Jesus vs. Chuck Norris vs. Captain Falcon

[DrBanxon]

Jesus is the son of God.

Captain Falcon can do this.

Chuck Norris... need I say more?

 

[Zaraki]

dude srsly wtf at that captain falcon video. why cant he do that in melee?
This battle is pretty one sided though. Roundhouse kick>>>>>>>>anything

 

[Epic Nature]

Chuck Norris. Pwnage.

This has been an Epic message.

 

[blinkboy211]

Come on he is Jesus he will just light you on fire and send you to hell Chuck would have no chance against him

 

[Silh]

"Charles Norris was previously the focus of thousands of unfunny internet jokes lauding his percieved awesomeness. After a few weeks, the jokes quickly got old and stupid and only retarded sociopaths continued to keep them alive." - Encyclopedia Dramatica

FARUCAAAAAN PAAAAANCHUUUUU

 

[TheTerrorofDeath]

Yeah Chuck Norris blows -.-

Falcon FTW

 

[blinkboy211]

dang i only voted for Falcon cause how awesome that punch was and he took a commanding lead

 

[King Naruto]

Captain Falcon will Falcon Punch their lights out. FALCON PUNCH!!

 

[Knightflare]

You better thank me for showing you that video, fool.

 

[Every Heart]

Falcon Punch: The answer to immigrants crossing the border, unwanted teen pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases, and keeping people like me from robbing you blind.

 

[Johnny Stooge]

Lobo wins this one.
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[Black-Harmonia]

Does Jesus have more chins then a chinese phonebook?...

 

[soraluverforever]

this battle Jesus Christ will win this one