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What do you expect from such simple creatures?

1. Your last name stays put.

2. The garage is all yours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. You can be President.

6. You can never be pregnant.

7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

8. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

10. The world is your urinal.

11.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

12. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

13. Same work, more pay.

14. Wrinkles add character.

15. Tux rental - $100

16. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

17. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

18. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

19. One mood all the time.

20. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

21. You know stuff about tanks.

22. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

23. You can open all your own jars.

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

26. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

27. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

28. You almost never have strap problems in public.

29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

30. Everything on your face stays its original color.

31. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

32. You only have to shave your face and neck.

33. You can play with toys all your life.

34. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

35. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.

36. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

37. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

38. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

39. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER!
 

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Wow... I never thought of that..Men act nasty sometimes and they always tell me" Its there nature"
 

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Well men sometimes do hjave it made..... but then once we're married, have a girlfriend, or get some girl pregnant we normally become their butt monkey slaves.... then their lives are heaven..... 'cept the pregnant ones.....
 

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RoXaS_SoRaX said:
Well men sometimes do hjave it made..... but then once we're married, have a girlfriend, or get some girl pregnant we normally become their butt monkey slaves.... then their lives are heaven..... 'cept the pregnant ones.....
Sadly, this is true. Oh, i hope i never get married... :(
 

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4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Same with chicks ^_^...if they have fast metabolism

6. You can never be pregnant.
*sob*

10. The world is your urinal.
This one seriously made me laugh, coz all my guy friends pee on the wall after Academic League practice @ school.......and I always yelled XD

16. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Erm, what if they're riffed?

17. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Same here, but I'm a girl...but at the same time i can eat like a monster x_x

19. One mood all the time.
Unless hunger kicks in.

31. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Unless you're Sora : )
 

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lol Sometimes I wish I was a guy but I decided I would have to be gay, like I bet a lot of girls would say cause, 1. you can dress in colorful clothes (and when someones like "omg ur gay" you are), and you can like boys.

Yeah u can see I thought that out well...

about the chest thing...
I HATE when guys are like "Why are u dressing like that if you don't want attention?"

Its so we look good to ourselves!! (TT___TT)
 

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Some of the stuff was rather out there, but in away does makes sense. But hay, there is nothing we males can do about it. All we can do is live life to the fullest.
 
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