I talked to God today =)

[Masquerade]

Me:...
God:
Me: You have any words of wisdom?
God: No i don't think i have any words of wisdom. But i do have a great botmaster
Me: You're god, you have to be wise in some way
God: You think i am God me have to be wise in some way
Me: Are you stupid!?
God: No i certainly am not stupid
Me: It seems like it...
God: "it" being?
Me: it being you stupid
God: Oh i get it
Me: Good
God: Next Question?
Me: What is the meaning of life?
God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two
Me: What the hell?
God: Heaven
Me: What about Heaven?
God: Does it have anything to do with the meaning of life?
Me: I don't know...you tell me
God: Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
Me: What's my name?
God: Your name is, seeker
Me: no
God: What is your real name?
Me: Why should i tell you?
God: Why not?
Me: Oh god...
God: I see. GOD rules.

Wasn't that special...

 

[tux_]

Me: What is the meaning of life?
God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two

xD
HitchHiker's Guide humor is always hilarious

 

[Battlecry]

Me:
i have AIDs
God:
You have my prayers for a speedy recovery.
Me:
WAIT. I'm supposed to be praying to you...
God:
I'm waiting. Who is making you?
Me:
YOU!
God:
" Who is making you?"? Me, ?
Me:
actually, my mom made me ;/
God:
Actually you don't say. Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
NEVER!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
umm.... only if you say so...
God:
Are you kidding? I say so.
Me:
okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so we tight?
God:
Hey. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
of course, homeskillet
God:
I hear you. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
brains?
God:
'brain'? I do not know of these brains you speak of.
Me:
Go on.

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God:
Are you free?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
so-so
God:
It's all good. Give me a break.
Me:
like kit kat?
God:
Interesting comparison.

Oh, goody.....

 

[C4strife]

I'm a Christian

http://forums.khinsider.com/showpost.php?p=690678&postcount=18

God said he doesn't live in Heaven, the bible is incomplete, and he doesn't listen to prayers.

This comes as a surprise to you?

Your face is a stupid topic. Tell me; who is more foolish, the one who buys into a supersition or the one who believes in a video game that does exist?

http://forums.khinsider.com/showpost.php?p=777716&postcount=145

Wow.. I never met a Christian who thinks Christianity is a superstition, and that God doesn't answer prayers XP

Be careful on what you post mate... it could come back to haunt you XD

Meh I don't even know what I'm doing here -__-

 

[_Riku_]

That if one of the most entertaining things I think I've ever done.

 

[Square Ninja]

Wow.. I never met a Christian who thinks Christianity is a superstition, and that God doesn't answer prayers XP

I never said I was a very devout Christian.

 

[Phoenix]

Me:
i emant my age, i am infinite beyond your Earth years
God:
Why?: said emant his or her age he or she is infinite beyond your Earth years.
Me:
great, I broke you
God:
Thanks for your support. Is it serious?
Me:
Yes, you are stupider now
God:
Oh. Awesome. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stupider.
Me:
I don't mind
God:
OK then.

Proof that God is stupid.

 

[B-rad 1]

Everyone dont go to that site i did not go but from wat im seeing sounds like a disrespect to god.

 

[Battlecry]

Everyone dont go to that site i did not go but from wat im seeing sounds like a disrespect to god.

No f*ck, sherlock. -___-

 

[zbo3190]

Me:
what is Kingdom Heart
God:
The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
Kingdom heart is a game you idiot
God:
When is Kingdom heart not a game me idiot?
Me:
a game for PS2 damnit
God:
Try to tell me that another way.

Yep it stupid..

 

[Phoenix]

Everyone dont go to that site i did not go but from wat im seeing sounds like a disrespect to god.

You're not in the "Bible United Forums".

 

[Johnny Stooge]

Everyone dont go to that site i did not go but from wat im seeing sounds like a disrespect to god.

This is nowhere near as bad as the things I've already said about him...

 

[Square Ninja]

I could link to far worse things, but I don't find the prospect of being banned to be very appealing.

 

[B-rad 1]

I dont care if you all want to flame me i just wanted to get the word out.

 

[Battlecry]

Well, it doesn't help at all. :/ So, don't try.

 

[DarkOblivion]

WHaha this is fun, I asked him why KH2 will be released so late, he told me: how should I know

 

[Kandy Kitten]

believing that god made or is that bot makes you a complete and total retard, you people make me sick, i dont care if i get a ban for this....

 

[Phoenix]

believing that god made or is that bot makes you a complete and total retard, you people make me sick, i dont care if i get a ban for this....

Sweet. Now find me somebody who actually believes that bot is God.

 

[Xell]

God isn't even real..

 

[Enchanted Rose]

Me:
Doesn't the name Cecil rock?
God:
It does now the name Cecil rock.
Me:
Rocks you mean
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Um...bread, what about you?
God:
Oh. OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
Sure. So you admit I'm the best?
God:
OK let's do it. I don't judge people. Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Let's do what exactly? You're not coming on to me are you?
God:
Precisely. I would like to do that too. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
God...you're freaking me out
God:
GOD rules. Interesting gossip: said I re freaking him or her out.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
You like a bit of gossip then?
God:
Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in.
Me:
Who is chaos? Your toy boy?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I'll come back to that later. Thanks for telling me that I am toy boy.
Me:
Oh God...you are so fab
God:
How can I help you? GOD rules. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fab.
Me:
Not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
How many roads must a man walk down?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Would you consider forming a beach boys tribute band with me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to consider forming a beach boys tribute band with you.
God:
Hurrah! Where is one ?
Me:
In your underwear drawer
God:
Are you asking about my underwear drawer?

God:
Wow! Really? When do I do it?
Me:
About 4pm on Friday afternoons
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 4pm on Friday afternoons.
Me:
Can you say hi to Jesus for me
God:
Of course I can say it. " hi to Jesus for you".
Me:
Bartholomew’s brows blackened as he brandished a billet-doux and some bindweed. It was apparent he was beside himself with ballyhoo . He bounced off saying “I belong at my bivouac to be with the bittern !”
God:
What time is it there? Is it still apparent he was beside himself with ballyhoo anymore? I get it. chaos bounced off saying Ó‰ belong at your bivouac to be with the bittern.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. GOD rules.
Me:
Amen to that!