kh/kh2 jokes again!!!!

[fantasygurl1227]

**sora and the gang are fighting cerberus**
donald: He's strong!!!
goofy: can't hold on
**sora jump up on cerberus's head but cerberus opens his mouth under sora**
sora: o SH*T i am about to get eaten
me: sora u are about to get eaten but i have good news
sora: is it a way to escape
me: no i just saved a bunch of munny on my gummie ship insurance by swiching to gyco
sora: HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U
**sora gets eaten**
me: its quite all of a sudden


CLUMSY SORA
**sora wakes up but then falls out of his bed**
sora: OUCH!!!
sora's mom: sora stop hurting yourself!
sora: i can't help it GOSH!
**sora makes his way down the hall but trips and busts his a$$ on the way**
sora: i am having a really bad day
**sora then goes down the stairs and he gets about half way down before falling down the rest**
sora: i think i broke my a$$ bone
kairi: sora u don't have an a$$ bone
sora: STFU im in pain!!!
**kairi and sora walk to the docks but then sora gets hit on the head by a coconut when he was walking under a tree**
riku: your like a f*cking damage magnet
sora: shut up!
kairi: lets just go
**they set off to their play island on there boats but sora's boat sinks and he has to get in riku's**
sora: this is the worst day of my life
riku: yeah and u are ruening mine **throws sora out of the boat**
**sora swims the rest of the way**
kairi: ok we are here so what do u want to do
sora: nothing!
riku: yeah because he might bust his a$$ doing something
kairi: why don't u 2 race to the checkpoint
riku: YEAH!!! only if sora can handle it anyway
sora: U KNOW WHAT LETS GO!!!!
**they start the race but sora falls off the boardwalk, gets his jacket hood stuck on the zipline handle so he was just hanging there, finally makes his way to the checkpoint, tries to jump from tree to tree but falls through one instead, then makes his way back to the boardwalk again and loses the race**
riku: it only took u 30 minutes to finish the race
sora: can't move...god i hate my life **passes out**
kairi: poor sora i don't think he knew it was friday the 13th

 

[KHFanatic4565]

hillarious

 

[Magus364]

I'm not a part of the joke-off thing ,so i just put this on here for kicks.

riku in hallow bastion, standing in front of "magic mirror"

Riku: magic mirror on the wall who is the best warrior of them all?
magic mirror: Sora is.
Riku: WHAT?
mirror: u know sora is.
Riku:hmmm. once again, and this time answer me correctly,
Who is the best warrior of them all?
mirror: i'm telling u sora is!
Riku:GRRR!
mirror: you WERE the best warrior but Sora came and kicked your a**.
Riku: if you don't stop that I'll.....I"ll break you!
mirror: you can't, i'm Malificent's mirror, she would kick your a**.
Riku:Malificent! your mirror's busted! *walks away*
*Sora comes out from behind the "magic mirror"*
Sora: he he, sucker.

do you think i should keep posting jokes?

 

[rikubaka67]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!, although if he broke the mirror, he'd have 7 yrs. of bad luck (not that I believe in luck, but others do, and 4 breaking a mirror its 7 yrs.)

Riku: u're going down, Sora!
Sora: No, u will!!
Riku: No, cuz im older, faster, stronger, cuter, eviler, and the people like me better!!!!
Sora: NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! they like me better!
Riku: Keep beliving that, it may come true someday! but 4 now, let's get this party started!!
Sora: PARTY!!!!!! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!
Riku: its a figure of speech; lets fight im gonna kick ur butt
Sora: no, im gonna kick urs!!
*Darth Vadar comes out of nowhere*
Darth Vadar: No, im better!! and im gonna kick both ur butts cuz i have the dark side of the force on my side AND im totally awesome with a lightsaber!
me: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ITS DARTH VADAR *runs away*
Riku: did u kno she wuz there?
Sora: no, did u?
Riku: no. hey, lets follow her and see where her panicing and screaming takes her!
Sora: sure, why not?

Btw, im NOT afraid of Darth Vadar, i just saw Episode 3 a few dayz ago.
GOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U PPL SHOULD ALL GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fantasygurl1227]

lol thats funny!!! u should keep posting jokes
well i have a joke but im saving it for the joke off buuut i do have this one stupid one i just came up with so here ya go

**sora and the gang are asleep then suddenly sora wakes up**
sora: i can't sleep worth sh*t tonight
donald: **sleep talking** sora ur such an a$$hole what the hell did u do all of your life... do u live under a rock
sora: uhhhhhhhh HEY!!!
**goofy all of a sudden sits up**
sora: um goofy
goofy: **sleep talking** hey sora how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon ? sora: goofy.....uhh 3
**goofy falls over**
sora: that was weird
**sora goes back to sleep**
**donald wakes up**
donald: im thirsty
donald: hey i wonder if sora will say something if i talk to him
donald: ahem where do u keep your keyblade
sora: **asleep** in my pants
donald: ahahhaha ok well.....what is your deepest secret
sora: **not asleep**fu*ck u i'm not telling u that do u think i am a moron!!!
donald: that was pretty specific
donald: whats your favorite food
sora: **not aslep** roasted duck
donald: mhaaaaaa **faints**
sora: that'll teach him

yes i know its pretty random but i though of it in like 3 minutes so yeah

 

[rikubaka67]

LOL!!!

lol thats funny!!! u should keep posting jokes

thanx-i will

 

[sasuke 189]

okay heres my joke
sora : haha I.m better thean sasuke
sakura: no your not
sakura kills sora

haha sora weaker then sakura

 

[fantasygurl1227]

okay that wasn't that funny but keep trying

 

[UsagiOkami]

lol! i love it when people make geiko comercials! there just so silly!
kero:and now for a story, today we will hear the tale of the three little fools and the big bad ansem.
kero:sora kairi and riku all went out to see who could hide from ansem the longest.
riku:now why would we do that kero?
kero:be quite and let me finish the story.
sora:someones grumpy.
kero:well as i was saying, riku hid under a rock and-
riku:hey! i don't hide under rocks!
kero:be quite! as i was saying! riku hid under a rock, and then ansem found him and that was that, riku lost the game.
riku: *grumble*
kero:then kairi hid under a stick and-
kairi:hey!
kero:be quite i'm trying to tell the story! dang i hate it when the story people can hear the narorator!
kairi:i hate it when you narorate!
kero:why you little! anyways, kairi hid under a stick and ansem found her and that was that, kairi lost the game. now sora had to stay away from ansem and he won the game.
sora:uh oh, i'm in trouble!
kero:sora hid under a table in ansem's HQ.
sora: oh crud!
kero:yeah crud indeed, you know how the story goes sora. ansem finds you and you lose the game! and they all lived happily ever after because they were hiding from him but ansem never killed them!
sora kairi and riku: YAY!!!
ansem:kero that wasn't in the script! i was to pay you to let me take them out!
kero: well if you wanted to take them out, why didn't you just ask them to go out on a date!
ansem: this is what i get for working with teenagers!
kero:no this is what you get for being out bid.
ansem:?
*kairi sora and riku hand over payment*
kairi sora and riku: HA!!!
ansem: ok that's it! i'm going home and plotting all of your demises! and it shall be called kingdom hearts 2!! bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
kero: and that is why ansem is plotting revenge! the end......do i get payed now?


ok now i have a question, why is it that when i posted it, two of my Os turned into this? > why is that, did i trigger something?

 

[rikubaka67]

And that's the story of KH2!!!! JK!! LOL!!!! that wuz really funny, kero!

random coconut tied 2 a swallow

hmmmm..........interesting--it appears that no one has seen that movie. NI!!!!!! I SAY NI TO ALL OF U!!!!!!!! NI NI NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, im done! now, go watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail; its one of the funniest movies that ull ever c!

This joke is a varation of a Monty Python skit:

Riku: i've decided 2 cut back on my drinking, Sora!
Sora: congratulations, Riku!
Waiter: and for u, sir?
Riku: lets see..... i'll have a whiskey for the appitizer, a whiskey for my main course, and for my side.....um.....a whiskey, and for dessert i'll have another whiskey
Waiter: ok *walks away*
Riku: so, how have u been, Sora?
Sora: oh, i've been good. u?
Riku: same here. u kno, i don't feel like being in this joke anymore
Sora: me neither
Riku: so, why don't we leave?
Sora: ok, lets go *they get up and walk away*

im srry that wasnt that funny, plus its been awhile since ive seen that skit

 

[fantasygurl1227]

uhhh keep trying

**some clips from deep dive**
**unknown comes out of rock**
random unknown: we can walk through walls!
GEU: well....no not exactly
RU: **runs at fool speed towards a wall **SMACK!!!**
GEU: i was trying to tell u we can only phase though rocks
RU: well thats about queer WHY ROCKS WTF WHAT WILL WE GET FROM BEING ABLE TO WALK THROUGH ROCKS !!!.....i think i broke my nose
**later on**
**GEU walks up to the unknown sitting on the rock**
GEU: ur in my seat
Sitting unknown: Find a new damn seat i was here first
**GEU pools up his sleeve**
sitting uknown: hey look a floating kid over the ocean!
GEU: u don't see that everyday
sora: HELP CAN'T STOP BEEN FLOATING FOR 3 DAYS!!!**drifts off somewhere random**
Sitting unknown: well that was awsome
GEU: yeah i am good for the day
**riku jumps off building twards DWU**
riku: what a damn minute...WHEERE THE HEEEEEELL IS THE TRAAAAAAMPOLINE!**splat**
DWU: o thats gonna leave a big a$$ mark
DWU: wait how in the hell am i walking up a building??? **gets to the top then runs out of building**
DWU: well this is f*cking retarted **splat**
**DWU is fighting the heartless in the rain**
**DWU throws keyblade,then stands and waits for its return**
dwu:..........................................................................**cricket chirps**
DWU: uhhhhh **looks in the sky but the keyblade is nowhere to be seen**
DWU: sh*t thats this 4th one
**riku takes off blindfold in front of DWU**
DWU:i still can't see your face its raining and hello its DARK!
riku: STOP PMS'ING
DWU: ur the one tha bitches all the time
riku: STFU **grabs flashlight**
**turns on flashlight**
riku: can u see my face now
DWU: no my hood is in the way
riku: well guess what u just managed to waste about 10 minutes of my life
DWU: awsome!!!

some of it is funny but other parts are just stupid i know this lol

 

[GTX]

GTX: Welcome to who wants to be in KH2! Here is Namine! Now first question.

What is the name of Sora's weapon?
A.Keyblade
B.Poop blade
C.Your mom
D.mother f***** blade

Namine: I like to ask the audience?
GTX: Okay audience.
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A.100% B.0 C.0 D.0

GTX: They all say A.
Namine: Umm. Eliminate two please
GTX: Fine.

A. Keyblade
D. Mother F***** blade

Namine: Umm. I'd like to phone BHK.
GTX: Fine. BHK are you there?
BHK: Yes?
Namine: Ummm. What is the name of Sora's weapon?
A.Keyblade
D.mother f***** blade

BHK: what was the second one?
Namine: Mother F*****!
BHK: How dare you.
GTX: He hung up. So for $1 whats the answer?
Namine: Umm.
Namine's head exploded from two much thinking.
GTX: Well this is the same show in a new way.
Donald: Were stilll late!
Mickey: I'm not being interviewed until my pimple is gone.
Goofy: Shucks.
Sora: Yes! I've officially been in every show. Now for some tunes. I love ths song. Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
So Sora does the bump with Donald.

IM BACK!!! Rate my jokes. please.

 

[GTX]

Kairi: My favorite song is Oops I did it again.
Riku: Mine is Bring Me To Life
Sora: Mine is, let me check.
BHK: Mine is Pieces
Sora: F*** that was mine.
Namine: Mine is Imaginary.
Sora: SOB!
Axel: Open Your Eyes is the best.
Sora: I hate all of you. Lets see. Fine I choose.
A. He picks a good song
B. A gay song
C. A song
D. I like eggs.
All: B!
Sora: What I don't like gay songs. I like country.
Kairi: Its rock man. I bet you voted for Carrie.
Sora: So.
Riku: He didn't vote for bo! Kill.
Then they kill Sora.
All: Hurray!
Then he came back to life.
All: Boo.
Then he died from Kari.
All: Excellent!
Then he used potion.
Riku: Thats it kill the narrator.
GTX: What wait!

 

[black acid]

time for me to come back....

sora: stand still girls
namine:...AAAAAAA..AAAAAAAAAA.....AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.....IT HURTS
kairi: UUUHUHHHHH...YES-YES-YES...
sora:UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
namine:*deep breathing....VERY deep breathing* UUUUUUUUHHHHH.... OH GOD!!!
sora: HOLD ON THIS MAY HURT SOME MORE!!!!!!!...i'M GONNA TWIST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kairi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
namine: aliltle more pleaese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*big crazy smushy sound-sora on his back resting his eyes-namine and kairi holding each other tightly*
riku: WHAT IN THE NAME OF NINE INCHED NAILS ARE YOU RETARDS DOING
sora: do you know how much power it took seal this door in castal oblivion
riku: you know you could have aimed your keyblade to the keyhole and shoot at it to seal the keyhole
sora,kairi and namine:-__-

 

[fantasygurl1227]

SOOOOOOO GROOOOOOOSS EWWWWWWW that gave me bad thoughts......but it was funny i liked riku **riku is H-O-T hot**lol
GREAT JOB GTX THOSE WERE HALARIOUS!!!! LMAO

 

[Loserfreek]

ergh, i can't believe i missed that joke off. i didn't get the message until today. i've been studying for school a lot. curses. and now i know why i couldn't post anything on the old thread. silly me. well, i'll try to think of a new joke (i keep saying that but never do it) hopefully i get some time to do so.

 

[rikubaka67]

ok, i kno that my last joke wuz not funny at all. in fact, IT SUCKED!!!!!!! U can just say it, i won't B mad. but, i never told u that i wuz good at jokes! JK lol so heres another one--i hope u like it

*Namine walks into a store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair brown* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair blue* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair red* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair black* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
Namine: how do u kno that im a blonde after i died my hair all these colors?
Store Clerk: because that's not a TV--that's a microwave!!

 

[black acid]

ok, i kno that my last joke wuz not funny at all. in fact, IT SUCKED!!!!!!! U can just say it, i won't B mad. but, i never told u that i wuz good at jokes! JK lol so heres another one--i hope u like it

*Namine walks into a store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair brown* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair blue* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair red* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
*Namine leaves and dies her hair black* *she comes back into the store*
Namine: I want to buy that TV
Store Clerk: No, u stupid blonde
Namine: how do u kno that im a blonde after i died my hair all these colors?
Store Clerk: because that's not a TV--that's a microwave!!

that's ok but here's mine

unknown212 KL and kero finaly get to twighlight town....
kero: we should find a hotal
unknown212: what about a motel
KL: it's the same thing but the motel sucks more
kero:then it's settled of off to the motel
*our three heros enter a nice and comfterblu hotel when suddenly
hero of light: how may I help you dumb nuts
kero:your a loser and don't you ever call me a dumb nut again
unknown212EANUTS WHERE!?!
*KL gives unknown212 sleeping medication
unknown212: A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
*unknown212 eats a cup of sugar*
KL: aaaaaaaaaa great know I have to get a tranqulizer
*KL gives unknown212 a shot-unknown212 goes to sleep
KL: now where was I....oh yeah*hero of light is desinagreated* don't you ever call me dumb nut
kero:I guess will be staying for free now...
oathion: I'll get your rooms
later that night...unknown212 is walking with sora out side of twighlight town
unknown212: so.....you want us to find bhk?
sora: yeah
unknown212:why?
sora:cause....he has my simba card.....
unknown212: your cool and all sora but seriously stop with the stupid comments
bfu:die biothes
unknown212:you vcan take your disscombabulated sword and shuf it up your a$$ buddy
kero: I'm with 'ya unknown212
unknown212: where your you guys(using medafore)
KL: we had a all night party with king mickey *KL uses new and imporved ultima keyblade-kero take out a new wepon as well called phantom kight(a gun blade with a nicly detailed wolf on it .also is seriously powerful. kero uses that wepon with evil enigma-unknonw212 was so tierd of bfu shit 'foght with his bare hands (and 200 martle arts)
bfu: uh-oh
sora when we kill you say hi to hell for me*bfu dies in a gory massicrer*
unknown212:NOW WE PARTY!!!!!*every one starts dancing and partying*
everyone in the party: AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SUGA MAMA PARTY CAUSE A SUGA MAMA DON'T STOP YA-YA

 

[UsagiOkami]

LOL!!!!! and to think i was going to go look on the other joke thread to see if you had continued it or not!!! ROTFL!! HAHAHAHAHA!! *falls on floor* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[black acid]

LOL!!!!! and to think i was going to go look on the other joke thread to see if you had continued it or not!!! ROTFL!! HAHAHAHAHA!! *falls on floor* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*laghs uncontolable with kero nxet to unkonw212*hahhahahyahahahahhahahahahahah uh man I wish KL saw these joke's