movie quotes

[platinumtitan]

Movies:
Cop663 (he sees a towel dripping) from Chungking express: "It was such a relief when I saw it crying. It may look different, but it's still true to itself. It's still an emotionally charged towel."
"My name is Betty, you son of a pig" - Master Pain from Kung Pow - Enter the fist
"A liger. Its pretty much my favorite animal. Its a lion and a tiger bred for its skills in magic." - Napoleon Dynamite
"If the good Lord intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates" - Willy Wonka
Warden Samuel Norton from Shawshank Redemption:"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank"
Bagradian from Stalag 17: "Now see here, Scarlett... I'm crazy about you and always have been. I gave you kisses for breakfast, kisses for lunch, and kisses for supper... and now I find that you're eating out."
From Hero:"People give up their lives for many reasons. For friendship, for love, for an ideal. And people kill for the same reasons..."

 

[Dark mage231]

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" Jack Sparrow POTC

 

[Angel]

My faves are
"It's in your favorite color.....PEACH!"Monster-in-law
"Here's the altar where they worship the food!"Over the Hedge
"Life's a bitch!"Multiple movies and tv shows
"You made me miss.....I never miss!"Daredevil
+many more. I'll post when I remember them.
Oh wait up!
"We had sex on every surface in my apartment."Prime
"His penis looked so cute, I wanted to knit it a hat!"Prime
"Did you and Daddy have fun getting stoned?"The Family Stone
"When she clears her throat, it sounds like she's digging for clams!"The Family Stone
"Oh, and there's your peepee!"Joey

 

[Santuary]

Jack sparrow: (when he see's elizabeth dresse'd as a man)"Those clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabinate."

 

[billabong]

"Moisture is the essence of water; and water is the essence of beauty."

-Zoolander

 

[IBeatSephiroth]

ALright lets see;

"I know it's tuna but is it chicken or fish?"--Jessica Simpson's an idiot.

"dude i got PUNK'D"--random celebs on Punk'd

"Well we've got hundreds of thousands of dollars in fake money floatin around out there-they'll find us"--Tony from N.C.I.S

"Dude your fugly"--Dean from Supernatural-to a haunted scarecrow

Movies:

"It's nice to see you,--Cloud"--Good ol' Sephy in AC

"Where can i buy a phone?"--Vincent in AC

"I feel lighter.I think i lost some weight, with all that 'dilly dallying"--Cloud in AC

"Hey, if you want out, then jump!"--Cid, in AC

"That Cloud's a royal pain in the @$$"--Yuffie in AC

"MOTHER!"--Kadaj in AC of course

"You meanie!"--i think his name's Loz, in AC

"What up fool" & "Spiky!" from Barret, i think, in AC

That's it

 

[Spooky Bahamut]

ALright lets see;

"I know it's tuna but is it chicken or fish?"--Jessica Simpson's an idiot.

"dude i got PUNK'D"--random celebs on Punk'd

"Well we've got hundreds of thousands of dollars in fake money floatin around out there-they'll find us"--Tony from N.C.I.S

"Dude your fugly"--Dean from Supernatural-to a haunted scarecrow

Movies:

"It's nice to see you,--Cloud"--Good ol' Sephy in AC

"Where can i buy a phone?"--Vincent in AC

"I feel lighter.I think i lost some weight, with all that 'dilly dallying"--Cloud in AC

"Hey, if you want out, then jump!"--Cid, in AC

"That Cloud's a royal pain in the @$$"--Yuffie in AC

"MOTHER!"--Kadaj in AC of course

"You meanie!"--i think his name's Loz, in AC

"What up fool" & "Spiky!" from Barret, i think, in AC

That's it

Dilly-Dally, Shilly-Shally!
Cait-Sith: Jings, Crivens!

 

[finding_twilight]

"Where is my Moose" "Awww, he likes me" "I miss my cupcake" "Hooray for Earth!" "Wait, I need stuff!" "Oh yeah" "I'd like a diet large poop" "Taco taco" "Scary Monkey" All GIR from Invader Zim! YA!

 

[Beo]

Favorite quotes? God, there's so many...

Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you KNOW it! (Spaceballs)

Dot Matrix: That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do! (Spaceballs)

How about video game quotes?

Director: Cut!
Drek: And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny sniveling snotnose population, form a line behind me a kiss my a... we're still on? Then turn it off, you idiot! (Ratchet & Clank)

Announcer: Have you ever seen the diablo in the pale moonlight? I HAVE AND IT'S FANTASTIC!!! (Ratchet: Deadlocked)

All I can think of right now...

 

[Legato2471]

"Did you ever notice how in the bible whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? Your whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" - Thomas Dagget : The Omen

 

[platinumtitan]

"I saw something nasty in the woodshed" - Grama Ada from Cold Comfort Farm

"There's always been Starkadders in Cold Comfort Farm" - several ppl said this from Cold Comfort Farm (good movie)

"Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates." -Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent from Ever After

 

[Thespis]

Someone mentioned Zoolander, so:

"I...I turned....bulemic."
"You can read minds?"

Clue:

"This is war, Peacock! You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs, any cook will tell you that!"
"But look what happened to the cook!"

"None of this is illegal at all!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, this is America!"
"I see."
"Don't you know it's a free country?"
"Yes, but not that free!"

"I am your singing telegram!"

"I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!"

The Crucible

"God is dead!"

"You're bringing Heaven down and raising up a *****!"

Scary Movie 4

"This is a video of downtown Detroit. And this is a video of Detroit after the tripods came."

2001: A Space Odyssey

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Airplane!

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Have you ever spent the night in a Turkish prison?"

"Excuse me, yes, I speak Jive."

"I guess this was a bad day for me to stop sniffing glue."

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Not Another Teen Movie

"Janie's got a gun..."

"It was dark, and it was raining. The road was slick..."
"A car crash?"
"No, cancer."

"Ok...I pick...her."
"What? Janie? But look at her, with her glasses and her hair in a pony tail and paint on her jeans!"

Lots more, but I can't think of any right now.

 

[Oblivion wielder]

"Do (e)it" from Ben Stiller in Starski and Huch

 

[master_riku1]

Someone mentioned Zoolander, so:

"I...I turned....bulemic."
"You can read minds?"

Clue:

"This is war, Peacock! You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs, any cook will tell you that!"
"But look what happened to the cook!"

"None of this is illegal at all!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, this is America!"
"I see."
"Don't you know it's a free country?"
"Yes, but not that free!"

"I am your singing telegram!"

"I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!"

The Crucible

"God is dead!"

"You're bringing Heaven down and raising up a *****!"

Scary Movie 4

"This is a video of downtown Detroit. And this is a video of Detroit after the tripods came."

2001: A Space Odyssey

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Airplane!

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Have you ever spent the night in a Turkish prison?"

"Excuse me, yes, I speak Jive."

"I guess this was a bad day for me to stop sniffing glue."

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Not Another Teen Movie

"Janie's got a gun..."

"It was dark, and it was raining. The road was slick..."
"A car crash?"
"No, cancer."

"Ok...I pick...her."
"What? Janie? But look at her, with her glasses and her hair in a pony tail and paint on her jeans!"

Lots more, but I can't think of any right now.

LOL yes awesome movie...

Airplane:

"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home"
..........
*Jim Throws up*
"Jim never throws up at home..."

 

[Nebula Zero]

Scary Movie 4

"You are being held against you will..." -Mysterious Voice
"...Kobe?"-Shaq

Scary Movie 3

"We need hard, in-depth stories, and--"-Cindy

"And TWINS!"-Boss

 

[Kazeth]

Seeing as no one did this yet...

"Luke, I am your father"-Darth vadarstar wars...

"Fool of a Took, next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!"-Gandalf LoTR

 

[Shadowysights]

Bait-

"I'm Alvin, king of the seafood. They know me around these corridors!"
Alvin sanders

South park

"I'll kick you in the beanbag and see what happens!"
Eirc cartman

Friday-

"How the hell did you get fired......On ya day off"
William jones

 

[Haywire]

MallRats
Jay: holy ****!! the jedi mind trick worked!!!!
Silent Bob: adventure?excitement? a jedi craves not these things.
Jay: WTF?!?!? you talked!!
Silent Bob: ofcourse i could talk, i just never had anything good to say.

Scary Movie 3

Sheen: you dont evan have a dream george
George:i have a dream!
Sheen:what?
George: to have a dream

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Tia: but a price is needed.
Jack: ive got your payment right here. look!(shoots monkey in the head) an undead monkey!

 

[ReturnableMemory]

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Will Turner: This chest will help save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Then yes, it's going to save her.

Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?


Jack Sparrow: Dirt? This is a jar of dirt. How is this going to help me?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, you can always give it back.
Jack Sparrow: No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No, no, it is not a dream.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. 'Cause if this were a dream... there'd be rum.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard?
Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

Willy Wonka: See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies


Shrek 2

Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
(nothing happens)
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
(nose extends)
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
(nose extends)
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

Puss-in-Boots: I must hold on before I too go totally mad.
Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey?
Puss-in-Boots: Too late.

I'll find more later

 

[Haywire]

Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Peral
Gaurd 1: this dock is off limit to civilians
Jack: im terably sorry i didnt know. if i see one, i shall inform you immediatly.

Barbossa: first!your return to shore was not part of agreements nor our negotiations so i must do nothing, second you must be a pirate for the pirates code to apply and your not. and third, the code is more what you call 'guidelines' than actual rules. welcome the black peral miss TURNER!!!!