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Would anyone like to point me in the direction to the Nonsense section?
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But... It didn't work.From your computer chair, go west until you reach a wall. Make three red dots on that wall. Turn ninety degrees to the left and walk until you reach something made of wood. Smash the wooden object. Repeat several times until [fifteen] pieces are made. Walk upstairs to your room. If your room is less than nine thousand meters away, lay down spread-eagled and shout out loud six times: "I am not a Texan", even if you are. Afterwards, find the nearest door and open it. Walk through it. If you are not outside at this point, do yourself a favor, become an hero and come back to the computer to reply to this message. Finally, shut down your computer and go outside.
It was worth a chuckle.Argh, this thread sucks.
I'm going to have to think of something funnier.
Why don't you ask... The Oracle?...Is it possible to ruin a thread that was already pointless in the first place?
Why don't you ask... The Oracle?
Good thing I've seen the Matrix Trilogy, or that wouldn't have been funny....I just did. And she just told me not to worry about the vase...