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Mini-Series
Chars: Everyone from KH1 and a few from KH2 x_X
Story: Kingdom Hearts story for the first part with a few twists. After that it’s improvisation.
Note: Parts in single quotes such as ' <--- that are thoughts.
Chapter 1
Sora: Man I’m so bored.
Riku: Hey wanna build a raft?
Sora: Are you a ****tard? Hell no!
Kairi: Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let’s build a raft!
Sora: OK!
Riku: … ****ing bitch…
Sora: What?
Riku: Ummm… nothing? * cough *
Later that night.
Sora: OH EM GEE! Would you look at the size of that ball. That’s larger than Riku’s head!
Riku: I heard that!
Sora: Hahaha lawl
Riku: Shut up nub.
Sora: Where’s Kairi nub? Wasn’t she wif j00?
Riku: Lololololol nu dat wh0re g0t raip’d bi t3h d4rknezz. Lolololol.
Sora: Lololol I laf at hur.
Riku: Sora…
Sora: ‘OMG SERIOUS MOMENT!’ Yes?
Riku: Come with me… * sticks out arm *
Sora: Wtf? Are you gay? Hell no!
Riku: Fine you nub, you’re gonna get it.
* Darkness engulfs both of them *
Sora: OMFG I SEE A LIGHT! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! RUN AWAY!
* One minute later *
Sora: Hey this thing is sick. Almost as big as my ****.
Darkside: LMAO! U nub, u r sm4ll. Ur mom t0ld me.
Sora: Shut it nub!
Darkside: lololololoololol nub…
Sora: I’ll poke with my key! **** that sounded wrong.
Darkside: OMG I’M GONNA TELL THE ADMIN!
Sora: Too late *poke*
Darkside: LOLOLOLOLOL… ow *diez*
Sora: Lolololol I dun wunt 2 plei t3h hule game. Run hackKhone.exe.
* 5 minutes of hacking later *
Sora: Loloololol I beet the game. Lawl.
Kairi: You’re such a nub.
Sora: Shut it whore.
Riku and Mickey Mouse: LAWL!
=D
Chapter 2
Sora: Like omg, where the **** am I?
* heartless appears *
Sora: OH SHIT SON! IT'S A NIGGA! GIVE ME BACK MY BIKE HOE!
* Smacks shadow *
Shadow: Lawl nub i r haxing i lke totulli pwn u 2 teh m4x.
Sora: Oh yea? I got ummm....
* pulls cards from pocket *
Sora: WTF IS THIS SHIT! Cards?!?!? What is this pokemon? **** this. I'm hacking again.
Shadow: Lawl u r a nub if u hax.
Sora: ...Shut yo mouth or I'll ass rape you.
Shadow: ...
Sora: Where the **** is my hax?
Namine: OH SHIT SON IT'S SORA!
Sora: HOLY MOTHER ****ING SHIT! ...you look like Kairi, I shall call you a whore.
Shadow: LAWL!
Namine: T-T
Sora: lololololololol u jst lke K4iri shi cri al0t 2 shi a wh0re, su r j00. lololololol nub.
Namine: *BITCH SLAP*
Sora: Oh that's it whore.
Namine: *draws sora with a small *****
Sora: OH SHIT SON! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIIIIIIT! You ****ing whore, now how am I supposed to have buttsecks with sexy shadow over there?
Shadow: Oh shit son, you weren't lying.
Sora: lolololol nub u thut i wuz li'ng lawl
Shadow: ... *Disappears*
Namine: lololololol hi l3ft u hangng lawl nub
Sora: T-T
Namine: Lawl
Sora: *diez hair black* Like lawl i r em0 now.
Namine: No your just ghey.
Sora: That's Riku.
Riku: HEY WHORE I HEARD THAT!
Sora: Go away nub! lawl.
Riku: T-T
Namine: LmAo!
=D
Chars: Everyone from KH1 and a few from KH2 x_X
Story: Kingdom Hearts story for the first part with a few twists. After that it’s improvisation.
Note: Parts in single quotes such as ' <--- that are thoughts.
Chapter 1
Sora: Man I’m so bored.
Riku: Hey wanna build a raft?
Sora: Are you a ****tard? Hell no!
Kairi: Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let’s build a raft!
Sora: OK!
Riku: … ****ing bitch…
Sora: What?
Riku: Ummm… nothing? * cough *
Later that night.
Sora: OH EM GEE! Would you look at the size of that ball. That’s larger than Riku’s head!
Riku: I heard that!
Sora: Hahaha lawl
Riku: Shut up nub.
Sora: Where’s Kairi nub? Wasn’t she wif j00?
Riku: Lololololol nu dat wh0re g0t raip’d bi t3h d4rknezz. Lolololol.
Sora: Lololol I laf at hur.
Riku: Sora…
Sora: ‘OMG SERIOUS MOMENT!’ Yes?
Riku: Come with me… * sticks out arm *
Sora: Wtf? Are you gay? Hell no!
Riku: Fine you nub, you’re gonna get it.
* Darkness engulfs both of them *
Sora: OMFG I SEE A LIGHT! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! RUN AWAY!
* One minute later *
Sora: Hey this thing is sick. Almost as big as my ****.
Darkside: LMAO! U nub, u r sm4ll. Ur mom t0ld me.
Sora: Shut it nub!
Darkside: lololololoololol nub…
Sora: I’ll poke with my key! **** that sounded wrong.
Darkside: OMG I’M GONNA TELL THE ADMIN!
Sora: Too late *poke*
Darkside: LOLOLOLOLOL… ow *diez*
Sora: Lolololol I dun wunt 2 plei t3h hule game. Run hackKhone.exe.
* 5 minutes of hacking later *
Sora: Loloololol I beet the game. Lawl.
Kairi: You’re such a nub.
Sora: Shut it whore.
Riku and Mickey Mouse: LAWL!
=D
Chapter 2
Sora: Like omg, where the **** am I?
* heartless appears *
Sora: OH SHIT SON! IT'S A NIGGA! GIVE ME BACK MY BIKE HOE!
* Smacks shadow *
Shadow: Lawl nub i r haxing i lke totulli pwn u 2 teh m4x.
Sora: Oh yea? I got ummm....
* pulls cards from pocket *
Sora: WTF IS THIS SHIT! Cards?!?!? What is this pokemon? **** this. I'm hacking again.
Shadow: Lawl u r a nub if u hax.
Sora: ...Shut yo mouth or I'll ass rape you.
Shadow: ...
Sora: Where the **** is my hax?
Namine: OH SHIT SON IT'S SORA!
Sora: HOLY MOTHER ****ING SHIT! ...you look like Kairi, I shall call you a whore.
Shadow: LAWL!
Namine: T-T
Sora: lololololololol u jst lke K4iri shi cri al0t 2 shi a wh0re, su r j00. lololololol nub.
Namine: *BITCH SLAP*
Sora: Oh that's it whore.
Namine: *draws sora with a small *****
Sora: OH SHIT SON! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIIIIIIT! You ****ing whore, now how am I supposed to have buttsecks with sexy shadow over there?
Shadow: Oh shit son, you weren't lying.
Sora: lolololol nub u thut i wuz li'ng lawl
Shadow: ... *Disappears*
Namine: lololololol hi l3ft u hangng lawl nub
Sora: T-T
Namine: Lawl
Sora: *diez hair black* Like lawl i r em0 now.
Namine: No your just ghey.
Sora: That's Riku.
Riku: HEY WHORE I HEARD THAT!
Sora: Go away nub! lawl.
Riku: T-T
Namine: LmAo!
=D
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