monty python, holy grail
"We are all girls living alone, aged 16 to 19 1/2, dressing, eating, undressing."
"oh, naughty zeus, you must spank her"
"spank her?"
"yes, spank her, then do what ever you want with her"
"then spank me!"
"then spank me!"
"yes, he will spank us all, and then, the oral $ex"
"and the people were merry, and hada festival,a nd ate game, and hen, and chicken, and fish, and turkey, and beef, and pork, and zebra, and orangotang, and-"
"skipp aheada bit"
"ah yes, thou shalt pulleth out the pin fromt he holyu hand grenade of antiock, where ese, thou shalt count to three, one, two, three. three is what thou shalt count to, and thou shalt count to three. four shalt be too much, and thou shalt not count to two either, unless thou proceedeth to three. five is way out their. once thou hath counth to three, thou shalst lobest the holy hand grenade at thine foe, and watch them blown to tiny bits, as is thine lords will, in all of his eternal mercy."
