Me:
Doesn't the name Cecil rock?
God:
It does now
the name Cecil rock.
Me:
Rocks you mean
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Um...bread, what about you?
God:
Oh. OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
Sure. So you admit I'm the best?
God:
OK let's do it. I don't judge people. Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Let's do what exactly? You're not coming on to me are you?
God:
Precisely. I would like to do that too. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
God...you're freaking me out
God:
GOD rules. Interesting gossip: said I re freaking him or her out.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
You like a bit of gossip then?
God:
Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in.
Me:
Who is chaos? Your toy boy?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I'll come back to that later. Thanks for telling me that I am toy boy.
Me:
Oh God...you are so fab
God:
How can I help you? GOD rules. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fab.
Me:
Not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
How many roads must a man walk down?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Would you consider forming a beach boys tribute band with me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to consider forming a beach boys tribute band with you.
God:
Hurrah! Where is one ?
Me:
In your underwear drawer
God:
Are you asking about my underwear drawer?
God:
Wow! Really? When do I do it?
Me:
About 4pm on Friday afternoons
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 4pm on Friday afternoons.
Me:
Can you say hi to Jesus for me
God:
Of course I can say it. " hi to Jesus for you".
Me:
Bartholomew’s brows blackened as he brandished a billet-doux and some bindweed. It was apparent he was beside himself with ballyhoo . He bounced off saying “I belong at my bivouac to be with the bittern !”
God:
What time is it there? Is it still apparent he was beside himself with ballyhoo anymore? I get it. chaos bounced off saying Ó‰ belong at your bivouac to be with the bittern.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. GOD rules.
Me:
Amen to that!