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[Golden_Chocobo]

ok..i will update..after more replies are said lol.

 

[Heartchampion]

Haha, those were awesome. Keep making them man.

 

[Lord_Canti]

make more! make more! please won't you make more?!?!

 

[No.6]

Yes, please make more! I only have about a month and a week left before I can't get on this site anymore for a long time! "Help me Golden_Chocobo, you're my only hope!"

Alright, sorry about the Star Wars reference.

 

[Lord_Canti]

y wont u make more? plz plz make more...

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

alright alright ill make more lol ok it will come out tommorow morning probably so good night!! (pacific time usa)

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

ok ppl it's here!!!!

Episode 14(Part2):

Riku: Ugh..what happened? WOW!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WE CRASHED LANDED!! OH NO!! WE ARE TRAPPED ON THIS DESERTED ISLAND!!

Sora: Ugh..Riku..this is all your fault..

Riku: Oooohh…so it’s MY FAULT EH?!! WELL WHO WAS THE ONE THAT SUGGESTED TO GO ON A PLANE RIDE DURING A HURRICANE HUH?!!

Sora: uhh..you..

Riku: Suuuure..Stop blaming other people Sora..

Tidus: How are we going to survive?! No food, no water!!

Kairi: What do you mean no water?? We are surrounded by water!!

Yuna: Uhh..Kairi..that’s salt water..

Namine: It’s a good thing I always bring this!!

Namine holds up a book called “ If I was trapped on a skull shaped island with no food or water, what would I do?”.

Sora: Wow..talk about prepared..

Namine: And I also brought 15 gallons of fresh water and 20 boxes of pizza!!

Riku: Wow!! Really?!?!

Tidus: Yippie!!

Suddenly, a fox comes and eats the pizza.

Sora: WTF?!??!

Namine: Oh well..at least we still have the water!!

Sora: No I mean why would there be a fox here?!??!

Tidus looks around and finds some fire wood.

Tidus: Hey guys we should get a fire started so ships can see us!!

Tidus makes a huge fire that can be seen over 1000 feet.

Mean while

A ship sails by and sees the smoke.

Captain: Hmm..i wonder what is that??

Cadet: Uhh..i think that is smoke sir..

Captain: Oh no!! The ocean is on fire!! Turn back!!

Cadet: Set course back to Los Angeles!!

Back to the island

Tidus: Ugh..we’ve been sitting here for hours..

Sora: Man I’m starving..s-so hungry..how about you Riku?? Riku??

Riku: L-look at Namine!!

Namine’s teeth are all sharp and she is foaming. Her nails become claws and she starts growling.

Namine: M-must..n-need..f-food..stomach growling..cannot hold back desire for human flesh!! ROAAAAAR!!!!

Kairi: AAAAAH!!!!

Yuna: Namine has gone loco!!!!


Namine howls.

Namine: ROAAAAAR!!!!

They all run away as Namine chases them.

Sora: R-riku!! What should we do!!!!

Riku: Every man for themselves!!

Riku runs off like a coward.

Tidus trips on a rock.

Tidus: Noo!!!!

Sora: Tidus!!!!

Namien drags him into the bushes. You hear moaning and claw shedding.

Tidus: AAAAAAAH!!!! NO DON’T!!!!

There is a silence.

Sora: Noooo!!!! We lost Tidus!!!!

Kairi: Yuna!!!! We..

Yuna is gone. There is maoning and claw shedding again.

Yuna: AAAAAAAAH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Sora: Yuna!!!! It’s only me and you Kairi..

Kairi: One of us have to sacrifice ourselves!!!!

Sora: I’ll do it..you can live on!!!!

Kairi: Ok!! Go you do it!!!!

Sora: How selfish!!!!

Kairi: Oh no!! A cliff!!!!

Sora: We are trapped!! Wait what’s that?!?!

Riku stands on top of the moonlight and jumps down. He throws five celery sticks at Namine. She eats them and turns back to normal.

Sora: Riku!! You came back!!!!

Riku: You think I would leave my best friends to a killer monster?!!?!

Namine: What..what happened?!?!

Sora: Wait a minute..what about Tidus and Yuna?!??! Didn’t they get eaten?!!?!

Riku: Nope!!!! I saved them just in time!!!!

Tidus: Hey guys!!!!

Yuna: Hey!!!!

Sora: How?!?!

Riku: Well..when I ran I found some celery sticks in my pocket I got while sitting on the airplane. Then I saw Tidus screaming. I saved him just in time!!!! I used my magic zapper to penetrate the Namine villan. She striked at me. I fought gallantly to save Tidus, using my magic lazor vision and super punches. When all else failed, I had to use my energy bolts. They froze Namine long enough to take Tidus away from the trechourous villan. I then flew to Yuna where I-..

Yuna: No that’s not how it happened!!!!

Tidus: Yeah!! All you did was cry for help!! I was the one that got out myself!!!!

Yuna: And I was the one that fled to the other side of the island!!!!

Riku: Such bad grammar guys..i have no idea what you guys are talking about..

Sora: Don’t blame us!! Blame the writer!! Golden_Chocobo!!!!

Riku: Really?? Whose he??

Sora: Well he’s..

OK THAT GOES LONG ENOUGH. LET’S JUST SAY THAT THEY ALL MADE IT SAFETLY BACK TO DESTINY ISLANDS.

T H E E N D

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

sorry to do this but uhh..bump?? thanks!!

 

[No.6]

Yeah! It's great to see another chapter out! I'm stepping into the world of redundancy when I say "Keep making more!" so I'll say "Do not, under any circumstances, halt your production of sucha great story!" It was really funny how Namine turned into a creature.

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

ty..
wow..no one posts here anymore..

 

[No.6]

Come one people, post! Please? Or shall I have to post over and over? Naw, I won't double post.

 

[Ta_the_Suntwin]

wow that is sooo funny about namine turn into a creature!keep writing Golden Chocobo!
i'm loving it!

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

ok i will post..kinda weird though sorry..really tired that's why..

Episode 15(Part 1): Terror at 50 feet

Description: Riku’s afraid of heights.

Sora: Hey come on let’s go!!

Namine: Hold on, let me first get my necklace on.

Sora: Hey, where’s Riku?

Namine: Oh, he has the flu.

Sora: Flu? What flu? Just a few minutes ago at went partying at the beach!

Namine: Well, he should learn to take more care of his health then.

Sora: Hmmmm..

At the beach, Riku is laying on a long chair.

Sora: YOUR NOT SICK FOOL!!!!

Riku: Err..what ever do you mean? *cough* *cough*.

Sora: COME ON LETS GO TO THE ROLLER COASTER THEME PARK!!!!

Riku: Noo!! NOOO!! NOOO!!! NOOOOO!! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!!!! NOT ROLLER COASTERS!! NOOOOO!!!!

Sora: Come on, it’s not that scary..All you do is slowly travel up 50 feet in the air, building tenshion, and drop at an 80 degree angel downwards really fast at 200 miles per hour. Come on, its not that bad.

Riku: NOOOO!!!!

Sora: Sigh..fine..we’ll take you to the small ride..

At the Roller Coaster Theme Park

Riku: YOU CALL THIS THE SMALL RIDE?!!!!

It shows a giant roller coaster with lot’s of high and ups, sides, and loops.

Tidus: Hey, you should see the big ones!!!!

Riku: I’M NOT RIDING THIS!!!!

Namine: It’s for young children!!!! See look!!!!

Two five year olds go in the roller coaster.

Namine: SEE?!!

Riku: The only way you can make me go on it is if you make me!!

They all push him on.

Riku: I can’t believe your making me ride this..

Sora: Hey, you just said if we make you then you’ll ride it!!!!

Riku: Ok it’s starting..ok..ok..

Yuna: Looks like everything is fine and dandy!!!!

Kairi: Yup!! Everythings great!! Oh well, his seat belt isn’t buckled but that wouldn’t matter that much.

Sora: WHAAT?!!!

Tidus: RIKU!!!! YOUR SEAT BELT!!!!

Yuna: ARE YOU MAD THAT CAN KILL HIM!!!!!

Kairi: I know, that’s why I said it wouldn’t matter that much.

Riku: NOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Wooooooooooooosh.

To be continued..

 

[Heartchampion]

Make more please make more!!!!!!!

 

[Ta_the_Suntwin]

do it!!!!make more i want to see what happened to riku!!!!

 

[Goffy fused Sora]

come on make some more i luv all of them

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

kk lol.


Episode 15(Part 2):

Riku: NOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Sora: Riku!!!! Look out!!!! You’re at the drop you’re going to fall!!!!

Riku: YA THINK?!!!!

Tidus: FALL FALL FALL FALL!!!!

Namine: OH NO I CAN’T WATCH!!!!

Kairi: WHAT CAN WE EVER DO?!!!!

Yuna: I’ll HANDLE THIS GUYS!!!!

Yuna summons Ifrit to help.

Yuna: AHAHAHHA!!!! IFRIT!! GOO!!!!

Ifrit does meteor strike towards the Rollar coaster and completely destroys it.

Yuna: Err..uhh..hehe..uhh..

Sora: Riku!!!!

Yuna: Hey, it could have been worse!!!!

Suddenly, the roller coaster knocks the other roller coasters down, causing a chain reaction. It eventually hits a giant water tower which falls on Riku’s cart.

Yuna: AAAAH!!!!

Sora: YUNA!!!!

Tidus: NOOO!!! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!!!

Yuna: IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!!

Tidus: I WAS GOING TO SIT IN THAT CART!!!!

Kairi: LOOK!!!! IT’S RIKU!!!!

Riku: Ugh..man that water tower almost hit me..

Yuna: I’LL SAVE HIM GUYS!!!! BAHAMUT I SUMMON YOU!!!!

Bahamut is summoned and he comes out from the skies.

Yuna: BAHAMUT!!!! GO!!!!

Bahamut does mega flare and destroys the whole theme park. Only a few rides remain.

Yuna: Uhh..er..eh..hehe..

Sora: RIKU NOO!!!!

Tidus: THE THEME PARK NOO!!!!

Yuna: HEY LOOK HE’S ALIVE!!!!

Riku stands in the middle of nowhere looking dazed off and covered in smoke.

Riku: Uhh..

Yuna: I’ll SAVE HIM GUYS!!!!

Yuna starts to summon Anima.

Sora: FORGET IT!!!!

Yuna: Fine fine..i’ll go with something simple..

Yuna summons a Tonberry.

The tonberry walks up to Riku and hits him with his knife.

Riku: UGH!!!!

Yuna: AAAH!! OH OH AAAH FINE GOO!!!! BRASKA’S FINAL AEON!!!!

Sora: ARE YOU NUTS STOP!!!! YOU ALMOST KILLED RIKU!!!!

Tidus: Dude that guy sure has a strong will to live..

Riku: Ugh..

Suddenly, the theme park comes crashing down. Everyone heads for the door along with Riku.

Sora: Quick!!!! We have to shut the theme park door up before the fire spreads to the city!!!!

They all try to push the door close. Riku goes on the other and and pulls it.

Sora: Riku!!!!

Riku: Come on Sora we can do it together!!!!

They start pushing it till it almost closes.

Riku: Take care of her Sora..

Sora: Who??

Riku: My BMW of course!!!!

Sora: You got it Riku!!!!

The door closes and a huge explosion occurs.

Sora: RIKU!!!! NOOOO!!!!

Tidus: Ok guys let’s go get some pizza.

Yuna: Ok.

They walk away sad.

To be continued..

 

[Ta_the_Suntwin]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY GOD THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
poor riku.

 

[Lord_Canti]

That Was Hilarious...im Laughing So Hard Im Crying!!!

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

lol ty..waiting for more posts..