FML!

[xxJonxx]

Could not find a topic about this post all your FML moments.

Today, I told me cousin to come over to my house, she told me to fuck off that my parents are way to strict and told me that I should go over to her one room bedroom she is renting FML!

 

[Fenblivion]

who gives a shit?

 

[Aucune Raison]

old

 

[Ophan]

so.......your life is fucked because
your cousin can't come to your house.....?

 

[Deleted member 36435]

I dropped my pen on the floor during class today. FML

 

[Chris]

It's all about My Life is Average now.

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking aout marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA

Last night, my dad walked in on my girlfriend and me. He asked if he could join in. We were playing rock band. MLIA.

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. When she had an orgasm, she'd scream out "Yes, Ryan!" That's my dad's name. But it's okay, because it's my name too. MLIA.

 

[RTP49]

no

 

[Spic Steve]

It's all about My Life is Average now.

lmfao

 

[xxJonxx]

If you do not know what I am talking about see this
FML: Your everyday life stories

 

[Firo]

This has already been done.

Yes fuck your life.

 

[sassysis10]

If you do not know what I am talking about see this
FML: Your everyday life stories

You watched Shane Daweson on youtube didn't you?

 

[xDENLINx]

I'm afraid i'm not following..

 

[frisson]

It's all about My Life is Average now.

Those weren't half-bad.