Chapter 9- The Diz Man's twisted idea ( this chapters really boring so skip it unless you didn't see the movie SAW)
Riku:.................................
Sora:.................................
Riku:..................................
Sora:.......... soooooo got a girlfriend
Riku: huh..... oh yeah I do. Here I have a photo of her in my wallet
Riku takes out his wallet
*WHACK*
and throws it fast that it hit Sora's face leaving a mark
Sora: I said I was sorry
Sora opens the wallet and see's a picture of a blonde hair girl.
Sora: danmmmmmm she's fine.
Riku: yeah she is.
Sora: whats her name
Riku: Namine
Sora: Namine............. Namine.......... Namine......... sounds very familiar. (Sora's memory was wiped clean of Namine do to the castle oblivion incident)
Riku: yeah whatever. Hey look behind that picture and you'll see me, Namine, Kairi, and you in the photo behind it.
Sora: HUH!!!!!!!!! wait how can I be in a picture that I don't remember
Riku: you must be high on crack that day.
Sora: high on crack???????????? what do you mean
Riku: never mind. just look fag
Sora looks behind the the photo. It was a picture of Namine and Kairi tied up with their mouth sealed with duck tape and a gun pointing at their heads. Sora turned the photo around and their was a note.
"You know you can see an X if you see in the dark"
Sora: ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????
Riku: what?
Sora: I see Namine but not us or Kairi.
Riku: HUH?
Sora: here
Sora throws back the wallet with the picture. Riku opened his wallet than.
Riku:.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT FUC#ING BASTARD HAS KAIRI AND NAMINE AS A HOSTAGE
Sora: whats a hostage
Riku:........... why the fu*& did you give me the picture
Sora: because it was yours
Riku: you stupid DOUCHE BAG.
Sora: WHAT!?
Riku: as a friend you can't let your friend see this picture
Sora: why not
Riku: because you are suppose to hide it from me so I don't feel sad.
Sora: ughhhhhhhhh ok
RIku: dude do you even care about Kairi
Sora: what Kairi's in the picture
Riku:.................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... ............................. GOD PLEASE KILL HIM.
Sora: hey close the lights
Riku: why
Sora: look at the back of the picture
RIku looks at the back and reads the note
Riku:.............. well one way to find out
Sora: allright
Sora flicks the light switch to turn off the lights.
The room was dark and a X appeared near Riku which was glowing yellow on the wall
Riku: dude how did we miss that
Sora: maybe its one of those glow in the dark paint that reacts to light
Riku: oh yeah.
Sora flicks the light switch on
Riku: time to get to work
Riku bashes on the wall till it breaks. He removed the bricks and stuff and took out a chest
Sora: hey open it
Riku tires to open it
Riku: its locked
Sora: FU#K
Riku: wait the key
Sora: I don't have my keyblade
Riku: no you dumb @$$ the key that we had in the begining.
Sora: OH............ here
Sora takes the key and throws it at Riku. Riku catches it and opens the treasure box. He took out a nextel cell phone
Sora: oh hell yeah one of the best inventions in the world
Riku tries to dial.
Riku: no answer or dial tone.
Sora: maybe its one of those phones that calls you and answers only.
Riku than takes out a bottle of Elixer
Sora: No make that the best invention in the world. Quick give it here
and Riku takes out a play GIRL magazine
Sora: NO MAKE THAT the best invention in the world.
Riku:.............................. *DARK FIRAGA*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku burned the magazine
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. oh well give me the elixer
Riku see's a note in the box. it said
" you know Riku their are ways to kill Sora without you doing anything. Give him the elixer its full of Posion that will kill him. "
Riku:.........................................................
Sora: whats wrong
Riku's mind: .................. I can kill Sora and be free. But I can't kill him especially that retarted promise I made in the first day. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why did I ever hang out with this Fagit. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THINK RIKU..............
Sora: whats wrong can't you give me the elixer
Riku:Sora................... its poisoned
Riku thows the bottle at the wall and shattered the bottle. The poison was on the wall which caused the wall to melt making a hole to appear
Riku:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Be Continued( wasn't expecting that were you)