kh/kh2 jokes again!!!!

[black acid]

this was my best one

time for me to come back....

sora: stand still girls
namine:...AAAAAAA..AAAAAAAAAA.....AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.....IT HURTS
kairi: UUUHUHHHHH...YES-YES-YES...
sora:UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
namine:*deep breathing....VERY deep breathing* UUUUUUUUHHHHH.... OH GOD!!!
sora: HOLD ON THIS MAY HURT SOME MORE!!!!!!!...i'M GONNA TWIST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kairi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
namine: aliltle more pleaese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*big crazy smushy sound-sora on his back resting his eyes-namine and kairi holding each other tightly*
riku: WHAT IN THE NAME OF NINE INCHED NAILS ARE YOU RETARDS DOING
sora: do you know how much power it took seal this door in castal oblivion
riku: you know you could have aimed your keyblade to the keyhole and shoot at it to seal the keyhole
sora,kairi and namine:-__-


hope you likes

 

[DarknessKing]

i am very new er so do not tell me i stink
riku goes to soras house
riku:*knocks on the door*
sora:who is it
riku:me
sora:me who
riku:u know who i am
sora:uhhhhhhhhh....you
riku:just open the door
sora:*opens the door*still do not know who u are(riku is wearing the organization cloak)
riku:it is me riku
sorah







please tell me if this is funny at all

 

[Genocide]

LOL! that is funny rikubaka67!
KH and KH2 charecters looking through the KH2 jokes again, and the KH/KH2 jokes again threads.
sora: wow look at all the jokes riku! aw man look at how much they have made me look like a fool!
riku: you mean any more of a fool then usual?
sora: i resent that statement!
riku: you always do.
sora: aw man look at what they have done to kairi!
kairi: WHAT! I AM NOT A SLUT!
yuffie: you have nothing to complain about girl! look what they did to me!
diz: why would i want cereal?!?! i'm trying to rule the world! not rule cereal!
sora: and anyone seen hidden??? i want to find out what is going on with ansem!
ansem: grrrrrrrrrr!

TOO F***ING FUNNY. I REALLY LIKE IT
That one was nice. This time I'm not being sarcastic. Finally jokes worth my laugh. Thank you all who participate in this thread, I guess provoking people make them step their game up. All I want is a good laugh at Sora's expense.


*Just then, the coffin burst open, revealing the horrible rotting, fudge-covered form of Count Chocula*
Marluxia: HIAH!
Chocula: You cannot defeat a creature of the dark! and if you cant do that, how do you expect to fight a creature of chocolate?
*shoots lazerbeam eyes*
Marluxia: AHHHHHH....flowers....AHHHHHHH....urgh
*causes tree to grow in the room*
Marluxia: like this!
*kicks off pointy pieces of bark that fly at Count Chocula*
Chocula: NOOOOOO! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
*bursts into chocolate*
Marluxia: Now, with his blood the organization will form the all-powerful "Count Cocoa-Puff Cereal" MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!....flowers
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*later at the Federal Prison for Criminal Animals*
Voice: I'm calling for backup! AHHHHH....I broke into his cell but hes too strong, need help....

 

[UsagiOkami]

I guess provoking people make them step their game up.

you never provoked me though....you only "pawned" GTX and fantasygurl, although i still say you didn't. and can someone tell me what "pawned" means?
sora: oh crud they brought back some of the older jokes!
ansem:*throwing baby tantrum* NOOOO!!!!! i don't want everyone to read hiddens third story!
kero: well i want to hear it so stop whining!
riku: woah ansem's throwing a fit! and to think i respected him before, shame on you ansem!
kairi: O_O OK SOMEONE WILL PAY!! and omg ansem's throwing a fit!
heartless: wow and to think we feared that guy!
sora: WOW HEARTLESS CAN TALK!!!
riku: yeah didn't you know?
ansem: actually I didn't know!
riku: ! lazy bum.
kairi: thats my line!
riku: oh well!
kero:.....this is causing a lot of chaos...lets keep going!
riku kairi sora ansem: ! and if we don't want you to stop?
kero: well then oh well! you would have to catch me first.
riku kairi sora ansem: GET KERO!!!
kero: ok no i got to go...otherwise this will get ugly! *jumps into our world* ha ha you can't get me!
sora: cheater!
kero: you never made any rules for the chase! ha ha i win! and now to go to some other part of the forum untill someone makes another joke !

 

[fantasygurl1227]

omg i thought this thread was deleted!!! how in the world did i let it go to page six! bad fantasygurl

 

[Loserfreek]

Jeeze, has the thread been abandoned? or has a new thread been made?

 

[UsagiOkami]

Jeeze, has the thread been abandoned? or has a new thread been made?

no it has not been abandoned.....i hope! well anyways! i'm back!!!! but i can understand your question loserfreek, it does seem to be abandoned.....creepy, it is usually crawling with jokesters, am i not the only one who has been distracted for a while? curious. well anyways, someone post on this!..besides me of course, oh and loserfreek.
sora: yay a slow time on the thread that likes to make fun of me!
riku: sora it has not been a day, it has been a few days!
sora: so....your point is what? they aren't making fun of me!
kairi: fine then, we will make fun of you! it's to boring without you yelling at the computer because people are making fun of you.
riku: she's right you know sora.
sora:
kairi: well lets start shall we riku?
riku: you bet it kairi, ok sora, your feet stink from a mile away and you can't sleep without your teddy bear.
kairi: you can't get a drink of water without your sippy cup, and you are afraid of chipmunks.
riku: you like the color pink, and in your spare time you play dress up in your mom's clothes.
kairi: he does! hahaha! oh but still, you can't spell your own name, and you have a pet heartless!
riku: you also, are afraid of the water!.....ok i got nothing more, how about you kairi?
kairi: nope i can't think of anything either, want to go get a soda while we try to think of more ways to torment sora?
riku: sure.
sora: ok that was so wrong! and it's not a teddy bear, it's a bunny rabbit!...oh man!

 

[Kira Haro]

There's a reason the last 4 were deleted.



It has absolutely nothing to do with KH2 or it's story and yet you remain ignorant and keep making them without even one single glance at the Trash Bin.