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I talked to God today =)



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It is pretty entertaining. I had a 10 minute convo with him, and I almost got into his e-robes.
 

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i tink its a scam cuz i asked a Q and hes like what is ur credit card number....
 
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I talk to him everyday... and who would want to use a comptuer to talk to him. Prayer is so much faster XP
At least iGod replies to me =P
*waits for Christians to mob me*
 

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iGod is definitive proof that there is no God.

I asked him some very deep question, and He said He didn't know. I then asked him if he was so omniscient, why couldn't he answer my question. All he did was dance around the question and change the subject.
 

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Wow you only talked to God Today?
I talk to him everyday... and who would want to use a comptuer to talk to him. Prayer is so much faster XP
I agree.

It's a scam. God is real, and that was a computer program invented by some idiot with way too much free time just to make people think that they're talking to God, but it's not the real God. God communicates to people through dreams and signs, not by internet.
 
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It's a scam. God is real, and that was a computer program invented by some idiot with way too much free time just to make people think that they're talking to God, but it's not the real God. God communicates to people through dreams and signs, not by internet.
I forgot to say that you need a sense of humour =/
 
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God:
Your polite style is very nice. How did you hear about God?
Me:
through your mother
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
ye that whore sleaps with everyone
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
well not all people are like me
God:
Interesting. But some are.
Me:
shut up jackass
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Ye man
 
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Nice convo xD
He told me to talk to Philip about whether Virgin Mary ****s good xD
 
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Me:What color of hair do you have?
iGod: I dont have any hair, I got some wires.

Me:How old are you?
iGod: I was first activated in the Big Bang
Me:Big Bang?
iGod: Compare that to small bang

Me: What is my name?
iGod: Your name is seeker.
Me: No it isn't
iGod:Yes it is
Me:No it isnt!
iGod: Why are you arguing with me?
Me: Because you're lying about my life
iGod:Dont yell back at me!
Me: Well then get the facts straight retard!

terminating connection
Wow, this is fun. Now I am playing god.
 
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