will never be safe.

Franky: Not with us around!

Luffy: Yeah! If she shows her face around here, I’ll deck her!

Snow White: Is everything alright?

A female voice interrupted their thinking as they turned to see Snow White, who held a candle in her hand and looked concerned when she saw their faces.

Robin: It’s alright.

Snow White: Are you coming upstairs? I want to see what’s there.

Robin: We’ll be right there.

The Straw Hats watch Snow White walk away before it was safe to converse.

Brook: What should we do?

Robin: For now, nothing. We don’t need to ruin her mood after what she’s been through.

The others nod before meeting up with Snow White, who stood by the foot of the stairs.

Snow White: Let’s see what’s upstairs.

Snow White leads the way with the Straw Hats and animals following close behind. The tortoise was having a little trouble climbing the stairs that he fell on his back. Chopper saw it and went towards the tortoise.

Chopper: Need any help?

The tortoise smiled, shaking its head. He grabs his tail and rolled backwards to stand on all fours again.

Chopper: Okay if you need help just call me.

As Chopper ran upstairs, the tortoise bit each part of the stairs and dragged its body upwards. At the top of the stairs, Snow White opened a door and saw it led them into a bedroom.

Snow White: Oh, what adorable little beds!

Robin couldn’t help but smile too. There were seven beds in the room and Franky was amazed at the beautiful wooden animal carvings. Some of the animals took their seat on the beds as the group explored the room.

Snow White: And look, they have their names carved on them.

They all note the names on the beds, reading them one at a time.

Snow White: Doc

Luffy: Happy?

Usopp: Sneezy

Chopper: Dopey

Snow White couldn’t help but laugh.

Snow White: What funny names for children.

Robin: Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy.

Usopp: Maybe they’re named after their personalities. Doc is probably a doctor; Happy is probably fun and… Well, happy. That’s an easy one. Sneezy probably sneezes a lot; Dopey…

Zoro: We get the idea.

Franky: Like that ‘Sleepy’ fella, he probably sleeps a lot.

The word ‘sleep’ makes Snow White yawn.

Snow White: I’m a little sleepy myself.

Brook: Ah, yeah me too.

Nami: I vote we go straight to bed and start fresh in the morning.

Zoro: That’s not a bad idea.

Sanji: I second it.

Soon all the other animals yawned, some stretching their arms. Snow White places the candle by a wooden board before lying herself on three beds, as she was too big for just one. Chopper cuddled close to Snow White since the animals slept on the other beds. The boys slept in another beds while Nami and Robin slept close to each other ones. A bird flew towards the candle, using its tail feathers to extinguish the flame. Some birds placed a blanket over Snow White and Chopper. Soon all of them, including the animals, were sleeping peacefully on their way to Dreamland. one of them knew the tortoise was still climbing up the stairs, but he almost reached the top. Suddenly, some of the animals began to wake up because they heard something.

Dwarfs: Heigh-ho… Heigh-ho… Heigh-ho… Heigh-ho…

The singing suddenly got louder, till the rest of the animals woke up. All except Snow White and the Straw Hats, who were sleeping like roses.

Dwarfs: Heigh-ho, Heigh-Ho. It’s home from work we go.

The animals peeked outside the window and suddenly stormed out the room to the stairs. The tortoise finally reached the top when the other animals and ponies ran downstairs, passed the tortoise who spun in his shell. Though he had to go downstairs again, this was no problem for him. Even when he falls down the staircase and bumped against the wall. The animals ran out the door and hid among some bushes out of sight.

The dwarfs were singing and whistling down the trail back to their home until the first one, Doc, saw something.

Doc: Look!

Just as Doc stopped, all the others bumped against each other and him.

Doc: Our house! The lit’s light… Uh, the light’s lit!

The dwarfs hid behind a few trees, each of them popped their heads out to survey their house.

Dwarfs: Jiminy Crickets!

Doc: The door is open!

Happy: The chimney’s smoking!

Sneezy: Something’s in there.

Happy: Maybe a ghost!

Bashful: Or a goblin!

Doc: A demon!

Sneezy: Or a dragon!

Grumpy: Mark my words, there’s trouble-abrewin’! Felt it coming all day; my corns hurt.

Happy: Gosh!

Bashful: That’s a bad sign,

Doc/Sleepy/Bashful: What’ll we do?

Happy: Let’s sneak up on it

Doc: Yes. Ahem We’ll, uh, squeak up… Uh, sneak up. Come on, hen… Uh, men. Follow me.

They slowly sneaked towards the cottage, brandishing their pickaxes like weapons. Approaching the house, the dwarfs looked inside. Doc motioned them to follow him.

Doc: Psst.

The creaking door slowly opens, as each Dwarf pop their heads through the opening. The last Dwarf appeared from one of the dwarf’s beards. Doc opened the door slightly ajar and they all entered while their shoes squeaked. As they walked in, one of them accidentally stepped on the head of Dopey. The last dwarf in, Dopey, slammed the door behind him very hard and it was so loud it stirred an immediate reaction from the dwarfs. The ran around, raising their weapons higher, but when they saw who closed the door, they motioned him to be quiet. The silly dwarf shivered a bit, before turning toward the door and said ‘shh’.

Doc: Careful, men, Search every cook and nanny… Uh, hook and granny… Crooked fan… uh, search everywhere.

The dwarfs sneaked around the cottage, but their squeaky shoes prevented them from staying quiet. None knew that the bird family watched from above while the rest of the animals spied from the window. They ducked and hid when the dwarfs came too close, but once they were away, they slowly lifted their heads back into frame.

Suddenly, one dwarf’s shoe squeaked so loudly it started the animals at the window.

Doc: Shh! Quiet!

The dwarfs walked further through the cottage till he spotted something on the floor and ceased every dwarf’s movement.

Doc: Look! The floor, it’s been swept!

They all looked at the floor confused, like they’ve never seen a clean floor in their lives.

Grumpy checked one of the chairs, rubbing his finger on the edge and saw there was no dust.

Grumpy: Hah! Chair’s been dusted.

Happy: Our window’s been washed.

Bashful: Gosh, our cobwebs are missing.

Doc: Why, why, why, why, the whole place is clean!

Bashful: There’s dirty work afoot!

Sneezy and Sleepy peered into the sink, only to find that nothing was in it.

Sneezy: Sink’s empty. Hey, someone stole our dishes.

Happy: They ain’t stole. They’re hid in the cupboard.

Bashful grabbed a cup from the cupboard, peering inside with a sad face.

Bashful: My cup’s been washed; sugar’s gone.

Happy and Dopey eyed a giant pot with delicious soup inside, warming up in the fireplace.

Happy: Something’s cooking. Smells good!

He reached for a spoon for a taste, when Grumpy stopped him.

Grumpy: Don’t touch it, you fools! Might be poison!

Suddenly, steam hissed from the pot startling the three dwarfs till it stopped.

Grumpy: See? It’s witches’ brew.

Doc checked the table, which was nicely decorated with plates, glass cups and cutlery and even a lovely bouquet of goldenrod flowers.

Doc: Look what’s happened to our stable… Uh, table.

Bashful saw the flowers and picked them up with a smile.

Bashful: Flowers!

Sneezy: Huh?

Bashful: Look, goldenrod.

Sneezy: Don’t do it. Take them away. My nose! My hay fever! You know I can’t stand it.

The dwarf suddenly felt trouble with his nose, as if he were on the verge of sneezing.

Sneezy: I can’t… I can’t… I… Oh… Ah…

All the dwarfs approached him, knowing what was coming.

Sneezy: AAAAHHHH…!

Before he could sneeze, the dwarfs placed their fingers under his nose raising it high in the air. When he wasn’t going to sneeze, the dwarfs put him on the ground and slowly lift their fingers away. The dwarf sighed in relief with a smile.

Sneezy: Thanks.

But he spoke too soon.


Suddenly, the dwarf released a loud sneeze, which was so powerful it blew all the dwarfs away comically. All the dwarfs, except for Grumpy, crashed against the wall as cups and pots fell from the shelf and fell on top of each other. Suddenly, their heads popped up and hushed the sneezing dwarf. Sneezy rubbed his nose when the second one approached him.

Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time you picked to sneeze!

Sneezy: I couldn’t help it! I can’t tell. When you gotta, you gotta!

But suddenly, Sneezy felt something coming, as if on the brink of sneezing again, and the ponies immediately noticed his reactions.

Sneezy: I… I… I gotta… N… N… N… It’s coming!

Just when the dwarf was about to sneeze, the others quickly jumped on him and tried to stop it.

Happy: Don’t let him!

Doc: Stop him!

Suddenly, the head of the sneezing dwarf popped out.

Sneezy: Oh! Ah… Ah… AH!!!

The dwarfs pulled him toward the ground trying to stop him.

Grumpy: No, tie it tight.

Bashful: Don’t let it go.

Doc: Hold him tight.

Happy: I’ll tie it.

Grumpy: Make a hard knot.

Happy grabbed Sneezy’s beard, tying it around his nose.

Happy: There, that will hold him.

Sneezy: Thanks!

Happy: Shh!

Grumpy: Quiet, you fool! You want to get us all killed?

But the bird family, winked at each other and they tapped the wood. The shocked dwarfs heard that.

Happy: Wha… Wha… What’s that?

Doc: That’s it

Bashful: Sounded close

Grumpy: It’s in this room, right now.

The dwarfs felt uncomfortable at their friend’s words. The birds eyed each other again and shrieked so loud that the dwarfs froze in fear… Then ran around the room yelling and tried to hide. Sneezy ducked into a big pot with a lid, the Happy hid behind a chair, Sleeps in a bucket with a broom, Dopey under a pile of logs, Grumpy in a potato sack and Bashful under the staircase.

The dwarfs emerged from their hiding spots, gathering at the staircase. Doc held a candle and looked upstairs.

Doc: It’s up there

Bashful: Yeah, in the bedroom.

Doc: One of us has gotta go down and chase it up. Uh, uh, uh… Up… Down.

The dwarfs nod in unison and turned toward the one dwarf: Dopey. He just smiled not knowing he’s been picked to go up. Dopey looked behind him, then back to the dwarfs… But then he quickly looks behind him. As if knowing the dwarfs chose him to go upstairs, he quietly walked away. But the second and Sneezy grabbed him and took him to Doc, who tried to give him the candle.

Doc: Here, take it.

Doc shook nervously as Dopey tried to grab the candle, while he shook too.

Doc: Don’t be nervous!

Doc quickly grabbed the dwarf’s hand, forcibly giving him the candle. The dwarfs pushed the youngest upstairs, as Dopey walked up the creaking stairs. Suddenly, he turned around toward his fellow brothers waiting below. They too shook in fear.

Doc: Don’t be afraid. We’re right behind you.

Yes, right behind ya!

Dopey nodded, gulping in fear. Nevertheless, he walked further along the stairs. He opened the door, slowly peeking to see if it’s safe. As he looks, the ponies watch the other dwarfs quietly walking up the stairs. Dopey opened the door further taking another look before quietly entering the room. But suddenly, the sound of moaning spooked him. He faced the bed and saw the sheets moving like a ghost. The dwarf froze for a moment before he screamed very loud and burst out of the room. The dwarfs were already waiting by the door when it happened.

Grumpy: Here it comes!

But suddenly, the seventh bumped into them and they all fell down the stairs. Then all, except the seventh, who’s head was stuck between his legs, ran toward the door screaming and shouting. The six dwarfs rushed out the cottage in a flash and Doc quickly closed the door. Dopey bumped against the door and tried to open it. But the others held on from the outside thinking a monster was pursuing them.

Sneezy: It’s after us!

Happy: Don’t let it out!

Grumpy: Hold it shut!

Dopey tried to open the door, but one hard pull broke the doorknob and sent him crashing into the cupboard. Pots and cups fell on top of him, as the dwarf emerged from the pile. Now he was completely dressed in pots, pans and cups covering his body as he ran towards the open door. Dopey approached, which the others immediately saw as a monster.

Doc: Here it comes

Happy: Now’s our chance.

Grumpy: Get it now!

When Dopey came close to the tree, the others immediately dropped themselves on him and bashed him with their weapons.

Bashful: Quick!

Sneezy: Give it to ‘em!

Happy: Don't let it get away!

While the dwarfs hit him, all the kitchenware came loose from the dwarf’s body. When his face appeared, Grumpy accidentally hit his head. But Doc quickly stopped them.

Doc: Hold on there! It’s only Dopey.

As Dopey recovered, the dwarfs began asking questions.

Sneezy: Did you see it?

Dopey nodded.

Happy: How big is it?

Doped motioned with his arms widely, describing how big.

Grumpy: Was it a dragon?

Dopey nodded.

Sneezy: Has it got horns?

Dopey put his fingers on his head, while sticking out his tongue a few times.

Grumpy: Was it breathing fire?

Happy: Was it droolin’?

While they asked, Dopey began to drool to answer the last question.

Sneezy: What was it doin’?

In response, Dopey laid his head on his hands and made a snoring sound. Doc seem to understand what he tried to say.

Doc: He says it’s a… A monster asleep in our beds!

Grumpy: Let’s attack!

Sneezy: While it’s sleeping.

Happy/Sleepy/Bashful: Yeah, while it’s sleeping.

Doc: Hurry, men. It’s now or never!

Happy: Off with its head!

Doc: Break its bones!

Sneezy: Chop it to pieces.

Bashful: We’ll kill it dead.