o_o *The Xehanort/Aqua Club *He Who Sought Darkness Found His Light*o_o

[Azrael]

Riku: Oh yeah I'm about to lose my virginity tonight to a MILF! FUCK YEAH

Xehanort: Oh no you're not! It's time for you to go home! *pulls out Heart Unlocker and rips out Riku away from him* Now get out. *chases after Aqua while unzipping his pants*

Riku: DAMIT


s1naruto Just had to do it.

 

[Theart]

Riku: Oh yeah I'm about to lose my virginity tonight to a MILF! FUCK YEAH

Xehanort: Oh no you're not! It's time for you to go home! *pulls out Heart Unlocker and rips out Riku away from him* Now get out. *chases after Aqua while unzipping his pants*

Riku: DAMIT


s1naruto Just had to do it.

*Another CoD opens and Riku flies out of it, crashing onto Sora, Goofy and Donald*

Riku: DAMN HIM!!!
Sora: Riku! You're alive!
Riku: *Looks around* I like the changes to the island...

*Another CoD opens and a certain beautiful blonde haired girl in a white dress walks out of it*

Sora: *Gaps and runs towards her as he tells Riku* Stay back, she's mine!

s1britishguy
(Sorry, couldn't help myself. XD)


*Back in the Realm of Darkness*

Aqua: *Looking at the already half-naked Xehanort* You actually seem to be looking forward to this. *Devilish smirk*

Xehanort: I'm all yours, Master.

Aqua: Good. *Tackles Xehanort, topping him*

Xehanort: *Turns head slightly to see the DtD* ... Nah. *Continues being raped by Aqua*

 

[Azrael]

I like this. Continue it! I like the love.

Riku: Oh shit, I'm stuck with Kairi.

Sora: I love you? Can you be my girlfriend?

*Namine nods and hugs Sora*

Riku: What does Sora have I don't have?

Kairi: He's the main character, that's what. He's supposed to have the bitches.

Riku: And what about you?

Kairi: I grew out of him. *Riku looks hopeful*

Riku: REALLY?

Kairi: Yes! I have Roxas now! Hey Roxas!

Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[LadyScythe]

Riku: Oh yeah I'm about to lose my virginity tonight to a MILF! FUCK YEAH

Xehanort: Oh no you're not! It's time for you to go home! *pulls out Heart Unlocker and rips out Riku away from him* Now get out. *chases after Aqua while unzipping his pants*

Riku: DAMIT


s1naruto Just had to do it.

Awesome skit you too,
must be some awesome sex, since that Xehanort or whatever he calls himself, isn't exactly corporal anymore. s1britishguy

 

[Azrael]

And I'm sure Xehanort has that Guardian to use as a....you know.

 

[LadyScythe]

And I'm sure Xehanort has that Guardian to use as a....you know.

Best 4 seconds ever

YouTube - What he wants. Big Spoiler

 

[Azrael]

lol that video was the shit.

 

[LadyScythe]

lol that video was the shit.

i know right.

ha Xehanort thinks he can rape Aqua....hahaha, well i suppose villains like to dream too!

 

[Theart]

I like this. Continue it! I like the love.

Riku: Oh shit, I'm stuck with Kairi.

Sora: I love you? Can you be my girlfriend?

*Namine nods and hugs Sora*

Riku: What does Sora have I don't have?

Kairi: He's the main character, that's what. He's supposed to have the bitches.

Riku: And what about you?

Kairi: I grew out of him. *Riku looks hopeful*

Riku: REALLY?

Kairi: Yes! I have Roxas now! Hey Roxas!

Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

XDDDD

*Meanwhile back in the Realm of Darkness*

Aqua: Pull him out. I'm gonna rape him too. *Devilish smirk*

Xehanort: Yes Master. *Summons the fearful Guardian*

Aqua: *Grins* Good boy. *Continues raping Xehanort and begins raping Guardian. At the same time*

Xehanort: *Thoughts* And they say I'm bad... *Groans* 10 years without this sort of thing and you're still as great as ever.

Aqua: *Dark chuckle* I'm better, actually. *Continues hawt rapeage*

*Back on the ruins of DI*

Riku: *Screaming to the clouds* WHY THE HELL CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND?!

*A portal opens and out comes Yuffie*

Riku: ... She'll do. *Runs off to Yuffie*

 

[LadyScythe]

XDDDD

*Meanwhile back in the Realm of Darkness*

Aqua: Pull him out. I'm gonna rape him too. *Devilish smirk*

Xehanort: Yes Master. *Summons the fearful Guardian*

Aqua: *Grins* Good boy. *Continues raping Xehanort and begins raping Guardian. At the same time*

Xehanort: *Thoughts* And they say I'm bad... *Groans* 10 years without this sort of thing and you're still as great as ever.

Aqua: *Dark chuckle* I'm better, actually. *Continues hawt rapeage*

*Back on the ruins of DI*

Riku: *Screaming to the clouds* WHY THE HELL CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND?!

*A portal opens and out comes Yuffie*

Riku: ... She'll do. *Runs off to Yuffie*

lol, Poor Riku

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perhaps the vid could be added to main page

 

[chasespicer056]

XDDDD

*Meanwhile back in the Realm of Darkness*

Aqua: Pull him out. I'm gonna rape him too. *Devilish smirk*

Xehanort: Yes Master. *Summons the fearful Guardian*

Aqua: *Grins* Good boy. *Continues raping Xehanort and begins raping Guardian. At the same time*

Xehanort: *Thoughts* And they say I'm bad... *Groans* 10 years without this sort of thing and you're still as great as ever.

Aqua: *Dark chuckle* I'm better, actually. *Continues hawt rapeage*

*Back on the ruins of DI*

Riku: *Screaming to the clouds* WHY THE HELL CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND?!

*A portal opens and out comes Yuffie*

Riku: ... She'll do. *Runs off to Yuffie*

Haha, nice job on these skits guys. I'll try to keep it up:

*Back in the Realm of Darkness*

Xehanort's Heartless lies next to Aqua, panting out of exhaustion. Beside him, the Guardian is exhausted. Aqua looks at him.

Aqua: Don't tell me your worn out already.

Suddenly, a portal of darkness appears. A hooded figure emerges. He examines the scene in front of him and turns to Aqua.

Unknown Figure: Ah, I see my Heartless has found himself a love interest.

He removes the hood, revealing himself to be Xemnas.

Aqua: And who might you be?

The man merely chuckles.

Xemnas: The name's Xemnas.

Aqua grins at the man, admiring his muscles.

Aqua: I''m Aqua.

The girl starts to brush Xemnas's hair.

Aqua: Why don't we go some place where we could be alone?

Xehanort's Heartless stands up, staring at the girl.

Xehanort's Heartless: You're cheating on me?!

Aqua shrugs.

Aqua: I've just lost interest. Besides, he's SO much better-looking.

Xemnas pleasantly smiled. He never realized how much the attractive girl was interested in him.

Xehanort's Heartless: Don't fall for it Xemnas! She's more dangerous than she looks!

Xemnas glances at Aqua, who sweetly smiles at him. He chuckles at Xehanort's Heartless.

Xemnas: For some reason I doubt that.

Xemnas opens a portal of darkness, and he and Aqua disappear into it.

 

[LadyScythe]

Haha, nice job on these skits guys. I'll try to keep it up:

*Back in the Realm of Darkness*

Xehanort's Heartless lies next to Aqua, panting out of exhaustion. Beside him, the Guardian is exhausted. Aqua looks at him.

Aqua: Don't tell me your worn out already.

Suddenly, a portal of darkness appears. A hooded figure emerges. He examines the scene in front of him and turns to Aqua.

Unknown Figure: Ah, I see my Heartless has found himself a love interest.

He removes the hood, revealing himself to be Xemnas.

Aqua: And who might you be?

The man merely chuckles.

Xemnas: The name's Xemnas.

Aqua grins at the man, admiring his muscles.

Aqua: I''m Aqua.

The girl starts to brush Xemnas's hair.

Aqua: Why don't we go some place where we could be alone?

Xehanort's Heartless stands up, staring at the girl.

Xehanort's Heartless: You're cheating on me?!

Aqua shrugs.

Aqua: I've just lost interest. Besides, he's SO much better-looking.

Xemnas pleasantly smiled. He never realized how much the attractive girl was interested in him.

Xehanort's Heartless: Don't fall for it Xemnas! She's more dangerous than she looks!

Xemnas glances at Aqua, who sweetly smiles at him. He chuckles at Xehanort's Heartless.

Xemnas: For some reason I doubt that.

Xemnas opens a portal of darkness, and he and Aqua disappear into it.

i love its1keanureeves its so funny

 

[Azrael]

Hahahahahahaha it's funny because it's true, Xemnas is better looking.

Although Xemnas would cheat on her with Kingdom Hearts.

 

[LadyScythe]

Hahahahahahaha it's funny because it's true, Xemnas is better looking.

Although Xemnas would cheat on her with Kingdom Hearts.

we'll see, Kingdom Hearts could never do all the stuff, that Aqua can.

 

[Theart]

Hahahahahahaha it's funny because it's true, Xemnas is better looking.

Although Xemnas would cheat on her with Kingdom Hearts.

Or with Tree!

Either way, heads would role if Xemnas cheats on any one of the three. Therefore, the best incarnation of Xehanort has to be either Apprentice Xehanort,

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Terranort, or Young Master Xehanort

 

[chasespicer056]

Or with Tree!

Either way, heads would role if Xemnas cheats on any one of the three. Therefore, the best incarnation of Xehanort has to be either Apprentice Xehanort,

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Terranort, or Young Master Xehanort

but we don't even see Young Master Xehanort's face. What if he's almost as ugly as the old version?

 

[Theart]

but we don't even see Young Master Xehanort's face. What if he's almost as ugly as the old version?

I doubt it. As you can see, Terra's face and hair style changes the longer Xehanort possessed him, implying the Apprentice Xehanort and other incarnations of Xehanort resemble the young MX. Just my thoughts personally. ;D

 

[chasespicer056]

I doubt it. As you can see, Terra's face and hair style changes the longer Xehanort possessed him, implying the Apprentice Xehanort and other incarnations of Xehanort resemble the young MX. Just my thoughts personally. ;D

yeah I honestly think that's what young MX looked like. After all, that's probably why Nomura never showed his face

 

[Theart]

yeah I honestly think that's what young MX looked like. After all, that's probably why Nomura never showed his face

That or

Possibly because one of the new games will be a Young MX game. :3

 

[chasespicer056]

That or

Possibly because one of the new games will be a Young MX game. :3

Yeah, that's another good possibility.