Fanfiction ► Kingdom SAW

[baller4eva14]

This isn't for little kids so if your little back off its not suited for you.
unless you dare if you read this so for real if your a kid don't read this.

Chapter 1 - The darkness

It was dark everywhere. There was no light or anything that can be seen. A boy was in a bathtub under the water. he woke up. He got up quickly breathing deeply and said.

Boy: where the fu*k am I

................................. nothing but darkness in the room

he looks at his leg it was chained to a wall and he started to panic.

Boy: oh sh!t am I dead is this kingdom hearts

???????: your not dead

Boy: WHO SAID THAT

???????: your not alone

Boy: stop freaking me out

??????: calm down I'm stuck too

Boy: owww whats that smell

??????: SH!T

Boy: isn't there a light switch anywhere to turn on the lights

??????: I can't find one check your area.

he looks around and finds it and switches it.

*FLASH* a blinding light came and they were lights from the ceiling. They couldn't see anything and started to get their focus than they saw eachother. there were two boys in an old bathroom both legs chained on the wall in a twenty feet squared sealed room . the boy had brown hair and the other white hair. It was Sora and Riku.

Sora: wtf are you doing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: wtf are you doing here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: you first I asked first

Riku: I was at a party last night got myself drunk and .............. thats it can't remeber now you

Sora: I just borrowed sugar from a stranger down the street it was strange sugar I gave him 10 bucks per kilo and i drank tea and here i am.

Riku:................rrrrrrighttt jesus your such a dumb a..................

Sora:...............................................................

they looked down at the center of eachother and they saw a dead body on the floor with his brains showing and holding a gun and tape recorder and blood everywhere on the floor.

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *PUKE*
Riku: OH SH!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAATTTTTTT *puke*

Sora: this is f*&king insane stuck with you

RIku: me what about the damm dead body.

Sora: OH didn't see that *pukes worse when saw the body*

Riku: I'm stuck with a dumb @$$ god help me

Sora: this is insane why are we here.

Riku: I don't know................... damm my cell phone isn't with me

Sora: what do we do what do we do what do we do

Riku: calm down first.......

he calmed down

Riku: do you know this guy

Sora: no never seen him

Riku: great I'm with my friend stuck in a bathroom with a dead body and it freaking stinks in here whats next.

Sora: I don't know.......... oh god...

Riku: what

Sora takes his shirt off

Sora: do i have any scars

Riku: huh

Sora: I saw this once in a movie a guy got drugged and next day he wakes up at a bath tub with his kidney gone and now on sale at ebay.

Riku: you don't have any

Sora: how can you tell

Riku: you should be in pain but your not and your wide awake meaning you weren't drugged.

Sora: thank god.

Riku starts to look around and Sora puts his shirt back on and finds an envelope in his pocket. It said SORA.

Riku: where did you get that

Sora: in my pocket

Riku looks at his pockets and finds an envelope that saids RIKU.

Riku: whats going on

they opened it and they were tapes mini tapes or cassetes as you say it and Riku had a bullet.

Sora: god whats happaning

Riku: I don't know

Sora: the tape player

they look at the dead man and he was holding a tape player and a gun.

Riku: Sora............... we need to work together to get out of here.

Sora: *nods*

Riku: we have to survive or we may die.

Sora: Riku.................

Riku: what

Sora: please I dont want to die I'm too young

Riku: don't worry none of us will die.

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Alright. It seemed interesting in the beginning, but the grammar went downhill like a pumpkin down a hill(?).

 

[Kingdom2917]

Its good, but almost all of it seems exactly like Saw the movie I hope you change it around a good amount.

 

[Niwa]

i like it and keep it up and change it around

 

[baller4eva14]

give me some ideas than

 

[KH2destiny]

good story can't wait till the next chapter

 

[Sterling_Silver]

dude yeah, this is awesome. but yeah, grammer could use a little work. other than that though, this fic rocks. XD

 

[baller4eva14]

Chapter 2 - Best friends ever....... are they

Riku: Sora listen very carefully.

Sora: what

Riku: you see that dead man in the middle of the room

Sora: uhhh Riku I'm not blind

Riku: I know just look at the guys hand.

Sora looks at the dead mans hand. he was holding a gun on his left and tape player on his right which is close to Sora.

Sora: you want me to get the tape player

Riku: DUHH

Sora: fine

Sora bends down and starts to reach for the tape player. but the chain on his leg didn't let him reach that far.

Sora: I can't reach for it. its too far

Riku: danm it, let me think

Jepordy theme song:
bom-bom-bom-bom
bom bom bom
bom bom bom
BOM BOM bom bom bom bom bom
bombom bom bom bom bom

Sora: wheres that music coming from

Riku: what music

Sora: that Bom Bom thing

Riku:.......... Sora do you have a fever

Sora touches his forhead

Sora: no why

Riku:.............. never mind. Anyway I got an idea take off your shirt

Sora: Riku for the last time I'm not gay

Riku: no fagit just take your shirt off.

he takes it off.

Riku: now remove your medalion.

Sora takes that off too

Riku: now tie your medalion to the end of your shirt

he did it

Sora: I see now you want me to throw my shirt and grab the tape player. Like fishing.

Riku: yeah whatever like fishing. now do it

Sora holds one end of his shirt and starts throwing his shirt to reach the tape player. His first try was a miss

Riku: come on aim more

Sora: I got it I got it

He throws his shirt again but just missed it silly

Riku: godd danm it fagit aim.

Sora: Stop calling me a fuc*in fag you douche.

Riku: HEY don't call me douche you terd pipe.

Sora: don't call me terd pipe you @$$ wipe

Riku: don't call me @$$ wipe you butt fu$*er.

Sora: don't call me a butt fu&*er you...you.....you

Riku: HA you can't think of a combat that proves your a fagit

Sora: ohhhhhh I give up

he throws his shirt away two feet from him and it lands on the player.

Riku:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well woudn't you know the third time is the charm

Riku: quick grab it

Sora reaches out for his shirt and grabs the end of it by a tip.

Riku: pull it

Sora: I know

he pulls it towards himself and finally has the player.

Sora: ok first mine

Sora puts his tape into the tapeplayer.

*CLICK* *TAPE PLAYS*

Tape player: hello Sora it seems you were able to get this tape player. Now listen carefully......... we are going to play a little game. The rules are simple. to beat this game you have to kill your best friend Rku. which you probably noticed he's with you right now. You must kill Riku and I will set you free. Let the games begin. oh and X marks the spot.

*CLICK* *PLAYER STOPS*

Sora and Riku looks at eachother.

Riku: give me the tape player

Sora: no if I throw it it will break give me the tape

Riku: just throw me the tape player danm it

Sora: you know how bad I am in throwing just give me the tape.

Riku:........ good point

he throws his tape and Sora catches it and inserts Riku's tape.

*CLICK* *TAPE PLAYS*

Tape Player: Hello Riku it seems you were able to get the tape player. Now listen carefully....... As you can see you are in a sealed room where you are chained to the pipe near you. I like to play a game with you. The rules are simple you have no time limit. You will have to kill Sora in order to leave this room..(#*&(*@#^$(&* (static) .once you've killed Sora I will open the door which is on the left side of the room.LET THE games begin.

*CLICK* *TAPE STOPS*

Sora: where the hell did that door come from

they looked and the room had door all of a sudden.

Riku: what is this room. Couldn't that @$$ who put us here give us more info.

Sora: and how can we kill eachother when we are chained to the god danm wall.

Riku: Like I said no ones going to die. give me the tape player

Sora throws his tape player and Riku barley catched it.

Sora: theres nothing important anymore. why do you need it

Riku: Listen

*REWIND* *PLAY*

Tape Player: #(*%&H(*&#

Riku stops the tape

Sora: did I just hear a H.

Riku: listen again.

Riku changes the volume to high and plays the tape again.

Tape Player: f$o*ll(ow #%Y#OU#R H#@E@#A$RT

*PLAYER STOPS*

Sora: I Heard it saids follow your heart.

Riku: not more poetry puzzle S*!T. god I hate this day

To Be Continued

 

[Niwa]

good job man

 

[TheRealNapster]

XD lol they really arn't best friends are they

 

[baller4eva14]

Chapter 3- The Culprit

Sora: follow your heart follow your heart.............. whats he talking about

Riku: I don't know, just look around and find what looks like a heart

Sora:........................ hey what about that does that count as a heart

Sora was pointing at a toilet that was near him

Riku:........ Its a toilet you dumb f*ck

Sora: no no no look at that symbol on toilet lid

There was a heartless symbol on the lid toilet drawn brown(you know what it is)

Riku: well what are you waiting for

Sora: what

Riku: put your hand in the toilet

Sora:......... don't tell anyone about this about this or I'll kill you

Riku: promise

he crosses his fingers

Sora than he well..... lets just say he puts his hand into the unflushed toilet and two minutes later

Sora: no solids

Riku: maybe check the lid

Sora removed the lid

Sora:................ should've checked their first

Sora takes a black bag out and opens it. Inside was two hand saws.

Sora: FU!K YEAH

he takes the two of the saws out and puts the black bag inside the bath tub. Sora than started to pull the chain to get the chains straigth and started sawing

Riku: hey dumb @$$ forgetting someone

Sora: ..................here

he throws the other hand saw and Riku did the same position and started to saw. However Sora started to get pissed off.

Sora: come on come on come on COME ON COME ON COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

He was sawing too fast that he broke the saw itself.

Sora:............ FU*K FU*K FU*K SON OF A B!TCH

he breaks the the saw again and again. he than throws his hand saw at a edge of a mirror which a piece of the mirror fell next to him.

Riku stoped and looks at the chain. there was no scratch

Riku: I don't get it whats the point with this danm saw.

Sora: Now we're stuck here forever.

Riku: or maybe....................... SH!T now I know who put us here

Sora: who, who put us here

Riku: I don't know who but I heard of him.

Sora: yeah yeah go on

Riku: I heard a rumor of a man who seeks Keyblade masters and make them kill themselves

Sora: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to kill myself

Riku: he wants us to kill eachother. He loves to see other keyblade masters die and turn them to a heartless. Than he steals your keyblade as a trophy and hides in the darkness.

Sora: who told you this

Riku: Mickey did

Sora: I don't belive this sh!t. maybe what if this killer is you

Riku: uhhhhh Sora I'm stuck here too if it was me I'd kill you fast.

Sora: than whats the point with these hand saws

Riku: he wants us ................. don't freak out

Sora: I won't

Riku: ok than . He wants us to cut out our own foot off.

Sora:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: I know its crazy but thats how he is

Sora: do you at least know his name

Riku: oh yeah they call him the DIZ MAN.

Sora: This guy is nuts

Riku: *SIGH* Looks like we're stuck here for a long time till we find a way to get out of here

they both sat down and looked at eachother.

Sora: how long will we live

Riku: don't talk negative speak positive

Sora: when the hell did you start to speak english english

Riku:............................. No Comment........................No comment

Sora: well lets start somewhere. Lets start with the past on what happaned after the kingdom hearts tragedy. well when i woke up in a capsule called Castle Oblivion.....................

Riku's mind: God help me. Jesus help me I don't want to be near this dumb @$$. I rather cut off my foot off so I can be far away from him. Wait thats it............... no than I'd die from blood loss if I did that. Come on Riku think I need to think I need to escape.

*two hours later*

Sora: and thats how it ended how about you

Riku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sora: Riku are you dead

Riku:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

To Be Continued when Riku wakes up

 

[Niwa]

lol good job keep it up and im surprised sora didnt chop his leg of

 

[Sterling_Silver]

dude, this fic is awesome. funny and awesome. XD keep it up dude.

 

[baller4eva14]

Chapter 4- Realationship?!

Riku and Sora were sleeping in their corners. than all of a sudden, ticing noises were coming from nowhere.

*Tic Tac Tic Tac Tic Tac Click*

Riku: uh ah.......... huh *wakes up*

Riku looks around the room and notices a clock apeared in the room on top of the door. It was 12:00

Riku:........... Danm I hate clocks. There too danm loud when you sleep.

.....................*minutes later*

Riku:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Tic Tac Tic Tac Click Tic Click*

Riku: ojwa huh

Riku wakes up again and looks at the clock and listened to the ticing.

*Click Tic Click Tac*

Riku: clocks don't click

*CLICK CLICK TAP TAP*

Riku: or tap............. wait what if..........Sora get up NOW!!!!!!

Sora: ten more minutes mom

Riku stares at Sora. He picks up a rock near him and throws it right between Sora's eyes.

Sora: SON OF A........ huh

Riku: Sora listen

Sora: for what

Riku: just listen I hear something

*Click Tic Tac Click Tap Tic*

Sora: that is one strange ticking clock

Riku: idiot, its not the clock its from outside

Sora: OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: I think someone's there

Sora: WTF!!!! HELP, HELP, HELP, CAN ANYONE HEAR ME, HELP WE'RE STUCK CAN YOU HEAR US

Riku:......................... yeah they heard you

*TIC TAC PATCH PATCH KNOCK KNOCK*

Sora: YEAH WE'RE IN HERE HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: THEY F@#%ING HEARD YOU

*STRAP.........................BEEP................BEEP.............BEEP...........BEEP*

Sora: whats that beeping noise

Riku: ............. OH SH!ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku covers himself with his arms on his face and crouched down

*BEEP ... BEEP ..... BEEP ... BEEP*

Sora: why

*BEEP.. BEEP .. BEEP*

Riku: ITS A BOMB YOU DUMB @..................

*BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Riku: *cough cough*

Sora: *cough cough*

The whole room was covered in smoke and the door was wide open now. Than the smoke started to clear

Sora: finally rescue

Riku: not really

Sora: why

Riku: I hate this day

Than a person in an al behd suit came into the room and started to speak al behd

Person: Muhk se shiesat whokos

than three people came in with Albehd suits

Man1: Eyski Tuicse Estupido

Man2: go gameisie soso rry yr

Man3: Ehhhhhh go gamkes soy muy bien

Person: your all speaking part spanish again

Man3: Oh........... youa sjt whot

Man1: lets just speak english

Person: good idea

The person starts to take off his suit or her suit off

Riku: god danmit I knew it

Sora: Riku who are they

The person was revealed it was Rikku (from FFX if you didn't play it)

Rikku: What

Sora: Huh

Rikku: you said my name

Sora: wait your name is Riku but his name is Riku

Sora was pointing at Riku in the other side

Rikku: well well well if it isn't my baby cousin

Riku: ughhhhhhhh

Rikku: whats a matter snookoms *pinches Riku's cheeck*

Riku: Stop that!!!!!!

Sora: Wait your realated???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: Sora meet Rikku with two K's. Rikku meet Sora.

Sora: uhhhhh hi

Rikku: hi

Sora: so are you going to rescue us

Rikku see's that they are imprisoned

Rikku: wow lucky us of to pick the wrong place to dig here he.

Riku: We don't need your help

Sora: RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikku: Oh I'm not helping till you say "please Rikku my bestest cousin please help us"

Riku: NEVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikku: there you go again in some star wars fantasy.

Sora: wait what he means is he'll say it.

Riku: No I'm not

Sora: Yes you are

Riku: No I'm not

Sora: Yes YOU ARE

Riku: NOT I'M NOT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: either tell her or I'll be singing for the rest of our lives stuck in here with you

Riku: you wouldn't

Sora: try me. you know what happaned in the christmas party last year at the karaoke mix machine.

Riku:.......... please Rikku my bestest cousin please help us

Rikku: No I change my mind now you have to say " Pretty Please help me my most favoritest cousin in the whole wide world "

Riku: You'll regret this................. Pretty Please help me my most favoritest cousin in the whole wide world

Rikku: with that attitude I think not now you have to say " Your my bestest favoritest cousin in the whole universe my queenny Princess Rikku you hot babe"

Riku:....................... Why don't you go F*(& YOURSELF

Rikku: *GASP* well I change my mind we're not helping you. seal this room now.

The four of them got out and sealed the door shut again.

Sora:.................................

Riku:................... Don't you dare

Sora: *Breaths in deeply*

Riku: I"M WARING YOU

Sora: OHHHHHHHHH Shake my body touch my body shake my body touch my body. Shake that thing miss....... gololololo shake that thing. I'm sorry MAMA .......... I never meant to hurt you..........

Riku: Well at least Rikku won't come here again...................... WHAT HAVE I DONE..............sniff

TO BE CONINUED. As soon as Riku stops crying and Sora stops singing.

 

[Sterling_Silver]

lol!! sora. singing eminem. like an insane, twisted universe. lol, that was totally awesome dude. awesome to the max, man. XD

 

[yuna:)]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hilarious.

 

[TheRealNapster]

XDXDXDXDXD LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Riku really hates his cousin does he.

 

[8-Ball]

i like the story. very nice.

 

[baller4eva14]

Chapter 5- WTF IS THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Anime???????????)

Sora and Riku were sleeping lying down. Sora was drooling and Riku was thumb sucking. While asleep someone opened the one door way room. It was two people from Full Metal Alchemist Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric.

Ed:................... DANM IT That bastard Scar told us the philosipher stone was here. danm him.

Al: looks like two people are living here we better leave.

Ed: yeah yeah.

the left and closed the door. Sora woke up confused and tired.

Sora: huh............... just a dream

he falls asleep.

*Five Minutes Later*

one person opened the door and it was Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: NARAKU!!!!!!!!!!..................oops sorry let me close this for you.

He closed the door and Riku woke up confused.

Riku: huh............... Danm nightmares I thought someone opened the door.

he falls asleep

*Five more minutes later*

someone opend the door again and it was Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece

Luffy: I finally found ONE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks around and sees Riku and Sora

Luffy:hmmmmm wrong place. Sorry if I woke you up

He closes the door. Sora and Riku woke up

Sora: huh................ ughhhh never mind

Riku: huh................. ughhhh never mind

They both fell asleep

*Five more minutes passed by*

Someone opened the door and it was Naruto

Naruto: OROCHIAMARU WHERE'S SAUSKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he looks around

Naruto:.......... how can i get confused with a bathroom and a secret hideout sorry if I disturbed you.

he closed the door. Riku opened his eyes and so did Sora

Sora: what the........ whats that danm noise

Riku: hmmmmmmmmm

*Tic Tac Tic Tac*

Riku: its that danm anoying ticcing clock thats waking us up. lets go back to sleep its 2 am

the both fell asleep.

*Five Minutes Later* AGAIN

someone opened the door and it was Kurosaki Ichigo

Ichigo: Rukia I'm here to save you..................... oh ............... sorry wrong white tower.

he closed the door. Riku and Sora woke up with a confused face.

Riku: ok wtf is going on here

Sora: I don't know but I think it has to do something with japanese cartoons called Anime.

Riku:........................... why the f*&@ would you think about that

Sora: i don't know.

Riku:............................. your a douche bag

Sora: I know what I am what what about you

Riku: my point exact.......... good night.

Sora: HUH............. ok WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS CHAPTER

Riku: who the hell are you talking to

Sora: the audince

Riku:....................... Your nuts Sora no ones here but you and me now go to sleep.

Sora: but there are people reading us its called Kingdom Saw.

Riku:....................... GOOD NIGHT FAG!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: Good night ............ friend

Riku: ughhhhh god why me.

To Be Continued

 

[sora is the best]

Omg this ridiculously funny when riku said GOOD NIGHT FAG!!!!!!!!!!
that was really funny i mean really funny i dont how u came up with this but keep it up and i cant wait for the next chapter.