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sora is the best said:
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Chapter 6- Would please STFU Sora
Day 2 begins
Sora wakes up and Riku was still sleeping. Sora looks at Riku and takes out a mic from his pocket and started singing karokie to wake him up.
Sora: I'm Soooo lonly. I'm soooo lonly. I have nobody.
and I'm all alone awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm so lonley. sometimes I want to wake up and...................
Riku was still sound asleep
Sora: ........... *ahem* ......... My name is what my name is who my name is
SlickaSlickaSlicka Slim Sora. Baby Bye Bye Bye bye bye bye bye. ohhhhhh can I hear a shoutout . ohooooooohooooo yeahah Can I hear a ashout Shout OUT Oooooooohoooooooo yeah.
Riku was still asleep
Sora: *ahem ahem ahem* Do you really want to hurt me me me. I said do you really want to hurt me me me. G-UNIT SUCKA. Ohhh When I move you move. Just like that. When I move you move. Just like that. Oh hell yeah baby just like that.
Riku was still sleeping
Sora: danmm I didn't know Riku can be such a deep sleeper. looks like I have to use my SECRET WEAPON.
Sora took out a bigger mic.
Sora: *AHEM AHEM Ahem AHEM AHEM AHEM*...............................
What is love baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. Da Da Da DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa Da. I don't know you don't know baby its love. What is love
Riku starts to shake
Sora: Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. Da DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa Da. Let the Rain
Riku woke up wide awake with a red eye
Sora: Fall in and let me say
Riku: Sora.......... WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FU*K UP.
Sora: But I just got to the best part
Riku: if there is one thing I know about you its this you suck at singing. Especailly Hillary Duff music.
Sora: now I'm sad
Riku: what time is it
Sora: its 5 am why
Riku:...................... I'll FU*&ING KILL YOU
Sora: what did I do
To Be continued after Riku sleeps and Sora shuts up
Day 2 begins
Sora wakes up and Riku was still sleeping. Sora looks at Riku and takes out a mic from his pocket and started singing karokie to wake him up.
Sora: I'm Soooo lonly. I'm soooo lonly. I have nobody.
and I'm all alone awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm so lonley. sometimes I want to wake up and...................
Riku was still sound asleep
Sora: ........... *ahem* ......... My name is what my name is who my name is
SlickaSlickaSlicka Slim Sora. Baby Bye Bye Bye bye bye bye bye. ohhhhhh can I hear a shoutout . ohooooooohooooo yeahah Can I hear a ashout Shout OUT Oooooooohoooooooo yeah.
Riku was still asleep
Sora: *ahem ahem ahem* Do you really want to hurt me me me. I said do you really want to hurt me me me. G-UNIT SUCKA. Ohhh When I move you move. Just like that. When I move you move. Just like that. Oh hell yeah baby just like that.
Riku was still sleeping
Sora: danmm I didn't know Riku can be such a deep sleeper. looks like I have to use my SECRET WEAPON.
Sora took out a bigger mic.
Sora: *AHEM AHEM Ahem AHEM AHEM AHEM*...............................
What is love baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. Da Da Da DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa Da. I don't know you don't know baby its love. What is love
Riku starts to shake
Sora: Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. Da DaDa DaDa DaDa DaDa Da. Let the Rain
Riku woke up wide awake with a red eye
Sora: Fall in and let me say
Riku: Sora.......... WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FU*K UP.
Sora: But I just got to the best part
Riku: if there is one thing I know about you its this you suck at singing. Especailly Hillary Duff music.
Sora: now I'm sad
Riku: what time is it
Sora: its 5 am why
Riku:......................
I'll FU*&ING KILL YOUSora: what did I do
To Be continued after Riku sleeps and Sora shuts up
one wurd....R0FLM40!!!
This just keeps on getting better and better nice work man post another chapter.
dude, this fic is ssooo awesome!! XD so friggin' hilarious!! (hilary duff, slickaslicka slim sora? wtf?! XD)
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Chapter 7- Don't get mad...... please
Sora and Riku were sleeping. It was 6 am in the morning in Day 2. All of a sudden someone opened the door. Sora woke up.
Sora: *rubbing his eyes* huh ehh what
Sora saw who it was.
Sora: I don't belive it........ Kairi is that you
Kairi: Sora I finally found you.
Kairi runs up to Sora and hugs him.
Sora: how the hell did you find me
Kairi: I followed my heart
Sora: ??????????? not more poetry but for real how did you find me
Kairi: I told you I followed my heart
Sora: stop being so stuey pid how did you find me
Kairi: it doesn't matter, here I have the key to the chains
Kairi unlocks Sora's chains.
Sora: ahhhhhhh what a relief. Quick do Riku's
Kairi: forget about him. come on just you and me traveling to other worlds lets leave Riku behind
Sora gets up and Kairi hugs Sora
Sora: ughhhhhh ok....... but than again I'm really happy that I'm free
Kairi: Sora............... I have to tell you something
Sora: what is it while we treasure this moment
Kairi: Even if I told you promise me you won't get mad
Sora: for what
Kairi: I have to tell you something but it will really piss you off
Sora: it doesn't matter just tell me
Kairi: ok......... Sora, this is just a dream you'll just wake up in five seconds
Sora: yeah yeah whatever ........ wait WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora wakes up and see's that Riku was already up and it was 8 am.
Sora: ................... ....................
Riku: whats with the faces
Sora:THAT STUPID BIT#H HAD TO RUIN THAT DANMMMM MOMENT. ME GET ANGRY. ME GET FRUSTRATED. ME CHANGING TO HULK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Riku:.................... wtf is going on with him.
To BE Continued........ until Sora stops screaming into thinking that he's the incredable Hulk.
Sora and Riku were sleeping. It was 6 am in the morning in Day 2. All of a sudden someone opened the door. Sora woke up.
Sora: *rubbing his eyes* huh ehh what
Sora saw who it was.
Sora: I don't belive it........ Kairi is that you
Kairi: Sora I finally found you.
Kairi runs up to Sora and hugs him.
Sora: how the hell did you find me
Kairi: I followed my heart
Sora: ??????????? not more poetry but for real how did you find me
Kairi: I told you I followed my heart
Sora: stop being so stuey pid how did you find me
Kairi: it doesn't matter, here I have the key to the chains
Kairi unlocks Sora's chains.
Sora: ahhhhhhh what a relief. Quick do Riku's
Kairi: forget about him. come on just you and me traveling to other worlds lets leave Riku behind
Sora gets up and Kairi hugs Sora
Sora: ughhhhhh ok....... but than again I'm really happy that I'm free
Kairi: Sora............... I have to tell you something
Sora: what is it while we treasure this moment
Kairi: Even if I told you promise me you won't get mad
Sora: for what
Kairi: I have to tell you something but it will really piss you off
Sora: it doesn't matter just tell me
Kairi: ok......... Sora, this is just a dream you'll just wake up in five seconds
Sora: yeah yeah whatever ........ wait WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora wakes up and see's that Riku was already up and it was 8 am.
Sora:
................... .................... Riku: whats with the faces
Sora:THAT STUPID BIT#H HAD TO RUIN THAT DANMMMM MOMENT. ME GET ANGRY. ME GET FRUSTRATED. ME CHANGING TO HULK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Riku:.................... wtf is going on with him.
To BE Continued........ until Sora stops screaming into thinking that he's the incredable Hulk.
XD awesome update dude, this is so friggin hilarious dude. update. like, soon dude.
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This is the funniest thing ever.
i cant stop laughing lol
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Chapter 8- Good news and Bad news
Sora: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Riku: ................. HUH you done yet
Sora: not quite. *breaths in deeply* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*1 Hour later*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................................
Riku: ........ Finally done yet Fag
Sora: mmmmmmmm not yet ......................... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Riku: THAT's IT don't you see you are not going to change to the Incrediable Hulk.
Sora: but I did it once in my dream before.
Riku:.................. Your more of a Fagit today Sora.
Sora: *waving his hand down* oh stooooooooop iiiiiiiiiiiit!
Riku: see your becoming more of a fag today
Sora: What does FAG mean still.
Riku: never mind you won't understand till you get a brain transplant.
Sora: whatever anyways whats for breakfast
Riku points at the toilet next to Sora
Riku: SH!T
Sora: whats their to drink?
Riku: Urine or toilet water
Sora: whats for desert?
Riku: Diarea in ten minutes.....................Oooooo got to go
Sora takes out a mic
Sora: Gota go. Gota go. Gota go Gota go Gota go RIGHT NOW.
Riku: Shut the hell up when I'm using it
Riku sits on the toilet next to him and picks up a news paper
*Scene cutted*: Reason....... well its too dirty to read
Sora: Is there anything to eat besides whats in the toilet
Riku: I'm afraid not but I have good news and bad news
Sora: Tell me the bad news first Riku
Riku: the bad news is......... your turning GAYYYYYYYY.
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Sora: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............
Riku: DANM, what does it take to keep your mouth Shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Food.
Riku:.................... great just great we have no food and we're starving here
Sora:So tell me the good news
Riku: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Sora: WOW, really how much?
Riku: ughhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh hmmmmmm they didn't say. they just say that phrase on tv.
Sora: ohhh............ Than whats the point if you don't know the intrest rate or payment
Riku: never really thought of that before huh.
Sora: geez people should get sued for false adverstisement.
Riku: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! you just made a point for the first time ever
Sora: REALLY!!!!!!!!!! lets celibrate and have a Fiestaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora takes out a pair of maracas and a mexican hat and a boombox with a mexican theme song and a karaoke machine plus a bottle of champagne from his pockets
Riku: Where the F&$K did you get those
Sora: oh I carry food, drinks, and knick knacks in my pocket all the time. That way I don't forget where I place my things.
Riku:.................. YOU FU$%ING DUMB @$$ WE WERE STUCK HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD FOOD, DRINKS, OR TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: uhhhhh............. yeah?????????
Riku:.........................
I WILL FUC%ING KILL YOU SORA. MARK MY WORDS
Sora: don't be hating
Riku: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
To Be Continued...........Eventually till Riku stops yelling
Ok people I need a favor to ask you all. I want to you to rate this chapter and the next chapter and the next chapter and the chapter after that. Well you get the point. rate the chapter from the following
10- outmost funny
9- funny as it can be
8- kick @$$ chapter
7- cool chapter
6- average
5- mediocre
4- crap
3- worst crap
2- gay
1- stupid chapter thats not worthy enough for you
0- SH!T
so............. RATE THIS CHAPTER!
Sora: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Riku: ................. HUH you done yet
Sora: not quite. *breaths in deeply* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*1 Hour later*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................................
Riku: ........ Finally done yet Fag
Sora: mmmmmmmm not yet ......................... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Riku: THAT's IT don't you see you are not going to change to the Incrediable Hulk.
Sora: but I did it once in my dream before.
Riku:.................. Your more of a Fagit today Sora.
Sora: *waving his hand down* oh stooooooooop iiiiiiiiiiiit!
Riku: see your becoming more of a fag today
Sora: What does FAG mean still.
Riku: never mind you won't understand till you get a brain transplant.
Sora: whatever anyways whats for breakfast
Riku points at the toilet next to Sora
Riku: SH!T
Sora: whats their to drink?
Riku: Urine or toilet water
Sora: whats for desert?
Riku: Diarea in ten minutes.....................Oooooo got to go
Sora takes out a mic
Sora: Gota go. Gota go. Gota go Gota go Gota go RIGHT NOW.
Riku: Shut the hell up when I'm using it
Riku sits on the toilet next to him and picks up a news paper
*Scene cutted*: Reason....... well its too dirty to read
Sora: Is there anything to eat besides whats in the toilet
Riku: I'm afraid not but I have good news and bad news
Sora: Tell me the bad news first Riku
Riku: the bad news is......... your turning GAYYYYYYYY.
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Sora: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............
Riku: DANM, what does it take to keep your mouth Shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Food.
Riku:.................... great just great we have no food and we're starving here
Sora:So tell me the good news
Riku: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Sora: WOW, really how much?
Riku: ughhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh hmmmmmm they didn't say. they just say that phrase on tv.
Sora: ohhh............ Than whats the point if you don't know the intrest rate or payment
Riku: never really thought of that before huh.
Sora: geez people should get sued for false adverstisement.
Riku: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! you just made a point for the first time ever
Sora: REALLY!!!!!!!!!! lets celibrate and have a Fiestaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora takes out a pair of maracas and a mexican hat and a boombox with a mexican theme song and a karaoke machine plus a bottle of champagne from his pockets
Riku: Where the F&$K did you get those
Sora: oh I carry food, drinks, and knick knacks in my pocket all the time. That way I don't forget where I place my things.
Riku:.................. YOU FU$%ING DUMB @$$ WE WERE STUCK HERE FOR TWO DAYS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD FOOD, DRINKS, OR TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: uhhhhh............. yeah?????????
Riku:.........................
I WILL FUC%ING KILL YOU SORA. MARK MY WORDS
Sora: don't be hating
Riku: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
To Be Continued...........Eventually till Riku stops yelling
Ok people I need a favor to ask you all. I want to you to rate this chapter and the next chapter and the next chapter and the chapter after that. Well you get the point. rate the chapter from the following
10- outmost funny
9- funny as it can be
8- kick @$$ chapter
7- cool chapter
6- average
5- mediocre
4- crap
3- worst crap
2- gay
1- stupid chapter thats not worthy enough for you
0- SH!T
so............. RATE THIS CHAPTER!
i giv it a 9 ^.^ !!! it was omg sooo funny but it didnt make me actually laugh out so loud that my brother counldve heard me across the room. lol sora is such a retard in this fic >.<
i give it a 9 also
hey, i'd give it a 9, 9 and a half, cause this is funny as hell dude. so awesome. XD
I would give it a 9 but im going to give it a 8 because it was funny but not as funny as the last chapter but it was still good keep posting them.
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Chapter 9- The Diz Man's twisted idea ( this chapters really boring so skip it unless you didn't see the movie SAW)
Riku:.................................
Sora:.................................
Riku:..................................
Sora:.......... soooooo got a girlfriend
Riku: huh..... oh yeah I do. Here I have a photo of her in my wallet
Riku takes out his wallet
*WHACK*
and throws it fast that it hit Sora's face leaving a mark
Sora: I said I was sorry
Sora opens the wallet and see's a picture of a blonde hair girl.
Sora: danmmmmmm she's fine.
Riku: yeah she is.
Sora: whats her name
Riku: Namine
Sora: Namine............. Namine.......... Namine......... sounds very familiar. (Sora's memory was wiped clean of Namine do to the castle oblivion incident)
Riku: yeah whatever. Hey look behind that picture and you'll see me, Namine, Kairi, and you in the photo behind it.
Sora: HUH!!!!!!!!! wait how can I be in a picture that I don't remember
Riku: you must be high on crack that day.
Sora: high on crack???????????? what do you mean
Riku: never mind. just look fag
Sora looks behind the the photo. It was a picture of Namine and Kairi tied up with their mouth sealed with duck tape and a gun pointing at their heads. Sora turned the photo around and their was a note.
"You know you can see an X if you see in the dark"
Sora: ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????
Riku: what?
Sora: I see Namine but not us or Kairi.
Riku: HUH?
Sora: here
Sora throws back the wallet with the picture. Riku opened his wallet than.
Riku:.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT FUC#ING BASTARD HAS KAIRI AND NAMINE AS A HOSTAGE
Sora: whats a hostage
Riku:........... why the fu*& did you give me the picture
Sora: because it was yours
Riku: you stupid DOUCHE BAG.
Sora: WHAT!?
Riku: as a friend you can't let your friend see this picture
Sora: why not
Riku: because you are suppose to hide it from me so I don't feel sad.
Sora: ughhhhhhhhh ok
RIku: dude do you even care about Kairi
Sora: what Kairi's in the picture
Riku:.................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... ............................. GOD PLEASE KILL HIM.
Sora: hey close the lights
Riku: why
Sora: look at the back of the picture
RIku looks at the back and reads the note
Riku:.............. well one way to find out
Sora: allright
Sora flicks the light switch to turn off the lights.
The room was dark and a X appeared near Riku which was glowing yellow on the wall
Riku: dude how did we miss that
Sora: maybe its one of those glow in the dark paint that reacts to light
Riku: oh yeah.
Sora flicks the light switch on
Riku: time to get to work
Riku bashes on the wall till it breaks. He removed the bricks and stuff and took out a chest
Sora: hey open it
Riku tires to open it
Riku: its locked
Sora: FU#K
Riku: wait the key
Sora: I don't have my keyblade
Riku: no you dumb @$$ the key that we had in the begining.
Sora: OH............ here
Sora takes the key and throws it at Riku. Riku catches it and opens the treasure box. He took out a nextel cell phone
Sora: oh hell yeah one of the best inventions in the world
Riku tries to dial.
Riku: no answer or dial tone.
Sora: maybe its one of those phones that calls you and answers only.
Riku than takes out a bottle of Elixer
Sora: No make that the best invention in the world. Quick give it here
and Riku takes out a play GIRL magazine
Sora: NO MAKE THAT the best invention in the world.
Riku:.............................. *DARK FIRAGA*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku burned the magazine
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. oh well give me the elixer
Riku see's a note in the box. it said
" you know Riku their are ways to kill Sora without you doing anything. Give him the elixer its full of Posion that will kill him. "
Riku:.........................................................
Sora: whats wrong
Riku's mind: .................. I can kill Sora and be free. But I can't kill him especially that retarted promise I made in the first day. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why did I ever hang out with this Fagit. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THINK RIKU..............
Sora: whats wrong can't you give me the elixer
Riku:Sora................... its poisoned
Riku thows the bottle at the wall and shattered the bottle. The poison was on the wall which caused the wall to melt making a hole to appear
Riku:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Be Continued( wasn't expecting that were you)
Riku:.................................
Sora:.................................
Riku:..................................
Sora:.......... soooooo got a girlfriend
Riku: huh..... oh yeah I do. Here I have a photo of her in my wallet
Riku takes out his wallet
*WHACK*
and throws it fast that it hit Sora's face leaving a mark
Sora: I said I was sorry
Sora opens the wallet and see's a picture of a blonde hair girl.
Sora: danmmmmmm she's fine.
Riku: yeah she is.
Sora: whats her name
Riku: Namine
Sora: Namine............. Namine.......... Namine......... sounds very familiar. (Sora's memory was wiped clean of Namine do to the castle oblivion incident)
Riku: yeah whatever. Hey look behind that picture and you'll see me, Namine, Kairi, and you in the photo behind it.
Sora: HUH!!!!!!!!! wait how can I be in a picture that I don't remember
Riku: you must be high on crack that day.
Sora: high on crack???????????? what do you mean
Riku: never mind. just look fag
Sora looks behind the the photo. It was a picture of Namine and Kairi tied up with their mouth sealed with duck tape and a gun pointing at their heads. Sora turned the photo around and their was a note.
"You know you can see an X if you see in the dark"
Sora: ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????
Riku: what?
Sora: I see Namine but not us or Kairi.
Riku: HUH?
Sora: here
Sora throws back the wallet with the picture. Riku opened his wallet than.
Riku:.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT FUC#ING BASTARD HAS KAIRI AND NAMINE AS A HOSTAGE
Sora: whats a hostage
Riku:........... why the fu*& did you give me the picture
Sora: because it was yours
Riku: you stupid DOUCHE BAG.
Sora: WHAT!?
Riku: as a friend you can't let your friend see this picture
Sora: why not
Riku: because you are suppose to hide it from me so I don't feel sad.
Sora: ughhhhhhhhh ok
RIku: dude do you even care about Kairi
Sora: what Kairi's in the picture
Riku:.................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... ............................. GOD PLEASE KILL HIM.
Sora: hey close the lights
Riku: why
Sora: look at the back of the picture
RIku looks at the back and reads the note
Riku:.............. well one way to find out
Sora: allright
Sora flicks the light switch to turn off the lights.
The room was dark and a X appeared near Riku which was glowing yellow on the wall
Riku: dude how did we miss that
Sora: maybe its one of those glow in the dark paint that reacts to light
Riku: oh yeah.
Sora flicks the light switch on
Riku: time to get to work
Riku bashes on the wall till it breaks. He removed the bricks and stuff and took out a chest
Sora: hey open it
Riku tires to open it
Riku: its locked
Sora: FU#K
Riku: wait the key
Sora: I don't have my keyblade
Riku: no you dumb @$$ the key that we had in the begining.
Sora: OH............ here
Sora takes the key and throws it at Riku. Riku catches it and opens the treasure box. He took out a nextel cell phone
Sora: oh hell yeah one of the best inventions in the world
Riku tries to dial.
Riku: no answer or dial tone.
Sora: maybe its one of those phones that calls you and answers only.
Riku than takes out a bottle of Elixer
Sora: No make that the best invention in the world. Quick give it here
and Riku takes out a play GIRL magazine
Sora: NO MAKE THAT the best invention in the world.
Riku:.............................. *DARK FIRAGA*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku burned the magazine
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. oh well give me the elixer
Riku see's a note in the box. it said
" you know Riku their are ways to kill Sora without you doing anything. Give him the elixer its full of Posion that will kill him. "
Riku:.........................................................
Sora: whats wrong
Riku's mind: .................. I can kill Sora and be free. But I can't kill him especially that retarted promise I made in the first day. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why did I ever hang out with this Fagit. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THINK RIKU..............
Sora: whats wrong can't you give me the elixer
Riku:Sora................... its poisoned
Riku thows the bottle at the wall and shattered the bottle. The poison was on the wall which caused the wall to melt making a hole to appear
Riku:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Be Continued( wasn't expecting that were you)
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dude that was awesome! i wouldn''t have blamed riku if he'd just poisened sora dude. i kno if some guy started singing hilary duff, i would've killed him within the hour. lol, nice update.
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Chapter 10- The escape plan......................well sort of
Riku: do it now
Sora: I don't wana
Riku: Do it.
Sora: Nooooooo
Riku: do it or I will kill you
Sora:............. fine
Sora emptied all of his pockets. here was the list of items he was taking out one by one
- Potions
-tents
- liquor
- weed
- cocane
- a cigaweed
- heroine
- five play boy magazines
- a drum
- a can opener
- a swiss army knife
- a battery
- a cd player
- a boom box
- cd's of back street boys and N'SYNC
- old Eminem CD
- a napkin
- a measuring cup
- a spoon
- a spork (fork and knife plastic)
- popcorn microvable
- a gameboy
- a gameboy pocket
- a game boy color
- a game boy advance
- a game boy advance SP edition
- gameboy micro
- a PSP
- a book of escape plans
- a dvd of dragonball z japanese with english subtitiles
- a mini tv
- an extenision cord
- a hell lot of cassetes for gameboy and tapes
- a spring
- a key??????????????????????????????
- a butterknife
- a butcher knife
- a pair of scissors
- a match
- a bottle of ether (low class)
- a Sora vodoo doll
- a Kairi voodo doll
- a book for dummies on how to read
- a dead squirell
- a live skunk
- a monkey
- a picture of Riku naked
- a picture of a BHK naked
- a robot
- furby
- a cable cord
- lipstick
- chapstick
- a dvd player
- vcr remote
- cable remote
- dvd remote
- a lab top
- a calculator
- a ruler
- a notebook
- a book of how to love men
- a book of how to learn to love
- a book of you are a total fu$king moron if you get this book
- a book of this is really retarted right now
- a book of SH!T
- a book of how to SH!T
- a book on how to make combacks
- a Harry Potter book blood of the prince
- a Lord of the Rings book the gay edition
- a book thats titled: I am a @$*(@&$^@#*&^@*#*%& (too dirty)
- a rubber duck
- a retainer
- a tooth brush
- a package of flour
- a pack of gum
- a sealed bar of CRUNCH
- a couple of YUGIOH decks
- a racoon
- a kitty
- a package of bolgna
- a carton of melted icecream
- an ice box
Sora kept on going and going and going until............
Riku: OK OK OK thats enough already. Jesus how do you fit all that stuff in there
Sora: .................... hmmmmmmmmmmmm I really don't know
Riku: forget just give me the swiss army knife
Sora looks at the pile.
Sora: ughhhhhh I think I lost it
Riku:......................... well what are you waiting for look for it.
Sora: I don't wana
Riku: If you don't I'll burn all of your play girl magazines
Sora: no anything but the zines.
Riku: thought so
To Be Continued as soon as Sora finds the swiss army knife which will take a while.
Riku: do it now
Sora: I don't wana
Riku: Do it.
Sora: Nooooooo
Riku: do it or I will kill you
Sora:............. fine
Sora emptied all of his pockets. here was the list of items he was taking out one by one
- Potions
-tents
- liquor
- weed
- cocane
- a cigaweed
- heroine
- five play boy magazines
- a drum
- a can opener
- a swiss army knife
- a battery
- a cd player
- a boom box
- cd's of back street boys and N'SYNC
- old Eminem CD
- a napkin
- a measuring cup
- a spoon
- a spork (fork and knife plastic)
- popcorn microvable
- a gameboy
- a gameboy pocket
- a game boy color
- a game boy advance
- a game boy advance SP edition
- gameboy micro
- a PSP
- a book of escape plans
- a dvd of dragonball z japanese with english subtitiles
- a mini tv
- an extenision cord
- a hell lot of cassetes for gameboy and tapes
- a spring
- a key??????????????????????????????
- a butterknife
- a butcher knife
- a pair of scissors
- a match
- a bottle of ether (low class)
- a Sora vodoo doll
- a Kairi voodo doll
- a book for dummies on how to read
- a dead squirell
- a live skunk
- a monkey
- a picture of Riku naked
- a picture of a BHK naked
- a robot
- furby
- a cable cord
- lipstick
- chapstick
- a dvd player
- vcr remote
- cable remote
- dvd remote
- a lab top
- a calculator
- a ruler
- a notebook
- a book of how to love men
- a book of how to learn to love
- a book of you are a total fu$king moron if you get this book
- a book of this is really retarted right now
- a book of SH!T
- a book of how to SH!T
- a book on how to make combacks
- a Harry Potter book blood of the prince
- a Lord of the Rings book the gay edition
- a book thats titled: I am a @$*(@&$^@#*&^@*#*%& (too dirty)
- a rubber duck
- a retainer
- a tooth brush
- a package of flour
- a pack of gum
- a sealed bar of CRUNCH
- a couple of YUGIOH decks
- a racoon
- a kitty
- a package of bolgna
- a carton of melted icecream
- an ice box
Sora kept on going and going and going until............
Riku: OK OK OK thats enough already. Jesus how do you fit all that stuff in there
Sora: .................... hmmmmmmmmmmmm I really don't know
Riku: forget just give me the swiss army knife
Sora looks at the pile.
Sora: ughhhhhh I think I lost it
Riku:......................... well what are you waiting for look for it.
Sora: I don't wana
Riku: If you don't I'll burn all of your play girl magazines
Sora: no anything but the zines.
Riku: thought so
To Be Continued as soon as Sora finds the swiss army knife which will take a while.
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