Mickey's Letter

[Ashes Remnant]

LOL!

Dear Sora,
I have bad news...Xemnas is alive, RIku is really a heartless, and do you remember screwing Kairi last night? Well that was your mom. But I have good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car inshurance by switvhing to Geico!
Mickey

Sora: THAT WAS MY MOM?!?
Riku: *Pulls out keyblade*
Kairi: Well then who was I with? O.O

 

[Santuary]

^^I know how to continue that

Dear Kairi

We had so much fun last night! I hope i can do this every night!

Donald_Duck

P.S If you tell Daisy, i swear i'll come after you.

P.S.S Dont tell sora either!

*This isn't my best, maybe i'll edit if i think of anything better.

 

[Ed-Man]

Dear Sora,
Guess what! There are more heartless! And there will always be heartless, as long as we make millions on these "Kingdom Hearts" games!

Mickey

 

[ffkh]

Dear Sora,
Thought this was all gonna turn out to be some cheesy happy ending,huh?
SO sorry,but the end of all things to come....IS GONNA COOOOME!!!!!!!!!
RUN FOR UR LIIIIIIIVESSSSSSS!!!! OH DEAR,THIS WHOLE GOD-FORSAKEN UNIVERSE IS GOING TO BE SWALLOWED BY THIS HUUUUUGE BLACK HOLE!!!
AND THEN AS WE'RE SPIRALING DOWN THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE,WE MAY NEVER SEE THE LIGHT AGAAAAAIIINN!!!!!!

well have a nice day and remember:wash and behind ur ears and don't do drugs,
King Mickey

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ed-Man]

Dear Sora,
Did you know that the Sanctuary song is based on things that I have done? Well, about that "I watch you as you sleep" line, I swear I can explain!

Mickey

 

[ffkh]

Dear Sora,
Hi
from Mickey

lol
........................................lol

dear sora,
we are under attack!
i would fix this my self but im too busy downloading Naruto episodes off the internet.
would you be a dear a save us?
love, mickey

 

[Ed-Man]

Dear Sora,
Not to scare you or anything, but if you got 100% completion, you're about to see 3 people in armor. Turns out they apparently know what you and Riku did last summer. They want you all dead.

 

[Lilly]

Dear Roxas er....I mean Sora
I have this bad new to tell you...The next kh3 boss is.................... Seifer and Phil!!!!...and another bad news is that I own Seifer something and he want payback >_< You must help me.And Phil want me to get up on a Hydar and it scary....Sora you must hid me T_T

From someone who really need help Mickey

 

[Ed-Man]

Dear Sora,
Seifer is a big meanie! He called me a lamer. You guys don't think I'm a lamer, do you?

Mickey

Kairi: I wish that lamer would stop writing us.
Sora: I agree
Riku: Don't you ever call my boyfriend a lamer!
Sora:...
Kairi: Did you just call Mickey your...
Riku: Oops.

 

[Lilly]

Dear Roxas
I know that you aren't alive but I know you are there somewhere!!!
Mickey

 

[Santuary]

^^ Continuing from my last.....

Dear Donald

Uh...... i think we had a great time to, except........ for one little proplem. Sora found one of your cigeret butts in my room the other day, and well........ lets just say you'll be getting a little visiter today

Love Kairi

Donald: A visiter? Wonder who that could....... (Donald turns around to see Sora standing behind him, looking violent)
Donald: Oh Sora....... what a plesent seprise heh heh............
(Sora beats Donald to a pulp)
Donald: (in pain) Well..... at least they didn't tell Daisy.
(Daisy walks in)
Daisy: YOU BACK STABBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She slaps him and walks away)

 

[Sephios]

^^ Continuing from my last.....

Dear Donald

Uh...... i think we had a great time to, except........ for one little proplem. Sora found one of your cigeret butts in my room the other day, and well........ lets just say you'll be getting a little visiter today

Love Kairi

Donald: A visiter? Wonder who that could....... (Donald turns around to see Sora standing behind him, looking violent)
Donald: Oh Sora....... what a plesent seprise heh heh............
(Sora beats Donald to a pulp)
Donald: (in pain) Well..... at least they didn't tell Daisy.
(Daisy walks in)
Daisy: YOU BACK STABBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She slaps him and walks away)

lol

thats so frickin priceless

 

[Ed-Man]

Dear Sora and Kairi,
I invite you over to ONE LOUSY PARTY and you mess everything up. First of all, NEXT TIME USE THE GUEST BED. Second of all, hang something on the door! Then Minnie knows not to go in the room.

Mickey

 

[Mythological Omega]

Dear Luke, Luke, I am your father. -Mickey

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Dear big brother Sephy,
I want mommy!
sincerly,
Loz

 

[Killer Sora]

Dear Kairi
DO NOT LET SORA READ THIS
I am sorry but you are pregnant
Donald is on Crack because it helps him deal with a life without sora
During the journey Donald fell in love with him
Goofy is Banging Pluto
They're both dogs go figure
Daisy is now a lesbian
Minnie is her lover

PS:Xehanort is back but is good and sadly gay
every night he comes to say good night and tries to french me


HELP
FOR GODS SAKE

In Sanity
Mickey

 

[Santuary]

Breif, but......

Dear Sora

Ah...... Pluto left a little 'present' on your front porch, sorry.

King_Mickey

Sora: Oh i love presents, what could it be?
(Sora's phone rings)
[Riku] Sora.
[Sora] What?
[Riku] On your way home could you bring a pooper scooper?
(Hangs up)

 

[xbindedmemoriesx]

Dear Sora,

I bet you thought this letter was going to be really important.
haha, psycke!!!

Love, King Mickey.
XoXo
kisses.
bff.
peace.

 

[sora's_servant]

Dear Sora

Left to get more cheese...don't tell Kairi, i know she's lactoseintolerant. XD

Micky

 

[Mythological Omega]

Dear Sora
You have huge feet.
Mickey